A Honeymooners MLK Day:

(Ralph & Ed are in a bookstore.)

Ed: “Hey Ralph, isn’t it a coincidence that the two newest holidays that we have have ties to blacks?”

Ralph: “Yes, it certainly is. I wonder what Dr. King would have to say.”

Ed: “I wonder. I think if he wasn’t what he was, he would probably be President.”

Ralph: “Maybe you are right Ed. Barack Obama would be proud.”

Ed: “Just like everyone else is. I even sent a letter to him asking if he wanted to be a Raccoon.”

Ralph: “He would make a great one. Just like MLK would. I would be in awe of their appearance.”

Ed: “And than you would faint due to heart attack because of your weight.”

(Ralph slams his book down.)

Ralph (yells): “OK NORTON. PUT ‘EM UP! PUT ‘EM UP! LETS GO.”

(Security comes by and kicks them out.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)