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Hollow
07-16-2002, 07:14 PM
I like cows now. Theres a ranch close to me that has cows. moo.

SomeOneNeedsAHug
07-16-2002, 11:35 PM
i like cows
cows are shway
they act all happy and gay
they eat green grass
the grass you have sat on w/ yer @$$
they're black and white
w/ cows ya'll never fight
they go moo moo moo
but u say to the flys around them shoo shoo shoo
they smell really funny
there almost as cute as a bunny
cows give me chocolate milk
which is so smooth it feels like silque (( i don't remember how to spell it))
they rome the ranch
where ppl wear uncomfy pants
the ppl that take care of them feed them hay
if the cows don't eat they will pay :lol:
we eat beef
cows might be taken by a theif
and now it's gettin perdy sucky so i'm gunna stop lol

-*Forever*-
07-16-2002, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by SomeOneNeedsAHug
i like cows
cows are shway
they act all happy and gay
they eat green grass
the grass you have sat on w/ yer @$$
they're black and white
w/ cows ya'll never fight
they go moo moo moo
but u say to the flys around them shoo shoo shoo
they smell really funny
there almost as cute as a bunny
cows give me chocolate milk
which is so smooth it feels like silque (( i don't remember how to spell it))
they rome the ranch
where ppl wear uncomfy pants
the ppl that take care of them feed them hay
if the cows don't eat they will pay :lol:
we eat beef
cows might be taken by a theif
and now it's gettin perdy sucky so i'm gunna stop lol

:lol: Nice song Teens.

InspectorExstead
07-16-2002, 11:49 PM
i like the cows too...when they're alive!!

Czas na Zywiec
07-17-2002, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by InspectorExstead
i like the cows too...when they're alive!!

Yea not a sesame seed bun covered in moist lettuce, warm kethup, luschoius tomatos, cheese and bacon.

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
07-17-2002, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by InspectorExstead
i like the cows too...when they're alive!!

Amen Sista!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hehe

Montana Ponine
07-17-2002, 10:53 AM
I like cows, but they smell.

Kay Scarpetta
07-17-2002, 01:22 PM
.......mooHA.


































As you can see, Kaley is having a strong influence on me

Jordan
07-17-2002, 06:29 PM
One time, the cows that lived at the farm a couple houses down got loose and began roaming my road and the walked through my front yard! It was sooooo awesome! :happyface :happyface :happyface

Cows say: MOO.
Constipated Cows say: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :happyface :happyface :happyface

Ags2000
07-17-2002, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Jordan
One time, the cows that lived at the farm a couple houses down got loose and began roaming my road and the walked through my front yard! It was sooooo awesome! :happyface :happyface :happyface

Cows say: MOO.
Constipated Cows say: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :happyface :happyface :happyface


Yeah, and cows in the middle of the road say: MOO *splat*

:rotflmao:


D

Kay Scarpetta
07-17-2002, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by Ags2000
Yeah, and cows in the middle of the road say: MOO *splat*

:rotflmao:


No, they say "MooAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" then you hear a loud bang and Dannie's evil voice laffing at the top of her lungs *cackles*

Ags2000
07-17-2002, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


No, they say "MooAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" then you hear a loud bang and Dannie's evil voice laffing at the top of her lungs *cackles*


You forgot that I would then honk my horn and "Dixie" would start playing :lol:


D

Montana Ponine
07-17-2002, 09:07 PM
Mooooooooooooo.

(Sorry, had a moment.)

InspectorExstead
07-17-2002, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


Yea not a sesame seed bun covered in moist lettuce, warm kethup, luschoius tomatos, cheese and bacon.

thanks chris....i just visualized a cow dying for your hamburger!

AllIWantIsYourClutch
07-17-2002, 10:11 PM
*snort* I'm more of a pig gal myself.

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
07-17-2002, 10:14 PM
meow

Kay Scarpetta
07-17-2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
meow

Oink

Ags2000
07-17-2002, 10:30 PM
*splat* *splat*

Kay Scarpetta
07-17-2002, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Ags2000
*splat* *splat*

MooooAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jordan
07-17-2002, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Ags2000
Yeah, and cows in the middle of the road say: MOO *splat*

:rotflmao:
LOL, I like that one!!! :happyface :happyface :happyface

SomeOneNeedsAHug
07-17-2002, 11:10 PM
:crying: :crying: :crying: no one liked my song/poem???:crying: :crying: :crying:

JoPol_wannabe
07-17-2002, 11:28 PM
You guys like cows sorry but I hate them that's because one night me and my best friend came home after a school dance at 12:00 and my parents weren't home and the cows were out and I hate trying to put them in I mean if one cow gets out all of them do and you try to get them to go one way the go the other they are the stupiedest animals ever. My dad's cows always get out and there such a hassle to put back in. But I do like your song it's pretty clever.

LucyFan
07-18-2002, 01:36 AM
I like cows for their meat. Hamburgers are the best!

I would hate to be a cow because they have no life. All they do is eat, ****, and sleep during most their borings lives. The only excitement they get from life I think is when they're mating or expressing animal love. Besides that, it is all pretty much a boring life.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ks
07-18-2002, 01:39 AM
STEAKS are the best!





ks

LucyFan
07-18-2002, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by Ags2000
Yeah, and cows in the middle of the road say: MOO *splat*
:rotflmao:
D

ROFL! That's funny! LOL :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Montana Ponine
07-18-2002, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by Ags2000

Yeah, and cows in the middle of the road say: MOO *splat*


:lol: How sad!! :rotflmao: :lol:

Ags2000
07-18-2002, 12:13 PM
Thank you, thank you! I aim to please (Pun intended) :D


D
:cheers:

Montana Ponine
07-18-2002, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Ags2000
Thank you, thank you! I aim to please (Pun intended) :D


..................... Huh?? :confused:


:joke:


LOL! :lol:


;)