Czas na Zywiec
08-07-2002, 11:27 PM
I was on a criminal site and some of these crimes are so damn funny, and i swaer I didn't make em up. :eek: Read and BELIEVE! LOL
Rockford, Illinois
A robber decided to break into Ann's Pizza through an air duct on the roof. He chose the wrong air duct, however, as the one he selected ran directly into the oven. When the over did not work the next day, the manager called a repairman. The repairman discovered the criminal dead in the duct; he had suffocated to death.
Texas
A woman calmly walked into a grocery store and headed straight for the meat counter. When she saw that no one was looking, she shoved a chicken up her jumper and walked out of the store. A police officer stopped her and the woman turned around with a shocked looked on her face. She swore the chicken had fallen from the sky and landed in her arms. The woman stuck with her story until police showed her the surveillance video of her theft. ( Dannie! :nonono: )
South Carolina
An angry man walked into his local police station and threw a bag of cocaine on the counter. He told the desk sergeant that it was a substandard cut and demanded that dealer he bought it form be arrested. ( Ya gotta get it cut professionaly Amanda or you'll go to jail again :nonono: )
Arizona
A company called "Guns For Hire" stages gunfights for Western movies and other events. One day, a middle-aged woman called to inquire if they could kill her husband. She was sentenced to four and a half years.
Unknown
A man tried shaking a pop machine to get free pop. However he shook the machine to hard and the machine fell on him, and killed him instantly.
Columbus, Georgia
A guy was holding up a bank, he had pantyhose on his head as a disguise. The guy suffocated, and had to be taken to the hospital!
South California
A police Dispatcher for a Southern California Law Enforcement Agency had a male caller reporting that a prostitute had ripped him off. He ordered her through some sort of an escort agency. Well, when she came to the door he realized she wasn't worth paying for & told her to forget it. Apparently her pimp wasn't very happy about that so he broke down the door & took his money. His comment as he was reporting the crime was "I was not going to pay for that! She's was just ugly."
Colorado
Some guy broke into a woman's home and glued his foot to her face. They then had to drive to the hospital to have it surgically removed. He was of course arrested after the surgery was over.
Greenwood, Indiana
An Indiana man broke into McDonald's early one morning. When police officers pulled up to the drive-through window and asked the man what he was doing, he promptly replied he was a burglar. When officers went inside to arrest the man, they found him trying to open a safe with a hamburger spatula. ( Jeff! :nonono: )
Pensacola, Florida
A man robs a motel late at night and then proceeds to run into the nearby woods. The clerk called the police and upon arriving they started to search the woods. Since it was pitch black that night they figured they would never catch the perpetrator until one of them noticed flashing red lights. The robber was wearing a pair of sneakers that have the flashing lights when he steps.
Those were the most amusing I found so far. :lol:
Rockford, Illinois
A robber decided to break into Ann's Pizza through an air duct on the roof. He chose the wrong air duct, however, as the one he selected ran directly into the oven. When the over did not work the next day, the manager called a repairman. The repairman discovered the criminal dead in the duct; he had suffocated to death.
Texas
A woman calmly walked into a grocery store and headed straight for the meat counter. When she saw that no one was looking, she shoved a chicken up her jumper and walked out of the store. A police officer stopped her and the woman turned around with a shocked looked on her face. She swore the chicken had fallen from the sky and landed in her arms. The woman stuck with her story until police showed her the surveillance video of her theft. ( Dannie! :nonono: )
South Carolina
An angry man walked into his local police station and threw a bag of cocaine on the counter. He told the desk sergeant that it was a substandard cut and demanded that dealer he bought it form be arrested. ( Ya gotta get it cut professionaly Amanda or you'll go to jail again :nonono: )
Arizona
A company called "Guns For Hire" stages gunfights for Western movies and other events. One day, a middle-aged woman called to inquire if they could kill her husband. She was sentenced to four and a half years.
Unknown
A man tried shaking a pop machine to get free pop. However he shook the machine to hard and the machine fell on him, and killed him instantly.
Columbus, Georgia
A guy was holding up a bank, he had pantyhose on his head as a disguise. The guy suffocated, and had to be taken to the hospital!
South California
A police Dispatcher for a Southern California Law Enforcement Agency had a male caller reporting that a prostitute had ripped him off. He ordered her through some sort of an escort agency. Well, when she came to the door he realized she wasn't worth paying for & told her to forget it. Apparently her pimp wasn't very happy about that so he broke down the door & took his money. His comment as he was reporting the crime was "I was not going to pay for that! She's was just ugly."
Colorado
Some guy broke into a woman's home and glued his foot to her face. They then had to drive to the hospital to have it surgically removed. He was of course arrested after the surgery was over.
Greenwood, Indiana
An Indiana man broke into McDonald's early one morning. When police officers pulled up to the drive-through window and asked the man what he was doing, he promptly replied he was a burglar. When officers went inside to arrest the man, they found him trying to open a safe with a hamburger spatula. ( Jeff! :nonono: )
Pensacola, Florida
A man robs a motel late at night and then proceeds to run into the nearby woods. The clerk called the police and upon arriving they started to search the woods. Since it was pitch black that night they figured they would never catch the perpetrator until one of them noticed flashing red lights. The robber was wearing a pair of sneakers that have the flashing lights when he steps.
Those were the most amusing I found so far. :lol: