Frank Gannucci
10-06-2022, 10:03 AM
The Honeymooners gang returns from Spain:
(The wives arrive into the Kramden apartment.)
Trixie: “What a wedding.”
Alice: “Until the reception. I never been so embarrassed for our husbands because they were so drunk, they fell into the pool with their tuxedos on.”
Ralph (from hallway, yells): “GO AHEAD GARRITY! LAUGH AT US! THOSE TUXEDOS THAT YOU SAW ME AND NORTON WEAR ON FACEBOOK, DID NOT COME FROM AN UNDERTAKER.”
Garrity (from hallway, yells): “YOU TWO GOT SO DRUNK, YOU FELL INTO THE POOL. HAHAHAHA!”
Ralph (from hallway, yells): “ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!”
(The boys enter.)
Ed: “Boy, I never thought I would want to not be wet. I bet you got so embarrassed Ralph. You looked like a beached WHALE/PENGUIN.”
Ralph (yells): “OOOOOH, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NORTON! OKAY, EVERYONE I HAD TO HEAR IT ALL FLIGHT FROM EVERYONE HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT I WAS ESPECIALLY FROM ALICE’S MOM.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph: “Don’t tempt me Norton.”
Alice: “You did cut a mean rug on the dance floor Ralph before you fell.”
Ralph: “Yes, I did.”
Ed: “It’s too bad that your night got all wet.”
Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEET OUT!”
(The Norton’s leave.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the best. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Criwd cheers.)
(The wives arrive into the Kramden apartment.)
Trixie: “What a wedding.”
Alice: “Until the reception. I never been so embarrassed for our husbands because they were so drunk, they fell into the pool with their tuxedos on.”
Ralph (from hallway, yells): “GO AHEAD GARRITY! LAUGH AT US! THOSE TUXEDOS THAT YOU SAW ME AND NORTON WEAR ON FACEBOOK, DID NOT COME FROM AN UNDERTAKER.”
Garrity (from hallway, yells): “YOU TWO GOT SO DRUNK, YOU FELL INTO THE POOL. HAHAHAHA!”
Ralph (from hallway, yells): “ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!”
(The boys enter.)
Ed: “Boy, I never thought I would want to not be wet. I bet you got so embarrassed Ralph. You looked like a beached WHALE/PENGUIN.”
Ralph (yells): “OOOOOH, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NORTON! OKAY, EVERYONE I HAD TO HEAR IT ALL FLIGHT FROM EVERYONE HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT I WAS ESPECIALLY FROM ALICE’S MOM.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph: “Don’t tempt me Norton.”
Alice: “You did cut a mean rug on the dance floor Ralph before you fell.”
Ralph: “Yes, I did.”
Ed: “It’s too bad that your night got all wet.”
Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEET OUT!”
(The Norton’s leave.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the best. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Criwd cheers.)