I was at Target with my Grandma today and she said two things I never imagined (nor ever wanted to imagine) her saying:


She was modeling an outfit in front of a mirror and said, "Oooooh, this is sexy!"

Then she looked down and said, "Ooooh, my bra is showing!"

:lol: LOL, I love my Grandma -- she makes me laugh! :lol:

:lol:



Well, my grandma is evil. She says funny stuff sometimes, but for the most part...*gags*

ive got some gross ones... lol

:lol:

that guys a hottie!!!

I've never heard my grandma say this but I can imagine this would be pretty bad...
Grandpa and I are gonna be alone right now, don't come upstairs for at least 15 minutes.

Oooh that's pretty bad. I can't think of anything worse than that. Not right now. I really can't process anything after reading that. :lol:

I've never heard my grandma say anything like that. She does swear every so often. But that doesn't bother me, I swear once in a while. Only when I'm mad though. But if she said anything that was sexual like this is sexy, that would be to much for me.

Originally posted by EllenBurstynFan
I've never heard my grandma say this but I can imagine this would be pretty bad...
Grandpa and I are gonna be alone right now, don't come upstairs for at least 15 minutes.

:lol: That'd be me and Jeremy as grandparents ;)

Argh!! I hate it when older relatives say icky stuff in front of me. My dad is the worst - he insists on telling me about all these actresses he has the hots for. Not only that, but he goes into great detail about why he finds them so attractive! I'm like "dad, you're right she's very cute........now please stop telling me this!!!!!!"

My gandma and grandpa both used to teach sex-ed... let's just say that long car rides w/ them are not a picnic in the park....




"Caitlin, watch out for guys. They say they love you but they don't. It's just their hormones... they're just boys in heat" :eek:

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
My gandma and grandpa both used to teach sex-ed... "Caitlin, watch out for guys. They say they love you but they don't. It's just their hormones... they're just boys in heat" :eek: :( Oh my God, I am sooooo sorry! I would have to rip my ears out if my grandparents said "they're just boys in heat." (*shivers*) That's just not right... :eek:

:rotflmao: Poor Caitlin.

And my grandmother just has a bad mouth. She doesn't talk gross or anything but lets just say, that's where I get my bad mouth from.

Originally posted by Jordan
:( Oh my God, I am sooooo sorry! I would have to rip my ears out if my grandparents said "they're just boys in heat." (*shivers*) That's just not right... :eek:

Originally posted by Kay Scarpetta
:rotflmao: Poor Caitlin.


My grandparents taught sex-ed and then my great-aunt (grandma's sister) works for the planned parenthood hotline... Geez... they all have stories to tell.... you do not want to stay @ the dinner table any longer then you have to during family get togethers.....


:rolleyes:

I mean 'cmon.... Boys in heat. That's like how you describe animals, like a dog or horse or something! :eek:!

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
they all have stories to tell.... you do not want to stay @ the dinner table any longer then you have to during family get togethers.....:rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol: That one seriously made me laugh out loud! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by Jordan
:lol: :lol: :lol: That one seriously made me laugh out loud! :lol: :lol: :lol:

My family is so amusing.... mortifying, but amusing. lol.

Sounds funny!

OMG, more stories with my grandma today...

She was watching tennis and I was trying to listen to my Garbage c.d. when she starts saying, "That woman lost weight! She's much more sexy!"

Then she was watching t.v. and saw Tiger Woods and she was saying how good looking he was. And I asked her (which I wish I didn't) if she thought he was sexy, and she looked at me with a BIG smile on her face. My Grandma's a (as Caitlin's grandparents would put it) "A woman in heat!"

:happyface :happyface :happyface

Originally posted by Jordan
OMG, more stories with my grandma today...

She was watching tennis and I was trying to listen to my Garbage c.d. when she starts saying, "That woman lost weight! She's much more sexy!"

Then she was watching t.v. and saw Tiger Woods and she was saying how good looking he was. And I asked her (which I wish I didn't) if she thought he was sexy, and she looked at me with a BIG smile on her face. My Grandma's a (as Caitlin's grandparents would put it) "A woman in heat!"

:happyface :happyface :happyface

LOL!! :lol:

LOL, I luv my grandma -- she just came into the room three minutes ago asking for Kleenex for her nasal dripping in her throat (sorry if that grosses anyone onut) and now she's in the other room hacking up lung butter. :happyface :happyface :happyface

when i was 9 i watched some rated R movie w/ my grandma..and you'll never belive this...but she sat me down and told me what foreplay was! I was like "NOOOOOOOO" lol

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
...and you'll never belive this...but she sat me down and told me what foreplay was! I was like "NOOOOOOOO" lol :lol: :lol: :lol: LOL! Grandma's are the funniest people on the planet......and sometimes the creepiest people on the planet! :lol: :lol: :lol:

All of my grandmas are gone now..Gawd I miss 'em!!!!! BUT, my Mamaw Hallie used to tell dirty jokes. HA, I mean, she was this sweet looking, Big-eyed, lil ole lady w/ the "world's greatest g-ma shirt" & everything, telling dirty jokes!!!! LOL Has neone ever heard a joke called "my boy Billy" I really can't remember it & it wouldn't have the same effect as my grandma telling it, so I'm not typing it....TJ might kick me off or something anyway.

Originally posted by Blair85
I really can't remember it & it wouldn't have the same effect as my grandma telling it, so I'm not typing it....TJ might kick me off or something anyway.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well since both grandmothers are gone, I'll have to relate an Aunt story. She's old enough to be my grandmother. We were visiting one time, we were eating dinner and she starts talking about her medical tests she's had done in great detail. She does that with illness too. It's enough to make a person sick.

Originally posted by Jordan
LOL, I luv my grandma -- she just came into the room three minutes ago asking for Kleenex for her nasal dripping in her throat (sorry if that grosses anyone onut) and now she's in the other room hacking up lung butter. :happyface :happyface :happyface

Uhhh... thanks for sharing! :lol:

Well my grandpa on one side is crazy and i cant stand him (he lives with me) and so does my grandma but they're separated so she lives on the 2nd floor and he lives on the 1st. My grandma kicks ass. She told me about sex when I was 'bout 9 or 10 but she was undescriptive thinking mom would fill me in later... she never did. She let me watch rated R movies when I was 7 and she curses up a storm,. once she was mad at my aunt and me my mom and bro were in her room and she says in the phone "Hi, huney, it's your mother... WHAT THE FU'CK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!? YOU STUPID LYING BITCH!!!............ THAT'S A FU'CKING LIE YOU SH1T HEAD!!!" my mom was like "OK ITS TIME TO LEAVE NOW KIDS!" and dragged us out. She';s also the only one i talk to about sex, and she has in the past told me to "shut the fu'ck up" called me a fu'cker, and told me i was not welcome in her fu'cking house... which kinda sucked at the moment because we happen to live in the same house as her. she also calls people ass'holes every 2 seconds, like my grandfather. he comes in and says goodmornig and she'll go "yeah, it is good for you, you manipulative stupid son of a bitch ass'hole!! Why dont you go crawl back into your room and starve!".. I love that lady... but shes real manipulative and caniving... ya gotta watch it when ur around her, if she gets mad at mny mom she chants "liar" infornt of my 9 yr old brother so mom cant "fool" him and he'll know the truth... i give her credit... i can't be as evil.. thats where most of my evil comes from... And a little form ym dad. He likes to hit people.

Jinny Girl's got quite the story! :) :) :)

Originally posted by Jordan
Jinny Girl's got quite the story! :) :) :)

Oh Geez! :rotflmao:

:eek: wow u guys have funny stories!!!! :lol:

Originally posted by TibbyTibby2
:eek: wow u guys have funny stories!!!! :lol:
Tell me about it! :lol:

I don't wanna hear her even say ONE thing! She's been dead for 35 years...and that would scare the hell outta me! :eek:

pontoon :cool:

Originally posted by pontoon
I don't wanna hear her even say ONE thing! She's been dead for 35 years...and that would scare the hell outta me! :eek::lol: :lol: :lol: That was good! Not that she's dead -- you know what I mean... :lol: :lol: :lol:

i was watchin the awards show on mtv when britney spears (gag!) did that like striptease and my grandma goes..."who is that whore? turn this off..." it was hilarious...

Originally posted by shavelyLBC34
i was watchin the awards show on mtv when britney spears (gag!) did that like striptease and my grandma goes..."who is that whore? turn this off..." it was hilarious...

OMG!! MY GRAMMA DID THAT YESTERDAY!! She goes, "You know....that Britney Spears...little girls look up to her, but she looks ilke a 2 bit whore!"

Once I was tryin out my pens and on a piece of paper I wrote "This pen is cool!" and she goes, "AHAHAHA!! LOOK WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE!!!!" ("This pen is cool!") :lol:

I got a Happy Meal and they had the Lilo and Stitch surfboard peoples. I got David and his came with flame stickers. Well, I come downstairs and i see David on his surfboard with a flame sticker stuck....where his........."This pen is cool!" would be....my mom goes "Don't look at me!" My gramma did it. :lol:

Once.....OMG....we went to pick up Amanda and Amy for a sock hop...so we pick up Amanda and we're drivin to Amy's house and we just get out of this neighbor hood with really big houses, and then we drive into Amy's neighborhood and she goes, "Oh this must be the poor neighborhood!" OMG It was the fuuuuuunniest thing. :lol:

At my party, Amy goes up to her and she goes "We need a homie handshake." (Amy loves my gramma, don't ask me why) and my gramma was like "uhhhh" Then when Amy left, she goes, "Did she just call me gay?!" :lol:

Me and My mom and my gramma and my friend Amirrah were eatin in the mall and me and Amirrah were talkin about Charlotte Russe (a store) and my mom goes, "I hate that store!" and my gramma goes "Do they sell plus sizes??" :lol: (That's only funny if you know what Charlotte Russe is....it's like a....Wet Seal.....you need to understand our mall's stores. LoL)

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
Once I was tryin out my pens and on a piece of paper I wrote "This pen is cool!" and she goes, "AHAHAHA!! LOOK WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE!!!!" ("This pen is cool!") :lol:

At my party, Amy goes up to her and she goes "We need a homie handshake." (Amy loves my gramma, don't ask me why) and my gramma was like "uhhhh" Then when Amy left, she goes, "Did she just call me gay?!" :lol::lol: I wish my Grandma would do/say things like that! That's REALLY funny!

Yeah, and my grandma has never seen that Britney Spears MTV Strip Show at the awards -- she's always too busy watching her "stories" (a.k.a: Young and the Restless) and coughing up a lung. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: