Post any quotes or lines from movies or tv shows that refer to the Holidays. This includes Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years.


You've Got Mail

Joe Fox - "Happy Thanksgiving... it's your turn to say Happy Thanksgiving back.

Friends Thanksgiving episode

Rachel, Ross & Joey:

Son in Law (1993)

Walter:

Gilmore Girls

Lorelai:

WKRP in Cincinatti:

Les: "Oh, my God, they're turkeys!... Oh, the humanity... The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement."

Johnny: (on the air)"For those of you who've just turned in, the Pinedale Shopping Center has just been bombed with turkeys. Film at eleven."

Arthur: "As God is my witness, I thought that turkeys could fly."

Cheers

Woody: This is Thanksgiving, and I still say this is going to be the greatest.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

“We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas.” — Clark Griswold

The Oath (2018)


Chris:

Friendsgiving (2020)

Rick & Jeff:

The Simpsons

Bart : Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke it's wheel, and the Joker got away.

Garfield Thanksgiving Special


Jon:

A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Linus van Pelt:
What are you going to do on Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown?

Charlie Brown:
My mother and dad, and Sally and I are all going to my grandmother's for dinner.

Sally Brown:
Why don't you come along, Linus? We can hold hands under the table.

Linus van Pelt:
Blah.

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

Mrs. Walker, Kris Kringle & Susan:

Santa's Slay (2005)




Nicholas Yuleson: The clock just struck midnight at the pole. Christmas is officially over for you, Santa!

Santa Claus: You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the pole is completely discretionary, because the poles are where all the time zones actually converge.

Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: He's scary, yet educational.

Wellington Paranormal

Satan: G'day, mate.
Officer Minogue: Hi. We're from the Wellington Police.

Silent Night Deadly Night (1984)


Officer Miller: Can you believe this? It's Christmas Eve and we got orders to bring in Santa Claus.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

[a taxicab passes him by]

The Grinch: It's because I'm green isn't it?

Hawkeye: "A quart of Old Grand Dad from my grand old dad... A fruitcake from my nutty Aunt Sarah."
Klinger: "You keep your Christmas spirits. I'll take the cake."
B.J.: "I'll drink to that."

Potter: "Christmas carols!... Iii love 'em."

B.J.: "A family's Christmas wreath should be green, not black."

Mulcahy: "Christmas should be thought of as a day of birth."

The Twilight Zone "The Night of the Meek"

Rod Serling: A word to the wise, to all the children of the twentieth century, whether their concern be pediatrics or geriatrics, whether they crawl on hands and knees and wear diapers, or walk with a cane and comb their beards. There’s a wondrous magic to Christmas, and there’s a special power reserved for little people. In short, there’s nothing mightier than the meek. And a Merry Christmas to each and all.

Friendsgiving (2020)


Gunnar & Helen:

"Yippy-ky-a mother ******"

from DIE HARD. Yes that IS a Christmas movie. It came out in the summer but it takes place on Christmas Eve so therefore it's a Christmas movie:)

Home Alone

Harry: [knocks on the back door] Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone.

Marv: Yeah, come on, kid, open up. It's Santy Claus... and his elf!

Friendsgiving (2020)

Molly:

TV Show Brooklyn Nine-Nine Holiday Themed episode quote.

Jake:

A Christmas Story

Adult Ralphie, narrating: Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand…

Ralphie: Yech!

270637

"and what happened next?...well in Whoville they say...the Grinches small heart...grew 3 times that day"

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS(the classic animated TV special)

not that STUPID live action movie with Jim Carrey.

How I Met Your Mother:

Barney: Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year!

Elf (2003)


Buddy

Friends


Phoebe:

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)


Clark:

Miracle On 34th Street (1947)

Fred Gailey: Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Government, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus.

Home Alone-"We've been scammed by a Kindergardener"

Sanford and Son/Aunt Esther: "I have the feelin' of Christmas."
Fred: "And the face of Halloween."

Sanford and Son:
Lamont: (to Fred)"Whatever you say, Scrooge."
Fred: (shakes fist)"Scrooge this."

It's A Wonderful Life (1947)

George Bailey: "Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!"

The Big Bang Theory

Stuart: So, are you guys coming to my New Year's Eve costume Party?
Sheldon: Of course. We're coming as the Justice League of America.
Howard: Switching it up from last year when we came as the Justice League of America.

New Year's Eve (2011)

Stan Harris: Nothing beats New York on New Year's Eve.

Miracle on 34the Street (1947)


Kris Kringle:

"Yippy-kye-a mother ******"-DIE HARD

271017

271018

"and what happened next?...well in Whoville they say...the Grinches small heart...grew 3 times that day"

Miracle On 34th Street (1994)

Dorey Walker: Susan, there is something I have to tell you.

Bryan Bedford: Merry Christmas.

271022

271023"you're a mean one...Mr. Grinch"

Friendsgiving (2020)

Molly & Jeff:

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)


Eddie:

“If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love is actually all around” — Love Actually

Noelle (2019)

Mrs. Claus: “How are you planning on having Christmas without the reindeer and the sleigh?”

The Holiday (2006)

Iris: And I have willingly in loved that man, for over three miserable years. The absolute worst years of my life! The worst Christmases the worst birthdays! New Year's Eve brought in by tears and Valium. These years that I've been in love have been the darkest days of my life! All because I've been cursed by being in love with a man who does not, and will not, love me back. Oh God, Just the sight of him; heart pounding, throat thickening, absolutely can't swallow. All the usual symptoms.

Friendsgiving (2020)


Abby:

Everybody Loves Raymond/Ray: "Ohhkay. Now it's a holiday."

Adam-12:
Sidewalk Santa: "What kind of fink would slug Santa Claus?"

Reed: "You know, sometimes I think the Christmas spirit is alcohol."

Sanford & Son:
Aunt Esther: (to Grady)"'Esther'. No 'l'."
Grady: "Oh, well; Noel and Merry Christmas to you too, Esther!"

Friends/Chandler: "Now this feels like Thanksgiving."

Friends/Monica: "This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass!!"

Sabrina the Teenage Witch:
Harvey: "I ordered the Christmas pizza."
Sabrina: "With red and green peppers."
Harvey: "Yep."

Salem: "You know what I realized? There are worst places to be during the holidays than with your family."

STTW:
Salem: "Oh, I see. First you kill the tree and then you humiliate it."

The Donna Reed Show

Donna Stone:

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DIE HARD

"yipee-ky-a mother ******"

The Three Stooges:

Shemp: "I'm Christmas Day. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells."

It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown!

Sally Brown: See? Linus was right. There *is* an Easter Beagle.
Lucy van Pelt: Some Easter Beagle! He gave me my own egg!

One of my favorites from Legally Blonde 2: Red White & Blonde

Jennifer Coolidge: "You look like the fourth of July makes me want a hot dog real bad."

Don Hewes: Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer?
Hannah Brown: You did.

Easter Parade

Don Hewes: A girl dancer has to be exotic; she has to be - a peach.
Hannah Brown: I suppose I'm a lemon!

Easter Parade