Frank Gannucci
08-31-2021, 10:58 AM
(Ralph gets his suitcase out and the rest of his luggage. Ed follows suit.)
Ralph: “Another wedding to go to. This time it’s in Sandusky, Ohio.”
Ed: “Another one of our fellow Raccoons is going to get married. I can’t believe it.”
(The girls come out.)
Alice: “Ralph, you better not act the same way you did at the last reception.”
Ralph: “I won’t. You won’t see me drinking loads of beer.”
Alice: “I hope you don’t get drunk to the point you would yell: ‘Why is that cat here?’ When you have your Raccoon hat on backwards.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph: “And you Norton better not jump into the pond thinking it’s a pool like you did at the last wedding.”
Ed: “I can’t help it Ralph. I love water. That’s why I work in the sewer.”
Ralph: “Time for me to drive you all in the car that I loaned from Freddie Muller.”
(They all get in with the luggage. Ralph starts the engine.)
Ralph (yells): “AND AWAY WE GO!”
(They leave as they leave they sing a song about how they love weddings.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: “Another wedding to go to. This time it’s in Sandusky, Ohio.”
Ed: “Another one of our fellow Raccoons is going to get married. I can’t believe it.”
(The girls come out.)
Alice: “Ralph, you better not act the same way you did at the last reception.”
Ralph: “I won’t. You won’t see me drinking loads of beer.”
Alice: “I hope you don’t get drunk to the point you would yell: ‘Why is that cat here?’ When you have your Raccoon hat on backwards.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph: “And you Norton better not jump into the pond thinking it’s a pool like you did at the last wedding.”
Ed: “I can’t help it Ralph. I love water. That’s why I work in the sewer.”
Ralph: “Time for me to drive you all in the car that I loaned from Freddie Muller.”
(They all get in with the luggage. Ralph starts the engine.)
Ralph (yells): “AND AWAY WE GO!”
(They leave as they leave they sing a song about how they love weddings.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)