Cosmo Kramer

Doctor Cosmo Kramer. Proctology.

Eiffel Towers

Fat starvin artist

Gary Fogel

Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to Hell.

I think it moved

converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.

Kruger Industrial Smoothing

t's not a Lie if you believe it.

Marisa Tomei

Come on! No doctor would put that on his car.

Oh the humanity!

Ppillage, I Plunder

IQ test that George cheated on

Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

So that's one tuck and one no-tuck

S = Real and Spectacular

This peach is sub par!

Umbrella twirl

Mary Hart's Voice is making you have seizures!

Blocking the Whale's blowhole was Kramer's golf ball

I'm on the Mexican, woah oh oh, radio

Yada Yada Yada

Bio hazard

I'd knock your teeth out, you Anti-Dentite bastard.

A Bra's got to go up against the skin. Like a glove.

Cantstandya!

Boy, Did your mother do a number on you.

Everybody's talkin' at me. I can't hear a word they're sayin'. Just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car.

You associate Food with orgasms.

Get a good look, Costanza?

I need an outlet!....A what?
.... Holes! I need Holes!

In the vault

Shut up! Keep 'em spread! Just make love to that wall, pervert!

Kenny Bania

How about Loni Anderson?

Mendy's

No. We made love on the floor like two animals. Ray is insatiable.

Bania Only Orders soup.

It's not a Purse, it's European.

I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

Jerry, you Ratted me out?!

Slippery Pete

The Denogginizer

Uma Thurman

I'd drape myself in Velvet if it was socially acceptable.

No Way man this is bogus man!

I've yada-yada'd sex.

Yeah, I'm a cop. I'm a good cop. I'm a damn good cop!

Zookeeper, Siena

Attaboy! Helen, Jerry got me a hot Wizard computer!

The Big Salad

Pipe down, Chorus boy

Dinky Donuts

Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell.

Frogger

"Hey, let's stuff le George in le locker

The Human Fund - money for people

It's better than your drawings of naked Lois Lane.

Joe Davola

You Killed Fredo!

Look away, I'm hideous

There's a lot of people to Mock..

No one is touching my feet. Between you and me, Elaine, I think I’ve got a foot odor problem.

Must Miss!

No soup for you! Next!

Oh, he's a public fornicator. Yes, he's a fine boy.

Poppy is a little sloppy.

Quick Elaine , to my archives.

Regis and Kathie Lee interview Kramer

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

T-bone

Uromysitisis poisoning

Dr. Van Nostrand

What happened to the new Jerry?
.....He doesn't work here anymore.

X-rated version of Rochelle Rochelle

You won't think I'm a bad person?
.....Too late for that.

Zit Doctor (Pimple-Popper, M.D.)

A wedding? Have you lost it, man?

Bubble Boy

Coughing... naked... It's a turn-off, man.

Did you just double-dip that chip?

It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.

Frolf: Frisbee golf, Jerry. Golf with a Frisbee

Golden Boy is slowly dying.

Have you ever done any hand modeling?

Iam special, my mother was right

Jerome with the tax problem

I heard Kramer got mugged out on the suburbs on a baby-sitting gig.

Licked envelopes and died (Susan)

My guys don't know your guys.

Naked fat guy on subway

Oh, well then it's simple. You're both going to hell.

Pendant Publishing

Quone: to quone something

Reverse Peephole

Scarsdale Suprise

The Statue

Damn you Seinfeld. You useless pustule.

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

So, Uh are you sleeping with Peterman?

Vegetable Lasagna

What have you done to my little cable boy?

X-rated mango to have sex

You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing..... I quit!

Barry the chimpanzee who lives at the New York Zoo

A kiss? With the tongue? The glossa with the bumps and the papillae? ..Yech, I don't think so.

Boxers! How do you wear these things!!

I’ll see you in hell Costanza.

Drake Bell

Everyone knows that there's no year zero, the millennium doesn't really begin until 2001

Fix-Up

George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam

Have a nice life... SENTENCE that is!

I gotta get some new friends.

Jerry

Shut up! Keep 'em spread! Just make love to that wall, pervert!

Lanie!

Marine Biologist

Not Bloody likely..

Oh, the humanity

Paa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aam!!

Quick, everyone under the desk

Red Dot on Elaine's white sweater

I was registered under Slappy White.

Low Talkers and High Talkers

Moles, Freckle's ugly cousin.

Nose Job

Oh? What's she in for?..... Embezzlement.

Puffy shirt

One-Q? Whose apartment is that?

Tomato Rice Soup

Schmoopie

The Super Terrific Happy Hour.

Understudies are a very shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world.

They botched my Vasectomy.

Whatley

Fax me some halibut

You don't look like an O'Brien

You're flying to Akron, just to zing a guy?

Atomic wedgie

Some moron bounced a clown check!

Conrad, Connie or Con

Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell.

It's an Entenmann's

For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!

Golf ball in whale's blowhole

How 'bout taking your top off?

Importer/Exporter

Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched disfigurement

Kenny Rogers Roasters

LOUD Talker

Cops eating Milanos, what kind of crazy town is this?

Nose Job

Oh, help me, Rhonda

Prognosis Negative

Jerry your just a Qwirk away from full dementia!

Rochelle, Rochelle - a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk

My shoes, you packed my shoes!

That’s the bra I gave her, she’s wearing it as a top!

I kinda had my eye on Unkle Leo

Valerie's stepmother

Who's holding the baby?

You're like Lex Luthor.

You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

Vorshtein?....That's not a word..

Mulligatawny

You know what that cost you after six?

You're so good looking

A crazy clown is after you? Oh thats rich.

Ah, the peat

Boy this comedy's really frying your brain.

Catchy song, Master of the House

One of the Dolls looks exactly like my mother.

Elaine

You know, uh...they're Fake.

I've become George!

Y'know, just because you two are Homosexuals, so what?

I was in the pool!

Jose Jimenez, ... verrry funny. ..very funny.

Koko

Levels?.... Yeah, I'm getting rid of all my furniture.

The Maestro

No, you idiot! Hawks eat squirrels!....Are we getting this?

Oh, Moses, smell the roses!

Puddy? It's Elaine. We're through.

Queen of the Castle

Rudy's Antique Boutique

Steinbrenner had me committed! I'm in the nuthouse!

Tatiana calls the restaurant to reach George.

Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!

Van Buren Boys

Will somebody answer that damn phone?!

Exposed nipple

Yelling Jerry does sometimes when he's upset

Your buttocks are spectacular

What is with this damn zipper?

And stop calling me "Nip"!

But I don’t want to be a pirate!

Costanza's gonna be takin' us bastards out on the town.

Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

Elaine, you could be dating the Green Lantern!"

Feels like an Arby's night

George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam

Hoochie Mama!

I love your son very much....... May I ask why?

Jerome

Kramer, you've been arrested as a serial killer!

La Cocina

You're quite mad, you know.

Nina

Okay, you're a big celebrity.

It’s a pizza place where you make your own pie!

Quite the conundrum.

Roommate switch

She eats her peas one at a time.

That's a shame

I kind of had my eye on Uncle Leo

Velvet Fog

We're the Devils!

You know, seX in a tub. That doesn't work!

You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?

Z = Soup NaZi

Actually, the guy went into Queens.

George Costanza: Maybe if he could see me with some of my black friends

The Cadillac is submerged in a swamp

"You hipster doofus!"

So, Elaine.. are you going to dance this year?.....Maybe.. All over your face!

“I'm a fancy boy.”

Grandma Memma.

Rat Hat

I'll be back, we'll make out.

Junior Mint

OK we're broken up for the rest of the day."

Look away, I'm hideous

That dam Mohel cerminsized my finger!

Nina

Oh, my god! Crib notes?

Paaaam!

Queen of the castle

Qualities prized by the Superficial Man

Rusty the horse

Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.

They're real and they're spectacular.

Pudding skin singles.

Vegetable Lasagna

Why didn't you get the big one

How about six? Six is good.

You not say Ukraine weak!