Sitcomwriter
08-16-2002, 03:23 PM
When I started to write this pilot it was meant as a sitcom version of the movies for an adult crowd.As I delved deeper it sort of became a parody of itself and perfectness.Enjoy!
“Stuart Little”
Cast:
Annie Potts as Eleanor Little
Charlie Sheen as Fredrick Little
Alex D. Linz as George Little
Briana Bridges as Martha Little
Nathan Lane as The Voice of Snowbell Little
Melanie Griffith as The Voice of Margalow Little
John-Paul Vitale as The Voice of Stuart Little
Michael Rappaport as The Voice of Monty
Dave Foley as Dave Biggens
Victoria Jackson as Vicki Biggens
Haley Joel Osment as Henry Biggens
Morgan Webb as The Voice of Wendi Biggens
Paul Reiser as Mr.Neil Carter
Theme Song:”Oh The hills are alive with the sound of music and the Treetops are tingling like there’s no Tomorrow Oh this is all we have family we have family Family we have family we may be Little that’s so true and that was a pun too Little but we have the F-Word we do so true we have the F-A-M We have Fam and we have Fam we eat Spam oh We eat Spamily like Famil oh I just love Mark Hamil we’ve got we don’t have a lot but we we sure do got we we have spam and we have fam we’ve got what we’ve got and that’s Family boy do we have that a lot of that Boy do we have that We We sure do have a lot of family We sure do have a lot of that Boy do we Boy do we have that!”.
#1:”The Vacation”
(Opening Credits)
(Fredrick walks into the apartment.Eleanor is in the kitchen making dinner while Martha sleeps in her Play Pen in the Living Room)
Fredrick:Little Hey Little Ho
Eleanor:Little High Little Low
Fredrick:Ah dinner smells fantastiastic!
Eleanor:It’s Beef stew with Chicken noodles and Artichoke hearts,Your favorite
Fredrick:Oh yeah my my fave fave favorite
Eleanor:Do you not like Beef stew with Chicken noodles and Artichoke hearts?
Fredrick:No honey I LOVE Beef stew with Chicken noodles and Artichoke hearts the only problem is that I’m allergic to Artichoke Hearts
Eleanor:Oh No! I forgot ALL about the Artichoke incident of 1987!
Fredrick:That’s 1997 dear
Eleanor:Oh my god I lost it!
Fredrick:No you didn’t honey you look scrumptious
Eleanor:Not my looks Fredrick I’ve been so busy with Martha and cooking and the PTA and The Bridge Club and the fight against guns that I forgot all about you and George and Stuart and Margalow and Snowbell,My Family!
Fredrick:Hey I’ve got an idea! If I can get Mr.Carter to give me 3 weeks off we can all go to Florida
Eleanor:My parents live in Florida
Fredrick:California?
Eleanor:Everybody is nuts in California
Fredrick:Guam?
Eleanor:I don’t like the way it sounds.Guam Guam Guam It sounds blah
Fredrick:Afghanastan?
Eleanor:Oh yes I want to die next week
Fredrick:Ok so Afghanastan it is
Eleanor:I was being sarcastic
Fredrick:I knew that.So where do you want to go?
Eleanor:Central Park
Fredrick:Eleanor we live right across from Central Park
Eleanor:I know
Fredrick:Don’t you want to go to somewhere exotic?
Eleanor:It’s the family Fredrick not just us
Fredrick:I know but don’t you want to go to China or to a Sweat Shop in Iran where we can watch Kathie Lee Gifford bitch a bunch of overworked and underpaid kids around?
Eleanor:Your being ridiculous Fredrick
George,Stuart and Margalow:Little Hey Little Ho
Eleanor and Fredrick:Little High Little Low
Eleanor:How was school?
Stuart:It was great Mom
George:I wish I could say the same for myself
Fredrick:What happened George?
George:Lance Peppodent,The school bully wanted my lunch money and so he pushed me down and Headlocked me until I gave it to him
Eleanor:Oh my god! Did you give it to him?
George:Of course I did
Eleanor:And?
George:He’s in the Emergency Room suffering right now
Fredrick:Way to go son!
George:Let me fini*****hen it turned out he was just trying to hug me
Fredrick:Oh
Margalow:I made a new friend
Fredrick:Way to go Margalow!
Stuart:The only problem is that I don’t think she’s a nice girl
Margalow:Jade is too! And she’s in a band!
Eleanor:Really? What’s it called?
Margalow:F’d up idiots from the planet Whoop Ass
Eleanor:Oh that’s nice….I think
Fredrick:Anyway guys Next week we’re going on Vacation for 3 weeks
Stuart:Really dad? That’s swell!
Margalow:Oh crap! I have to audition for the band next week
Fredrick:Can’t you make it tomorrow?
Margalow:No that’s ok dad
George:Where are we going?
Eleanor:That’s our problem we don’t know yet
George:Can Henry Biggens and his parents go?
Fredrick:Sure! I’d love for Dave and Vicki Biggens to be there! Dave is my best friend and Vicki is Your mom’s best friend
George:And Henry is mine and Stuart’s best friend
Margalow:If Henry can come Can Jade come too?
Fredrick:Sure! The more the merrier!
Stuart:It’s Ruined!
Margalow:How is it ruined?
Stuart:I HATE Jade!
Margalow:That’s just because Jade is COOLER than you are!
Stuart:No that’s because Jade is a chain smoking 13 year old Floozy!
Eleanor:Margalow I don’t think your father and I want you hanging out with a girl who smokes and screws perverts
Margalow:Oh come on Mom! She’s SO cool and no one said she screws perverts!
Fredrick:If she’s a 13 year old girl who has pre-marital sex then she screws perverts
Eleanor:Can we please stop talking about Screwing Perverts?
Snowbell:Screwing Perverts Screwing Perverts Screwing Perverts Screwing Perverts Screwing Perverts
Eleanor:Besides I want it just to be us!
Fredrick:Oh come on Eleanor a few people won’t hurt
Eleanor:Ok I guess your right
(Later that night.Fredrick and Eleanor are in bed.Martha is in her crib.Fredrick and Eleanor are looking at Brochures)
Fredrick:San Diego?
Eleanor:No.Portland?
Fredrick:No.Canada?
(Pause)
Both:No
Eleanor:Constantinople?
Fredrick:It’s Istanbul
Eleanor:Oh Yeah! I love that song
Both (Singing):It’s Istanbul not Constantinople Istanbul my birthstone is Opal
Eleanor:Wait! I know!
Fredrick:Really? Where?
(Eleanor whispers into Fredrick’s ear)
(A week later 1000 people are in the apartment ready to go on vacation including a Jewish woman named Elsa and Fredrick’s boss Mr.Neil Carter)
Fredrick:Ok people there are 5 buses outside we will boards them to go to our destination.Please stick together so we don’t have a Home Alone 4
Eleanor:As long as Alex D. Linz isn’t in it.He sucked!
George:Hey! I liked him!
Mr.Carter:Are we almost ready to go?
Fredrick:Yes.Ok anyway the people holding the pieces of paper numbered 1-31 board buses 1 or 2.Bus 1 will have my wife,My daughter Margalow,My daughter Martha and Margalow’s friend Jade in it
Jade:Crap! Where’s my smoke?
Fredrick:Isn’t she cute? Anyway My sons Stuart,George and I will be in number 2.All of the bums my wife invited go in buses 3,4,5,6 and 7 along with my Great Aunt Doris,My uncle Dave,Some guy I’ve never met before in my life,Martha Stewart and my 99 year old grandma
Grandma:What?
Fredrick:All of the girls from the Sorority Zeta Capra Beta and their rivals Beta Capra Zeta go in Buses 8 and 9 along with my boss Mr.Neil Carter
Mr.Carter:Yes! I get hot college students!
Fredrick:All black men named Fred go in buses 10-100.Bus 10 will have a Jewish woman named Elsa in it.Everybody else please drive your own car and if you don’t have a car then take a plane.Oh yeah My friend Dave and his son Henry will also be on Bus 2 and his wife Vicki will be on bus 1 with my wife.
(2 days later.Fredrick is on Bus 2 with George,Stuart,Dave and Henry)
Dave:Fredrick Where exactly ARE we going?
Fredrick:I forgot
Henry:You forgot?
Stuart:You forgot?
George:You forgot?
Fredrick:I forgot but I think it was Constantinople
All but Fredrick:It’s Istanbul not Constantinople!
(4 days later.All of the buses arrive in Zimbabwe)
Fredrick:Zimbabwe! That was it!
(Everbody gets off the bus to greet the Zimbabweans)
All but the Zimbabweans:Little Hey Little Ho
The Zimbabweans:Little High Little Low
(Later that night.The Littles,The Biggens and Jade are at camp.Jade is smoking)
Eleanor:Aren’t you a little YOUNG to smoke?
Jade:So what are you saying?
Eleanor:Well….
Jade:You’re an old hag anyway!
Vicki:I like her.She’s got spunk
Jade:I hate spunk
Fredrick:We men are going to go get some firewood
(Fredrick,Dave Stuart,Snowbell,Henry and George make muscles)
Snowbells:It’s true mom! I’m not gay!
Eleanor:Ok have fun guys
Snowbell:Oh no! I broke a nail…Damn it! Sorry mom
(An hour later.Everybody is sitting around the campfire)
All (Singing):Goodbye my lord oh Goodbye Goodbye my lord oh goodbye good night and remember to sleep tight goodbye my lord and goodnight
Jade:Fredrick,Eleanor Can I maybe sing a song from my band?
Eleanor:Sure
Fredrick:Go right ahead
(Jade gets her guitar and then sits back down)
Jade:This song is called ripped ass heart (Singing) You ripped my F’n heart apart and I said rot in Hell we screwed once well maybe twice and said rot in hell in hell is where you should rot you ass oh hell you’re my anis good Greg Lou anis I mean Greg Louganis It’s my ripped ass heart it’s now an f’n fart rot in hell and I said go to hell go to hell go to hell go to hell!
Fredrick:Well that was…
Eleanor:Interesting
All (Singing):You ripped my F’n heart apart and I said rot in Hell we screwed once well maybe twice and said rot in hell in hell is where you should rot you ass oh hell you’re my anis good Greg Lou anis I mean Greg Louganis It’s my ripped ass heart it’s now an f’n fart rot in hell and I said go to hell go to hell go to hell go to hell!
Fredrick:And now Ghost Stories
Stuart:I Love Ghost Stories!
Fredrick:Once upon a time there was a ghost and he made friends with everybody…
Jade:That story sucks! It’s not even Firkin scary
Fredrick:Since you say it’s not Firkin scary then why don’t you tell a scary story then
Jade:Fine Fanfare Moron! Once upon there lived an Ogre named Gerard Depardu
Fredrick:Like the actor?
Jade:Shut the hell up! Anyway he was a scary monster but he died and rotted in hell as a ghost.He later screwed the devil who yes is a girl played by Elvira and NOT Olympia Duckiest
Eleanor:Olympia Decanis
Vicki:I’m pretty sure it’s Olympia Dubunked
Fredrick:It’s Olympia Dukakis ass holes!
Stuart:It’s Ducockis
Fredrick:Dukakis
Jade:Well anyway he bit off Jill’s head and Jack’s too and then he ate Stuart Little so much that he can’t say Little Hey little firkin ho anymore! The End
Fredrick:That was firkin scary!
Stuart:Can I have a fricken hot pocket?
Fredrick:Where’s My firkin hot pocket?
Eleanor:Where’s my fricken hot pocket?
Fredrick:That was firkin scary!
Eleanor:Firkin with a capital IRKEN!
Fredrick:Irkenty Workenty Burkenty Bye!
Jade:Now that’s just stupid!
(3 weeks later.Everybody arrives back from Zimbabwe and the Littles are beat and entering their apartment)
All:Little Hey Little Ho
(Silence)
George:No Ones Home…
All:Nopei Dope hahahahaha!
Snowbell:I’m gonna make some Pancakes!
Stuart:Well I ain’t gonna have one of those!
All:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Margalow (Impersonating Stuart badly):One of those!
All:Hahahahahahahahaha!
Fredrick:Little Hey Little Ho
All but Fredrick:Little High Little Low
All:Hahahahahahahahaha!
Margalow (Impersonating Stuart badly):One of those!
All:Hahahahahahahahaha!
All:One of those
All:Hahahahahahahahaha!
Fredrick:Those One of Those One of Those pancakes the cat gonna make One of those
Snowbell:One of those baby haha
Eleanor:One of those
(Closing Credits)
(The Littles are on the couch.Martha is in Eleanor’s lap while she nits,Fredrick is reading the Newpaper and the kids are watching TV)
All (Impersonating Stuart badly):One of those!
The Audience roars with excitement and we hear applause
Charlie Sheen (Voice):”Stuart Little” was filmed in front of a live studio audience (Impersonating Stuart badly) One of Those!
THE END
“Stuart Little”
Cast:
Annie Potts as Eleanor Little
Charlie Sheen as Fredrick Little
Alex D. Linz as George Little
Briana Bridges as Martha Little
Nathan Lane as The Voice of Snowbell Little
Melanie Griffith as The Voice of Margalow Little
John-Paul Vitale as The Voice of Stuart Little
Michael Rappaport as The Voice of Monty
Dave Foley as Dave Biggens
Victoria Jackson as Vicki Biggens
Haley Joel Osment as Henry Biggens
Morgan Webb as The Voice of Wendi Biggens
Paul Reiser as Mr.Neil Carter
Theme Song:”Oh The hills are alive with the sound of music and the Treetops are tingling like there’s no Tomorrow Oh this is all we have family we have family Family we have family we may be Little that’s so true and that was a pun too Little but we have the F-Word we do so true we have the F-A-M We have Fam and we have Fam we eat Spam oh We eat Spamily like Famil oh I just love Mark Hamil we’ve got we don’t have a lot but we we sure do got we we have spam and we have fam we’ve got what we’ve got and that’s Family boy do we have that a lot of that Boy do we have that We We sure do have a lot of family We sure do have a lot of that Boy do we Boy do we have that!”.
#1:”The Vacation”
(Opening Credits)
(Fredrick walks into the apartment.Eleanor is in the kitchen making dinner while Martha sleeps in her Play Pen in the Living Room)
Fredrick:Little Hey Little Ho
Eleanor:Little High Little Low
Fredrick:Ah dinner smells fantastiastic!
Eleanor:It’s Beef stew with Chicken noodles and Artichoke hearts,Your favorite
Fredrick:Oh yeah my my fave fave favorite
Eleanor:Do you not like Beef stew with Chicken noodles and Artichoke hearts?
Fredrick:No honey I LOVE Beef stew with Chicken noodles and Artichoke hearts the only problem is that I’m allergic to Artichoke Hearts
Eleanor:Oh No! I forgot ALL about the Artichoke incident of 1987!
Fredrick:That’s 1997 dear
Eleanor:Oh my god I lost it!
Fredrick:No you didn’t honey you look scrumptious
Eleanor:Not my looks Fredrick I’ve been so busy with Martha and cooking and the PTA and The Bridge Club and the fight against guns that I forgot all about you and George and Stuart and Margalow and Snowbell,My Family!
Fredrick:Hey I’ve got an idea! If I can get Mr.Carter to give me 3 weeks off we can all go to Florida
Eleanor:My parents live in Florida
Fredrick:California?
Eleanor:Everybody is nuts in California
Fredrick:Guam?
Eleanor:I don’t like the way it sounds.Guam Guam Guam It sounds blah
Fredrick:Afghanastan?
Eleanor:Oh yes I want to die next week
Fredrick:Ok so Afghanastan it is
Eleanor:I was being sarcastic
Fredrick:I knew that.So where do you want to go?
Eleanor:Central Park
Fredrick:Eleanor we live right across from Central Park
Eleanor:I know
Fredrick:Don’t you want to go to somewhere exotic?
Eleanor:It’s the family Fredrick not just us
Fredrick:I know but don’t you want to go to China or to a Sweat Shop in Iran where we can watch Kathie Lee Gifford bitch a bunch of overworked and underpaid kids around?
Eleanor:Your being ridiculous Fredrick
George,Stuart and Margalow:Little Hey Little Ho
Eleanor and Fredrick:Little High Little Low
Eleanor:How was school?
Stuart:It was great Mom
George:I wish I could say the same for myself
Fredrick:What happened George?
George:Lance Peppodent,The school bully wanted my lunch money and so he pushed me down and Headlocked me until I gave it to him
Eleanor:Oh my god! Did you give it to him?
George:Of course I did
Eleanor:And?
George:He’s in the Emergency Room suffering right now
Fredrick:Way to go son!
George:Let me fini*****hen it turned out he was just trying to hug me
Fredrick:Oh
Margalow:I made a new friend
Fredrick:Way to go Margalow!
Stuart:The only problem is that I don’t think she’s a nice girl
Margalow:Jade is too! And she’s in a band!
Eleanor:Really? What’s it called?
Margalow:F’d up idiots from the planet Whoop Ass
Eleanor:Oh that’s nice….I think
Fredrick:Anyway guys Next week we’re going on Vacation for 3 weeks
Stuart:Really dad? That’s swell!
Margalow:Oh crap! I have to audition for the band next week
Fredrick:Can’t you make it tomorrow?
Margalow:No that’s ok dad
George:Where are we going?
Eleanor:That’s our problem we don’t know yet
George:Can Henry Biggens and his parents go?
Fredrick:Sure! I’d love for Dave and Vicki Biggens to be there! Dave is my best friend and Vicki is Your mom’s best friend
George:And Henry is mine and Stuart’s best friend
Margalow:If Henry can come Can Jade come too?
Fredrick:Sure! The more the merrier!
Stuart:It’s Ruined!
Margalow:How is it ruined?
Stuart:I HATE Jade!
Margalow:That’s just because Jade is COOLER than you are!
Stuart:No that’s because Jade is a chain smoking 13 year old Floozy!
Eleanor:Margalow I don’t think your father and I want you hanging out with a girl who smokes and screws perverts
Margalow:Oh come on Mom! She’s SO cool and no one said she screws perverts!
Fredrick:If she’s a 13 year old girl who has pre-marital sex then she screws perverts
Eleanor:Can we please stop talking about Screwing Perverts?
Snowbell:Screwing Perverts Screwing Perverts Screwing Perverts Screwing Perverts Screwing Perverts
Eleanor:Besides I want it just to be us!
Fredrick:Oh come on Eleanor a few people won’t hurt
Eleanor:Ok I guess your right
(Later that night.Fredrick and Eleanor are in bed.Martha is in her crib.Fredrick and Eleanor are looking at Brochures)
Fredrick:San Diego?
Eleanor:No.Portland?
Fredrick:No.Canada?
(Pause)
Both:No
Eleanor:Constantinople?
Fredrick:It’s Istanbul
Eleanor:Oh Yeah! I love that song
Both (Singing):It’s Istanbul not Constantinople Istanbul my birthstone is Opal
Eleanor:Wait! I know!
Fredrick:Really? Where?
(Eleanor whispers into Fredrick’s ear)
(A week later 1000 people are in the apartment ready to go on vacation including a Jewish woman named Elsa and Fredrick’s boss Mr.Neil Carter)
Fredrick:Ok people there are 5 buses outside we will boards them to go to our destination.Please stick together so we don’t have a Home Alone 4
Eleanor:As long as Alex D. Linz isn’t in it.He sucked!
George:Hey! I liked him!
Mr.Carter:Are we almost ready to go?
Fredrick:Yes.Ok anyway the people holding the pieces of paper numbered 1-31 board buses 1 or 2.Bus 1 will have my wife,My daughter Margalow,My daughter Martha and Margalow’s friend Jade in it
Jade:Crap! Where’s my smoke?
Fredrick:Isn’t she cute? Anyway My sons Stuart,George and I will be in number 2.All of the bums my wife invited go in buses 3,4,5,6 and 7 along with my Great Aunt Doris,My uncle Dave,Some guy I’ve never met before in my life,Martha Stewart and my 99 year old grandma
Grandma:What?
Fredrick:All of the girls from the Sorority Zeta Capra Beta and their rivals Beta Capra Zeta go in Buses 8 and 9 along with my boss Mr.Neil Carter
Mr.Carter:Yes! I get hot college students!
Fredrick:All black men named Fred go in buses 10-100.Bus 10 will have a Jewish woman named Elsa in it.Everybody else please drive your own car and if you don’t have a car then take a plane.Oh yeah My friend Dave and his son Henry will also be on Bus 2 and his wife Vicki will be on bus 1 with my wife.
(2 days later.Fredrick is on Bus 2 with George,Stuart,Dave and Henry)
Dave:Fredrick Where exactly ARE we going?
Fredrick:I forgot
Henry:You forgot?
Stuart:You forgot?
George:You forgot?
Fredrick:I forgot but I think it was Constantinople
All but Fredrick:It’s Istanbul not Constantinople!
(4 days later.All of the buses arrive in Zimbabwe)
Fredrick:Zimbabwe! That was it!
(Everbody gets off the bus to greet the Zimbabweans)
All but the Zimbabweans:Little Hey Little Ho
The Zimbabweans:Little High Little Low
(Later that night.The Littles,The Biggens and Jade are at camp.Jade is smoking)
Eleanor:Aren’t you a little YOUNG to smoke?
Jade:So what are you saying?
Eleanor:Well….
Jade:You’re an old hag anyway!
Vicki:I like her.She’s got spunk
Jade:I hate spunk
Fredrick:We men are going to go get some firewood
(Fredrick,Dave Stuart,Snowbell,Henry and George make muscles)
Snowbells:It’s true mom! I’m not gay!
Eleanor:Ok have fun guys
Snowbell:Oh no! I broke a nail…Damn it! Sorry mom
(An hour later.Everybody is sitting around the campfire)
All (Singing):Goodbye my lord oh Goodbye Goodbye my lord oh goodbye good night and remember to sleep tight goodbye my lord and goodnight
Jade:Fredrick,Eleanor Can I maybe sing a song from my band?
Eleanor:Sure
Fredrick:Go right ahead
(Jade gets her guitar and then sits back down)
Jade:This song is called ripped ass heart (Singing) You ripped my F’n heart apart and I said rot in Hell we screwed once well maybe twice and said rot in hell in hell is where you should rot you ass oh hell you’re my anis good Greg Lou anis I mean Greg Louganis It’s my ripped ass heart it’s now an f’n fart rot in hell and I said go to hell go to hell go to hell go to hell!
Fredrick:Well that was…
Eleanor:Interesting
All (Singing):You ripped my F’n heart apart and I said rot in Hell we screwed once well maybe twice and said rot in hell in hell is where you should rot you ass oh hell you’re my anis good Greg Lou anis I mean Greg Louganis It’s my ripped ass heart it’s now an f’n fart rot in hell and I said go to hell go to hell go to hell go to hell!
Fredrick:And now Ghost Stories
Stuart:I Love Ghost Stories!
Fredrick:Once upon a time there was a ghost and he made friends with everybody…
Jade:That story sucks! It’s not even Firkin scary
Fredrick:Since you say it’s not Firkin scary then why don’t you tell a scary story then
Jade:Fine Fanfare Moron! Once upon there lived an Ogre named Gerard Depardu
Fredrick:Like the actor?
Jade:Shut the hell up! Anyway he was a scary monster but he died and rotted in hell as a ghost.He later screwed the devil who yes is a girl played by Elvira and NOT Olympia Duckiest
Eleanor:Olympia Decanis
Vicki:I’m pretty sure it’s Olympia Dubunked
Fredrick:It’s Olympia Dukakis ass holes!
Stuart:It’s Ducockis
Fredrick:Dukakis
Jade:Well anyway he bit off Jill’s head and Jack’s too and then he ate Stuart Little so much that he can’t say Little Hey little firkin ho anymore! The End
Fredrick:That was firkin scary!
Stuart:Can I have a fricken hot pocket?
Fredrick:Where’s My firkin hot pocket?
Eleanor:Where’s my fricken hot pocket?
Fredrick:That was firkin scary!
Eleanor:Firkin with a capital IRKEN!
Fredrick:Irkenty Workenty Burkenty Bye!
Jade:Now that’s just stupid!
(3 weeks later.Everybody arrives back from Zimbabwe and the Littles are beat and entering their apartment)
All:Little Hey Little Ho
(Silence)
George:No Ones Home…
All:Nopei Dope hahahahaha!
Snowbell:I’m gonna make some Pancakes!
Stuart:Well I ain’t gonna have one of those!
All:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Margalow (Impersonating Stuart badly):One of those!
All:Hahahahahahahahaha!
Fredrick:Little Hey Little Ho
All but Fredrick:Little High Little Low
All:Hahahahahahahahaha!
Margalow (Impersonating Stuart badly):One of those!
All:Hahahahahahahahaha!
All:One of those
All:Hahahahahahahahaha!
Fredrick:Those One of Those One of Those pancakes the cat gonna make One of those
Snowbell:One of those baby haha
Eleanor:One of those
(Closing Credits)
(The Littles are on the couch.Martha is in Eleanor’s lap while she nits,Fredrick is reading the Newpaper and the kids are watching TV)
All (Impersonating Stuart badly):One of those!
The Audience roars with excitement and we hear applause
Charlie Sheen (Voice):”Stuart Little” was filmed in front of a live studio audience (Impersonating Stuart badly) One of Those!
THE END