A Honeymooners President’s Day:

(Ralph & Ed are playing cards.)

Ralph: “I heard that our President, Joe Biden’s job approval rating has hit a new low.”

Ed: “Lower than the sewer?”

Ralph: “Yes. After he made our troops leave Afghanistan after 20 years and caused those lousy bum terrorists to cone back, the troops are mad.”

Ed: “So am I. Imagine what other Presidents, George Washington and Abe Lincoln are thinking.”

Ralph: “They are probably rolling their eyes at him.”

Ed: “He is probably having a lousy President’s Day.”

Ralph: “Wouldn’t surprise me. The President is the leader of the free world. He is lousy.”

Ed: “I wonder what eight years of him being in that office will due to him considering he is in his 80s.”

Ralph: “The President has got a tough job.”

(They both sing a song about the President having a tough job.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)