You moving away is my Dream too

Eclair George took out of the trash to eat

His whole life is a Fantasy camp.

G = Georgie Boy!

You know, just admitting that another man is attractive doesn't necessarily make you a Homosexual.

I've become George!!!

Converted to Judaism purely for the Jokes

Kramer

That's because my standards are too Low.

Mulva

Babs Kramer. Nasty woman

Old man Elaine dated

He's hooked on Pez

Quirky Kramer

Thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat *beep*!

Seinfeld

The Contest

Neurotic, paranoid, totally inadequate.

Valerie

We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that

Exes - alot of exes on the show

You know, just admitting that another man is attractive doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.

Z = Zany hair on Kramer's head

Al Roker

Looks like your belt is digesting a small Animal

Babu Bhatt

Boy, a little too much Chlorine in that gene pool

Del Boca Vista

What was bad about The English Patient?

Frogger

I don’t think George has ever thought he’s better than anybody.

Happy, pappy?

I've been living a lie.

Jerry

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine.

Lupus? Is it Lupus?

My name is Bob

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

“Food and sex. Those are my two passions.

The Penske file

What are you, the boyfriend? Here for a... Quickie?

Riotously funny situations

Do women know about Shrinkage?

Tiny red dot on the sweater

Uncle Leo

Looking at cleavge is like looking into the sun.

Would you like to come upstairs for coffee?

Carl the exterminator

Yo Yo Ma

It's a Ziggy

Anti-dentite

Boy, you really went bald there, didn't you?

Chunnel

Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

Elaine

Festivus

I could see directly into the eye of the great fish

Hipster dufus

I'm out of the contest

J. Peterman

I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!

Lanie!

I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.

Nose job

Only I could fail at failing

Paaaaaaam!

What're you, the boyfriend? Here for a... Quickie?

Russell Dalrymple

Seinfeld

He's nice, bit of a close Talker

Urban sombrero

Say Vandelay!

Winona

latex salesman

Yada Yada Yada

Ziggy

Assman

Who told you to put the Balm on?

Crazy Joe Davola

D
Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer

Never thought I'd fail at failing

Georgie Boy

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

Isosceles Kramer

Jane's topless.

Keith Hernandez

I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a Lesbian

Mulva

I am Not giving you my code.

Oh, the Humanity!

The very Pants I was returning

Queen of the Castle

Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Sal Bass

The bad Tipper!

Umbrella twirl that maybe Jerry perfected (or not)

Conjugal Visit sex

Who's holding the baby?

Must be at the nexus of the universe

You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

I'm the Wiz

The Assman

Back and white cookie

Cartwright!

Maybe the Dingo ate your baby

Even Steven

Fusilli Jerry

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

H.E. Pennypacker

It shrinks?

Jerome

Naked station

Seinfelds

The bad Tipper!

I think I messed up.

I'll do M to catch up on where I missed.

Mango

Nice rack

Old man Elaine fed a cookie to

English Patient sucked

Queens, where the Costanzas reside

years of Rejections and failures until she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry.

Sidra

Telling Jokes

I'm Unemployed and I live with my parents

Valerie

That's because my standards are too low.

Exposed nipple

Your miserY is my pleasure

Zany Kramer

Astroturf

No, I mentioned the Bisque.

Coffee table book about coffee tables

You should tell your Dad that 'serenity now' thing doesn't work. It just bottles up the anger, and eventually, you blow.

Elaine

We got an intern from Francis-Louis High.

Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well.

Handicap Spot

I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Hey, Kramer, you want to go down to the Bronx and help me take flyers off George's car?

Leapin' Larry

the Roommate Switch

Nice game, pretty boy

Only I could fail at failing.

Poppie's a little sloppy

I Quit because the boss wouldn't let me use his private bathroom.

Running, something Jerry chooses not to do

Ooh, a lesbian Sighting.

T-bone

Ukraine is game to you

Vegetable Lasagna

White mark on George's face

have Sex without dating

Yada Yada Yada

I'm like the Phoenix, rising from Arizona.

Assman

YOU'RE BALD.

Can't Stand Ya

You can't over-Dry

Elmer Fudd on a juicer

It's a write-off for them

Giddyup!

Why don't you give me your Home number and I'll call you later?

It's an Entenmann's

Jane's topless

Kruger

I think one of us should Leave.

Man hands

I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: Nothing.

Owen

Doctor Cosmo Kramer. Proctology.

Queen of the Castle

Roommate Switch

Spongeworthy

Do you Talk to everybody like this?

Uncle Leo

Veronica

White facial discoloration that George is worried about

Oh you're the Jerome with the tax problem!

You don't look like an O'Brien

Costanza, Lord of the Idiots

Art Vandelay

Believe it or not, I'm not home.

Cosmo

Do you talk to everybody like this?

Eavesdropping reporter thinks Jerry and George are gay

You know, uh...they're Fake

Well, I got Gonorrhea

Believe it or not, I'm not Home.

I think it moved

Oh you're the Jerome with the tax problem!

Kenny Bania

An aluminum pole. I find tinsel distracting

Master of my domain

Poison control? That's even higher than Number One.

O'Brien

Your misery is my Pleasure.

Queen of the Castle

Well, people kept Ringing the bell!

Stand-up comedy

That's because my standards are too low

Junior Mint

I got their Vanity plates.

Women that Jerry dates

I don't even pay taxes.

Yada, Yada, Yada

Zip codes: they're meaningless

Al Roker

It could be just some guy with a Big ass.

Conrad, Connie or Con, whatever you prefer

Do you talk to everybody like this?

Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer

I got Fired for having sex in my office with the cleaning woman.

George is gettin' upset!

.Ugh, I Hate people.

Instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women, chicken salad and going right up to them.

Anna, whose Jacket is that?

K = K-man, Kramer

Jerry. You know the police found another victim of the Lopper in Riverside Park

Manssiere

What do you know? You were in the Nut house.

Odor in Jerry's car from valet

Pinky toe.

I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come form a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter. My grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to give up.

Well, our Rickshaw is gone.

The sea was angry that day my friends

I got gonorrhea from a Tractor

Ukraine is game to you?

Veronica

Who's having sex with the hen?

I don't even pay taxes

Yama hama, it's fright night

Well, it must take a really big Zit to kill a man.

A George divided against itself cannot stand!

Bosco!

Cartoons are like gossamer,

David Puddy

You can't eat this soup standing up

Feats of strength

One doesn't dissect Gossamer.

H - Hello Jerry!
Hellooo Newmannn!

That's not Moops you jerk, It's Moors!

The Bizarro Jerry

No, she was Completely topless.

Dan O'Keefe

Elaine Does the Upper West Side

Frogger

He's the "Got No Green" Lantern

Hipster Doofus

I think I see... a nipple