View Full Version : 20 Years With My Wife


Dude111
08-10-2021, 02:53 AM
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.

"Yes I do." she replied.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes I remember."

"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"

"Yes I do", she replied. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today." :(

Babalu
08-12-2021, 07:35 PM
:lol:

Dude111
08-13-2021, 03:14 AM
I wonder what the wifes response was?? :D

Babalu
08-13-2021, 10:45 AM
Women don't appreciate those jokes like we do.

Found out again last night. :lol:

Dude111
08-13-2021, 07:37 PM
Ah man!!

Tinnysin
08-17-2021, 01:31 AM
Oh Man! I wonder what's the reaction of the wife haha Maybe, he called his father? lol

Dude111
08-12-2023, 04:49 PM
I guess he was hinting he didnt like her!!

Janice Johnson
08-19-2023, 11:04 AM
You should have clarified that this was a joke! I clicked on this thread thinking this would be a heartwarming thread about you being happily married to your wife for 20 years! I was so wrong!

Yong Fang
08-19-2023, 04:49 PM
I don’t get it.

dakert
08-19-2023, 04:59 PM
Was the 16 year old girl pregnant?