I'm sort of stealing from goldenfamilyties but it's sort of different. there are no assigned parts but one person (ME) stats a story, and someone else continues it, and it keeps going until somebody feels it's about time to end it, then whoever ends it will statr a new story. Every section of the story can be as short or as long as you want. It can be one line of Dialouge or 31. Anyone can show up. BUT remember that Dorthy can't be married to Lucas. And there is no Golden Palcae. They all live in the house, and rose is still dating miles.

(Dorthy is sitting at the kitchen table, rose is standing at the open fridge)

Rose-
want some cheescake Dorthy

Dorthy-
No Rose I thought I'd have dirt this morning

Rose-
Okey dokey(storms out to the garage)

Dorthy-
WAIT ROSE ROSE (realizes she's long gone) Twit

(Blanche walks in and has a seat)

Blanche-
Ya'll never guess who's coming here this weekend.

Dorthy-
Who

Blanche-
where's rose

Dorthy-
fetching dirt

Blanche-
Oh OK, well my very... DIRT

Dorthy-
Yes DIRT, tell me who's coming

Blanche-
Guess

Dorthy-
STEVIE NICKS, How the hell should i know TELL ME

Blanche-
ok it's...

(Rose comes in with a bucket full of dirt)

Rose-
here's your dirt Dorthy

Dorthy-
I hate you

Rose-
digging for dirt out there reminded me of this one time back in St. Olaf when me and uncle Ickamakerstingerman

Dorthy-
wait a minute Rose (Dorthy picks up the bucket of dirt and pours it on the floor) Pick that Up. Now Blanche WHO THE HELL IS COMING

Blanche-
well you'll never believe it but.....

CONTINUE IT.

bump

Sorry GG, it's just not my thing. Can't get into fan fic and such.

Good luck...

i don't get it. I just visited the rather scary if you ask me facts of life board and the continuation thread is like 180 pages and 2000 posts long. Now i'm not expecting THAT here, BUT i thought it would be more of a hit.

EDITED BY MODERATOR
Your reponse to this thread was highly inappropriate, and I therefore edited it... please watch what you say on these boards.

great the ONLY person to respond had to be inapropriate.

how was it innapropriat, i thought it was very funny. i think everybody else would have liked it, and maybe more ppl would start writing on here. you should put it back on. ~tony

Originally posted by GoldenGuy
I'm sort of stealing from goldenfamilyties but it's sort of different. there are no assigned parts but one person (ME) stats a story, and someone else continues it, and it keeps going until somebody feels it's about time to end it, then whoever ends it will statr a new story. Every section of the story can be as short or as long as you want. It can be one line of Dialouge or 31. Anyone can show up. BUT remember that Dorthy can't be married to Lucas. And there is no Golden Palcae. They all live in the house, and rose is still dating miles.

(Dorthy is sitting at the kitchen table, rose is standing at the open fridge)

Rose-
want some cheescake Dorthy

Dorthy-
No Rose I thought I'd have dirt this morning

Rose-
Okey dokey(storms out to the garage)

Dorthy-
WAIT ROSE ROSE (realizes she's long gone) Twit

(Blanche walks in and has a seat)

Blanche-
Ya'll never guess who's coming here this weekend.

Dorthy-
Who

Blanche-
where's rose

Dorthy-
fetching dirt

Blanche-
Oh OK, well my very... DIRT

Dorthy-
Yes DIRT, tell me who's coming

Blanche-
Guess

Dorthy-
STEVIE NICKS, How the hell should i know TELL ME

Blanche-
ok it's...

(Rose comes in with a bucket full of dirt)

Rose-
here's your dirt Dorthy

Dorthy-
I hate you

Rose-
digging for dirt out there reminded me of this one time back in St. Olaf when me and uncle Ickamakerstingerman

Dorthy-
wait a minute Rose (Dorthy picks up the bucket of dirt and pours it on the floor) Pick that Up. Now Blanche WHO THE HELL IS COMING

Blanche-
well you'll never believe it but.....

CONTINUE IT.

Blanche-
...Big Daddy's comin

Dorothy-
Blanch honey, I hate to be the one to break this to you but Big Daddy is dead.

Blanche-
No you silly, my OTHER Big Daddy. I had two you know.

Dorothy-
Blanche anyone in Miami could be your Big Daddy, how the hell would I know???

Rose-
Dorothy do you still want this dirt?

Dorothy-
Yes Rose I'm going to make us dinner with it...

Rose-
Oh you are!??!?! Dorothy you should have told me I have at least a dozen St Olaf recipes you can use...

Dorothy-
Rose I could kill you!

Blanche-
Would you two hush, we gotta get this place clean and get ready for Big Daddy.

Dorothy-
Well this is short notice, when is he coming?

Sophia(Bursting through the door)-
When is who coming?

Dorothy-
The three wise men, they are coming to take Rose with them...Ma your supposed to be getting rest, the doctor said the reason your so tired is because your up at all hours of the night.

Sophia-
He also told me a woman my age should be counting her blessings, what does he know?

Blanche-(leaving the kitchen)
Well I'm gunna get to tidying up the place...Girls please this is important to me, Big Daddy is a special person in my life and I wanna show hima good time...

Sophia-
That should be no proble.....

Dorothy-
Ma! Blanche honey you go get ready, we'll be right with you.

It's my first time doing that, so it might not be funny just yet goldenguy, continue!

i dont get it, you allow that crap on here but delete mine? mine at least had some funny parts!

Originally posted by tony_the_tiger3
i dont get it, you allow that crap on here but delete mine? mine at least had some funny parts!

When your post has multiple words covered up with *'s, that's a pretty good indication it's not appropriate...

it wasn't bad at all. I thought there were some really funny parts, especially the i have 15 different St olaf reipies for dirt. The only thing is the big daddy thing. it's a bit weird, but heh it's a nice twist and i like it. I'm going to wait for one more person to continue this before i go again. Come on Tony try again, just try not to make it TOO dirty please.

for all of you who do want to see what i wrote, go to the fan fiction part. its under the subject golden girls season 8. i added more to it, i think its very funny go read it!

I'm continuing...

NEW SCENE:

(In the living room)

Blanche: Where's Rose Dorothy???

Dorothy: Making mud pies, why???

(Blanche has puzzled look on face)

Blanche: Well Big Daddy is going to be here any minute

(Enter Sophia)

Sophia: Well I'm off

Dorothy: Where are you going???

Sophia: Out with Lilian

Blanche: Sophia, I wanted you to stay and meet my big daddy

Sophia: (Whispers to Dorothy) She's dating black men again isn't she???

Dorothy: Yes ma, Ray Charles

Sophia: Ray Charles Blanche??? Wow.....One question. When you guys do it....How does he know where(Interrupted)

Dorothy: MA!!!!!

Sophia: Inquiring minds would like to know...

(Doorbell)

Blanche: That's him

Sophia: Any chance he could be wearing Spandex so we can see if his name REALLY applies???

Dorothy: Ma, be good

Sophia: An 80 year old woman only gets so much action

(Blanche answers the door and a white man is there)

Sophia: Ray Charles is blind how so he couldn't have turned white by seeing Blanche naked

Dorothy: Ma, this is George's father who is also called Big Daddy

Sophia: Oh....Where was I going again???

Blanche: Out with Lilian

Sophia: Oh yeah, I thought you wanted me to stay

Blanche: I changed my mind...now out

Sophia: Okay, nice meeting you Ray

(Exit Sophia)

Big Daddy: Quite a charming lady

Dorothy: Mr. Devareaux, you'll have to excuse my mother, she had a stroke and it messed up the part of her brain where it alters what she says

Blanche: I still don't buy that story

Dorothy: One of two things she's doesn't buy....My mothers health story being one, and underwear being the second.

Next.....


I TRIED......HE HE.....Hope u guys like it.

Originally posted by Superbatboy
I continuing...


I TRIED......HE HE.....Hope u guys like it.

LOL Loved it!

That was GREAT. I especially loved the two things she doesn't buy part. I'm extremely tired so i can't be creative now. But tomoorow I'm going to continue the story.

Still in the Living Room, rose enters from the linai

Big Daddy: Howdy ma:am

Rose: Boy Blanche, when you said you wanted to date more mature men you weren't kidding.

Dorthy: this isn't Blanche's date you airhead. This is her father-in-law.

Rose: Oh I'm so sorry Mr. devouroux.

Big Daddy: oh it's quite all right child. In fact it's quite a compliment that you thought i was one of Blanche's dates.

Sophia: That's what you think.

Dorthy: Maaaaa, i thought you were leaving.

sophia: I was, but Lilian's daughter just called me and said she couldn't make it.

Dorthy: why not

Sophia: she died (looks sad for a second) so who wants pizza.

Rose: were all here for you sophia if the pain gets to be too much for you Sophia.

Sophia: I said nothing about pain, unless you're talking about some pain pizza. Now who the hell's hungry.

rose: i just had three gafloopaboopin mudd pies. I'm stuffed.

Dorthy: (gives rose a dirty look, then looks at Sophia) I'm not hungry either ma

Blanche: well i'm on a diet, not that i need it of course.

Sophia: Like hell you don't. Well i don't want to eat alone.

Big Daddy. well i'm starving after my flight. I'll go with you.

Sophia: Ok Biggie D. Let's roll.

Blanche: WAIT a minute( they're already gone) i was supposed to take Big Daddy out to see Miami.

NEXT SCENE. dorthy and rose are sitting at the kitchen table. Blanche walks in and sits down.

Blanche: Big Daddy's been here a week now, and I've barely seen him. he's always out with your MOTHER. I haven't seen him in 8 years and he's only interested in dating some shriveleed up mushroom.

Dorthy: heh you're talking about my shriviled up mushroom. And they're not dating. They're just good friends.

Blanche: well if you say so. is anybody else cold.

dorthy: my mother's got some extra blankets in her room.

(Blanche leave's after about 10 seconds we hear...

Blanche: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

continue it.

LOL Awseome, it's amazing how you all capture their personalities and mannerisms down, ill continue tom morning!

Continuing....

(In Sophia's room)

(Sophia and Big Daddy are in the bed together)

Sophia: Relax Blanche, I'm just showing Big Daddy how comfortable my new mattress is

Big Daddy: It's comfortable alright

(Enter Dorothy)

Dorothy: Oh my goodness

Sophia: Relax pussycat I'm just showing him my new mattress

Dorothy: What new mattress??

Sophia: The one I bought with your credit card

Dorothy: I'm so relieved...and by the way Ma when I get the credit card statement, I'm going to kill you

Sophia: Please threatening an 80 year old with death is like threatening to water log a fish

Dorothy: Well, we'll let you guys get back to...uh...bed testing

(Exit Dorothy and Blanche)

NEW SCENE

(In the Kitchen)

Dorothy: What's the matter Blanche???

Blanche: It's just upsetting me that I haven't spent much time with Big Daddy

Dorothy: Honey, it's not like you were close to him or anything

Blanche: Yeah, but he's my last living memory of George. He's a splitting image of him

Rose: Cheer up Blanche. This reminds of Mr and Mrs Gugenhabin that use to live across the way from us.

(Dorothy and Blanche roll eyes)

Rose: Mrs Gugenhabin wouldn't let anyone touch her pet goat Gertrude. No one could understand why. So finally Mr Gugenhabin got the story out of her.

Blanche: What was the story Rose???

Rose: Because it was her only living memory of her other pet goat Gerbob that had died a little while before. She was very sensitive about that subject

Dorothy: You know Rose, that actually made sense

Rose: Oh, and Gertrude also had a very nasty case of ringworm

Dorothy: Whooops, spoke to soon

Blanche: Well I'm not going to let that wretched mean old woman take my Big Daddy from me

Rose: Blanche, I'm shocked. Sophia isn't a wretched mean old woman

(Enter Sophia)

Sophia: Blanche, in the future put one butt cheek on the toilet seat at a time, that way you won't break yet another one

Rose: Sophia she just does that because she likes the plumber guy

Sophia: Sure and Madonna always DID have that gap in her teeth

(Enter Big Daddy)

Big Daddy: How are you young ladies doing this day???

Blanche: Very good. Now Daddy, it's time for me to show you around Miami. So why don't you get ready

Big Daddy: Oh I'm sorry pumpkin, but Sophia already promised to take me out

Dorothy: Where are you guys going???

Sophia: To play cards at Lilians. I rip her off and cheat everytime

Dorothy: Ma

Sophia: Relax, we play for preparation H ointment

Rose: You guys play for ointment???

Sophia: Hey, to an 80 year old that is like money

(Exit Big Daddy and Sophia)

Blanche: Darnit Dorothy, when is your mother gonna die so I can spend time with my big daddy???

Dorothy: I'm not sure Blanche, but I'll be sure to let you know the minute it happens. That is of course if you're not entertaining company at the moment. I'll let you finish beforehand.

Rose: How will you know when she's finished Dorothy???

Dorothy: A little midget parade comes marching down the street Rose

Next....

LOL ! I can picture everyone of them saying these things...especially like how they're playing for Preparation H!

What happened to all the writers??? I was having fun. Don't tell me you guys gave up already. Let's at least finish the episode.

Originally posted by Superbatboy
Continuing....


Dorothy: A little midget parade comes marching down the street Rose

Next....


Rose: I have an idea, how about some chocolate chip cheesecake?...

Dorothy: ...I think I saw some cookies we have left over on the bottom shelf too, get those...I'll put on some coffee. Blanche? Coffee?

Blanche: Oh no no no. I have better things to do than sit around here and let my hips gain back all the weight I lost. I'm going out.

Dorothy: Blanche, where are you going to go? Big Daddy is out with MA...you have no dates...and every other man is at home.

Blanche: (sighs) Probably with their wives.

Dorothy: That never stopped you before....

Blance: Oh alright, Rose cut me a piece too.

Rose: Oh good, you know girls I just love sitting around the table and talking about good times.

Dorothy: Good times? Rose! My mother is out with a man called Big Daddy, Blanche ran out of men to date in Miami and I cant walk to the toilet without getting tired...

Blanche: Well you ARE gettin' older...

Dorothy: Shut up thunder thighs.

(Sophia bursts through the door)

Sophia: I'm back. Goodnight everyone.

Dorothy: MA! Wait, why are you back so soon?

Sophia: Oh that. Well we were on our way to Lilian's and we got a flat. I got tired of waiting for a guy to finish peeing in the phonebooth and I took a taxi back here.

Dororthy: I don't belive you.

Sophia: Believe it! The cab driver is waiting outside for his 75 bucks.

Rose: Dorothy, she's right, he is outside.

Dorothy: Ma, get my purse.

Blanche: Sophia where's Big Daddy?

Sophia: Oh him. I don't know actually. I turned one second to yell at the guy in the booth and he was gone...


Continue

I love this! I'm not too good at this but I'll try. Be honest if it is funny!

BLANCHE:
(Smiles) Well, I don't see the need for it anyway.

[in walks Rose]

ROSE:
Hey girls...I just thoug--Oh hello. You must be Blanche's husband's father. I'm Rose. But guess what! While I was back in the kitchen making mud pi-

DOROTHY:
(grabs Rose and puts her hand around her mouth so she can't speak) (calmly says) Shut up Rose. Now, Mr. Devareaux, ...

NEXT!

Oops! I'm sorry I messed up. I didn't know there was a second page. :(