Frank Gannucci
05-05-2022, 07:57 AM
An I Love Lucy Mothers Day
(Lucy along with her visiting mother are in the kitchen. Ethel comes by.)
Ethel: “Morning girls.”
Lucy: “Ethel, guess what?”
Lucy’s Mother: “For Mickey’s nightclub show on Mothers Day, he is going to have a show where a mother and daughter will sing.”
Ethel: “You think Ricky will allow this?”
Lucy: “Of course. He hasn’t seen both of our talents at our very best.”
(Ricky comes in.)
Ricky: “Hi girls.”
Lucy’s Mother: “Oh Mickey.”
(Ricky rolls his eyes.)
Lucy’s Mother: “I heard about your Mothers Day show at the Club. Me and Lucy…”
Ricky: “No.”
Lucy: “Ricky, you haven’t seen us sing at our very best.”
Ricky: “Oh really? Listen Lucy, if you come within 100 feet of my club on Mother’s Day Night, I will take away your Henna Rinse.”
(He leaves.)
Lucy: “I have a plan. Ethel, you will help us.”
(On Mothers Day night, Ricky meets with Fred.)
Fred: “Ricky, I just saw those young moms.”
(He whistles. Ricky laughs.)
Ricky: “This show will be broadcasted over the Internet and I’m ready.”
(Backstage, Ethel supplies Lucy and her mom with costumes so they wouldn’t be recognized.)
Lucy: “I think tonight will be a smashing success.”
Ethel: “Either that or Ricky will smash you.”
Lucy: “After tonight, he won’t get mad.”
(It’s time for the show to start. Ricky sees Lucy and her mom and he gets mad.)
Lucy & her mom (singing loudly and off-key): “GOD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA…”
(Windows get smashed due to the loud noise and rain water cones in. Ricky confronts Lucy.)
Lucy: “Now Ricky. What would your mother say?”
(Ricky yells in Spanish as the skit ends.)
(Lucy along with her visiting mother are in the kitchen. Ethel comes by.)
Ethel: “Morning girls.”
Lucy: “Ethel, guess what?”
Lucy’s Mother: “For Mickey’s nightclub show on Mothers Day, he is going to have a show where a mother and daughter will sing.”
Ethel: “You think Ricky will allow this?”
Lucy: “Of course. He hasn’t seen both of our talents at our very best.”
(Ricky comes in.)
Ricky: “Hi girls.”
Lucy’s Mother: “Oh Mickey.”
(Ricky rolls his eyes.)
Lucy’s Mother: “I heard about your Mothers Day show at the Club. Me and Lucy…”
Ricky: “No.”
Lucy: “Ricky, you haven’t seen us sing at our very best.”
Ricky: “Oh really? Listen Lucy, if you come within 100 feet of my club on Mother’s Day Night, I will take away your Henna Rinse.”
(He leaves.)
Lucy: “I have a plan. Ethel, you will help us.”
(On Mothers Day night, Ricky meets with Fred.)
Fred: “Ricky, I just saw those young moms.”
(He whistles. Ricky laughs.)
Ricky: “This show will be broadcasted over the Internet and I’m ready.”
(Backstage, Ethel supplies Lucy and her mom with costumes so they wouldn’t be recognized.)
Lucy: “I think tonight will be a smashing success.”
Ethel: “Either that or Ricky will smash you.”
Lucy: “After tonight, he won’t get mad.”
(It’s time for the show to start. Ricky sees Lucy and her mom and he gets mad.)
Lucy & her mom (singing loudly and off-key): “GOD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA…”
(Windows get smashed due to the loud noise and rain water cones in. Ricky confronts Lucy.)
Lucy: “Now Ricky. What would your mother say?”
(Ricky yells in Spanish as the skit ends.)