This was in the book of lists for kids.. these were actually turned in

-Dear school: please eckuse john for been absent january 28, 29, 30, 32, and 33.

-Chris has an acre on his side.

-John has been absent because he had two teeth taked out of his face.

-Please excuse gloria. She is been sick and under the doctor.

-My son is under the doctor's care and should not take PE. Please execute him.

-Lily was absent from school yesterday as she had a going over.

-Please excuse joey friday. He had loose vowels.

-Please excuse blanche from PE for a few days. Yesterday she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.

-Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football, he was hut in the growing part.

-Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

lol.

Hahaha :lol: :lol:

I've read that before and I still lmao at it. You left the really good one out though. Okay, just pretend the dashes in the front and back of the word is a strikeout.

Please excuse little Johnny from school yesterday, he had -diah- -dihrea- the s h i t s.

I remember last year, everyone would want to skip Physcial Education 'cause we'd have to run six laps, do push ups, stretches, sit ups, etc, lol... 10-20 people would be excused every week due to cramps from the week before, LOL. :lol:

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Those are so funny! (laughing out loud) :lol: :lol: :lol:

moohaha :)

Originally posted by ~°~RockAngel89~°~
-My son is under the doctor's care and should not take PE. Please execute him.

-Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

These made me laugh the hardest. Those are great!

:lol: :lol: funness

:lol: The last one was the funniest to me! lol :lol:

um...ha:rolleyes:

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*Please excuse Jimmy for being it was his fathers fault* LMAO!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Muwahahahahaha! :lol: :lol: :lol: