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Sammy M. Malone
09-09-2002, 09:13 PM
What 3 favs. stick in your head??

1
Rebecca:Norm i cant help noticing you're sitting around all day.
Norm:Hi im Norm Peterson, i dont believe we've met.
Rebecca:Norm you have a job to do and all you're doing is sitting around drinking beer and talking to cliff.
Norm:Rebecca do you get cheers?...The concept??

2
Rebecca:I cant believe robin would use me like this!
Sam:I know i know he seems like such a decent guy. I mean he never like cheated on a friend in a buisness deal before, oh wait y'know actually he did. Well at least you never caught him with another woman, O shoot! that happened too! Well maybe,maybe this is the last bad thing he does, yeah thats it!
Rebecca:Gee sam you think?
Norm:Rebecca maybe you are too stupid to live!

3
Frasier:Oh well this will be a big hit at the cocktail party circuit. Hey frase' wheres your lovely wife? Well bob, shes under the earths crust with her boyfriend! Whats new with you?

-*Forever*-
09-09-2002, 11:13 PM
Well the 2 in my sig and this one.

Lilith: Oh look @ that little one in the corner. He looks just like Whitey.
Dewd: Who's Whitey?
Lilith: Oh, he was my favorite dead rat that this bastard took and threw in the trash!!!

Veggie Boyd 5556792
09-09-2002, 11:41 PM
CLIFF: Im ashamed God made me a man.

CARLA: I dont think God's doing too much bragging about it either.


WOODY: I took off all of my clothes during dress rehearsal and I stood around and said, Why am I the only one who is naked? So then I did it during the show again, I took off all my clothes, and I said to myself, Why am I the ony one is naked? And to make it even worse, I hear this high pitched voice screaming, Look, he's the only one who is naked!!

NORM: Sorry Woody, you caught me by surprise.



FRASIER: On my way over here tonight, I heard a passage from a song on a Rock and Roll Station that Id like to share with all of you. Everybody Have fun Tonight............. Everybody Wang Chung Tonight.


REBECCA: Does anybody know CPR!!!!!

AL: I do! I do!

(Sam gets right up)

AL: Works Every time!


SAM: Here let me introduce you to last year's winner. (points to Al) He's really 25 years old.

AL: I fell asleep on the beach!


CLIFF: Pick a number 1 to 10, the closest gets to be knighted with me.

NORM: 2,000,042

SAM: 2,000,043

WOODY: 2,000,044

CLIFF: The correct answer is 4, The closest is my friend Norm Peterson with 2,000,042

WOODY: Darn!! I knew I should have said 4.

oOShelleyLongOo
09-10-2002, 09:33 AM
1.
Diane~ Bambi called to cancel ur date tonight, she had an accident
Sam~ What happened?
Diane~ She fell off her shoes

2.
Rebecca: Have you ever thought what it would be like to be without Vera for 20 years?
Norm: Oh my God!
Rebecca: You see? You'd miss Vera!
Norm: Oh! I thought you said "beer!"

3.
Lilith: If I had a problem and needed to talk to someone about it, would it be perpetuating a sterotype to actually select a bartender?
Sam: Well now, that depends.
Lilith: On what?
Sam: On what you just said.

Sammy M. Malone
09-10-2002, 10:33 PM
Oh yeah! I like that 2nd one of your's shelley!

CheersGang3
09-11-2002, 07:23 PM
Um I guess mine are

1 Rebecca: Sam you need real help not Sam

2 Dr Louis Polskow: You Wanna Play The Waiting Game I'll Pretend To Play Along I Give You Ten Minutes

3 : Norm: It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear

CheersGang3
09-11-2002, 07:25 PM
O I mean It's Fraiser not same in my first qoute

trinity2084
09-11-2002, 10:05 PM
Diane to Carla: I'm tired of your teeth and all the vermicelli in between.

Sam: You know you got a big mouth, Clavin!
Cliff: Yeah, there is a genetic predisposition towards large jaws in the Clavin family. It's the only way of identifying us as the proper heirs to the Russian throne.
Frasier: Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?

Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: I know what they look like, just pour me one.

Carla: I'm going to have twins.
Sam: I had twins once, it was the most exciting night of my life!

Sammy M. Malone
09-11-2002, 10:14 PM
trinity, for #2 its: genetic cork