Do you need some help with that itch?

And it's those meaningless, purposeless, blather calls.

I was really Percolating

Queen of her castle

Rock climbing? you need a boost to climb into your bed!

I got him off sugar!

They call him a cleaner

Umbrella Twirl

Vomit sympathy card

The IRS is like Ward and June Cleaver and we're all Wally and the Beaver.

Six hours of Lucy

Yada Yada

Zephyr? That is not a word.

This friend of a friend knows this banker guy.

Barney's has skinny mirrors

I have three cookies or four cookies or 11 cookies if I want.

Do you know how to double clutch?

Elaine

I don't submit to Forcible massage

G = Gary Fogel a.k.a. fake cancer victim & member of the "hair team for men."

Hey dude you better step off

I never really understood the importance of the conductor.

Joseph Poglia

He says kinky things, because he's made out of wood...

Last time I got the tap

He's a big adviser to Mayor Dinkins.

Tuck or No tuck

Owen March, I never heard of him.

How adorable is the pinky toe?

Queen of her castle

Rock climbing? you need a boost to climb into your bed!

Elaine took it to read on the subway.

The dreaded apparatus

Always a bed. Unless you go to the emergency room...
then it's a chair.

That Voice is tattooed in my brain

I like them really sharp. Do you have one with hooks and gouges

Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch

You got anything on the horizon?

Bonkers was going crazy

And I just I wanted you to know that I did not intend for that to happen.

That voice is tattooed in my brain

Kramer's interested in Canadian football.

Don't you offer an Express conversion?

Sounds like an English call girl.

You cannot be not funny

I like to think I have a little grace.

H = "I sold raincoats for 38 years with Harry Flemming."

I know how to press those buttons buddy

Jerry's old birthday checks from his grandmother

I have this power, Kavorca!

No. It's not aluminum siding. It's volunteer work.

My little Man's an idiot

Nose Job

Oh sure my Blackhawks jacket

Paa-aaaaa-aaaa-m!

One-Q? Whose apartment is that?

Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Sugar Ray Leonard?

Look at you with your Botticelli's

Look at you with your Botticelli's

That girl's all right.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun

Say Vandalay!

We have to have sex to save the friendship

Twix!

You tell the jokes I cut the hair

Jerry's Pez dispenser

Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer

BOSCO

You know about the cup sizes and all?

I'd love to do some TV commercials.

This is beyond B O!

Once the button falls off, that's it. I'll never fix it.

You better think again, Mojambo!

Sizes seven and a half through eight and three quarters.

I don't want your boys down there

But now...I'm rejuvenated.

That's an open lip Kiss

The funny thing is, you know, I would really love to tell someone...

My wallet's gone!

I wanna know, but I'm not gonna ask.

Give me 10 bucks and find out

Kramer buys a police scanner.

King Edward didn't live in Queens

If you want the legroom, say you want the room.

Snubbed her not that I condone it

And he was making tamales.

The lure of the animal

Is that what you've sunk to?

Oh you mean you want to lose it

Fix Up

Yuri Testikov, the Russian writer

What is with this damn zipper?

Atomic wedgie

Because in the mirror at Barneys, I looked fabulous.

You know about the Cup sizes and all?

So, what are you doing Thursday night?

He was a fat starving artist

non-fat yogurt

I told you God would never let me be successful

Of course, I have to check with my associates.

I got rejected by a bald woman.

As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover.

I am one clever chickadee.

Either you take the cap off or you leave.

I act like a Murphy

Okay, okay, rule number two: Spending the night is optional.

I am one clever chickadee

It seems that I may have already won some very valuable prizes.

I come from a long line of Quitters

Rochelle Rochelle

Snubbed her

She had this throaty, sexy kind of whisper.

I got a toe, step on it buddy

Oh, sure, Truman Capote.

You better think again, Mojambo!

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

What you're cheating on your conversion test?

The Ex-Girlfriend

You've never heard of Bozo the clown?

I don't wanna be Switzerland.

Rock climbing? you need a boost to climb into your bed!

Salami salami bologna

Diane DeConn

Kramer decides to help out a mom and pop shop.

You cannot be not funny

"For your protection, do not give your secret code to anyone."

It should be based on who's the hungriest

Rat Hat

I probably can't hold a job or keep a man!

Jason Alexander

I have this power, Kavorca!

The Wallet

My idiot son could open that garage door

Now arriving at gate 12...

That's an open lip kiss

I put that drink six inches over to the right.

Quiet! So where is this Sophie?

They want a take-charge guy. A colonel. A Kaiser. A czar.

Snubbed her not that I condone it

The here-comes-the-money sound, you know?

I enjoy Understanding.

My brother, who's videotaping, turns green.

Well it's not really like after the risotto

No, it could get sexual.

You've never heard of Bozo the clown?

I gotta sit next to Ozzie Nelson over here.

Atomic wedgie

BOSCO

Look to the Cookie

Did you ask her about me?

Ma-nure

Frogger

Boutros Boutros-Golly

Why don't you just ask Jeffrey. He'd just deny it.

I'm George!

Jake Jarmel

Are you familiar with the Kamasutra?

Remember in college when you passed Lettick the test out the window?

My boys need a house

Nose Job

That's an open lip kiss

Paaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaam!

Quiet! So where is this Sophie?

Rat hat

The appeal of the posse

Pinky Toe

I enjoy Understanding

Merv Griffin Show

Well, you can kiss that jacket goodbye, Mr. Von Nozzin.

Twix

Yes I will do the opposite!

Jerry realizes he has fleas in his apartment.

And you're coming with me Dr.Cyclops!

BOSCO

They're only Comfortable with their equipment

The Caddy

Slice this fat bastard up

Hey, Ma! What the hell do I gotta do to get some food around here?

Golden boy is slowly dying

Rat Hat

I probably can't hold a job or keep a man!

Kramer, Jerry is gonna be here any second.

Are you familiar with the Kamasutra?

The Lip Reader

My boys need a house

New York

That's an open lip kiss

Poppy's a little sloppy.

It's like I'm in Quicksand.

I'm storing it at the blood bank, just in case.

We have Sanka

Todd Gack

The lure of the animal

The very thought, the very idea.

What the hell I'll just eat some trash

Twix

You've never heard of Bozo the clown?

Bonkers was going crazy.

And you're coming with me Dr.Cyclops

BOSCO

He's a Comedian they don't know how to do anything

Between you and me, Elaine, I think I got a foot-odor problem.

Eduardo Corrochio

Frogger

F = Fredo (Neighbor Phil's bird)

Boutros Boutros-Golly

H = Hal Kitzmiller

How about an Intercourse hello

J - Jon Lovitz A.K.A. "Gary Fogel"

Are you familiar with the Kamasutra

L = Leapin' Larry's Appliance Store

Manure

Nose Job

Oh I've got to start taking these stupid warnings more seriously

P = "Poppie's a little sloppy."

Dairy Queen where I cooled my
feet in the soft-serve machine?

Rat Hat

Well Sue Anne it's not a top

T = Tony: "He gets free pie"!

Elaine does the Upper west side

Look at this couch. Is this velvet?

What the hell I'll just eat some trash

TWIX

Yes I pooh pooh

"Crazy" Joe Davola

So, um, do you date immature men?....Almost exclusively...

B = Bette Midler

I come from a long line of quitters

You're lucky they let you drive a car.

Its an Entenmann's

Frogger

God would never let me be successful.

H - "Here's your halibut omelet..... surprised"?

I got a toe

Jerome with the tax problem

I will kibosh again!

I'm very lucky she's even considering seeing me at all.

Really, tell us more Mr Science

N = "He's the wiz, and Nobody beats him.... NOBODY."

I brought George up to see some of your paintings. Oh, are you interested?

Posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals

Frank cooking for a Jewish singles-night banquet

Right next to the kitchen

But, I think that at it's core, this is a Susie-and-Elaine problem that requires, a Susie-and-Elaine solution!

Tyler Chicken and your 3-legged dog, Willy

I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her out.

I can't stand Velcro!

We'll be in the championship game Wednesday because of me.

The only thing I watch is Xena the Warrior Princess.

Yada Yada Yada