Jim Rockford: "Well, you can't shoot what you can't see."

Jim: [right before the guy hits him] "You gotta be one of the dumbest looking apes I ever saw."

Beth Davenport:
And Jim, try to be nice.

Jim Rockford:
Are you kidding? You don't mouth off to anything that big. He looks like 190 pounds of gristle.

Jim: "He's down at the county icebox."

You know, Rockford,
for a guy who's such
a stickler for details,
you play very sloppy ball.

[first lines]
Jim Rockford: [telephone answering machine] This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
Beth Davenport: Jim, it's Beth. You have the vet's number, the flea collar, and extra litter. One thing I forgot. Keep him away from other cats. He's not very discriminating.