Return to Mayberry (1986 TV movie)

Goober: "Little Opie's going to be a father..."

Gomer: "You know, that woman has got the driest differential I ever laid my eyes on."

Howard: "He's been dry for years."

Howard: "...I'm losin' my looks."

Andy: "I've been out of town twenty years."

High school cheerleaders at campaign rally: "1-2-3-4! Who are we gonna yell for? Barney, that's who!"

Andy: "Yeah, there's something about Mayberry folks, that never leaves you. No matter where life takes you, you always carry in your heart, the memories of old times. Of old friends.

So here's to all of us. Old friends."

The Terminator (1984)

The Clerk & the Terminator:

Pillow Talk (1959)

Brad & Jan:

Romancing The Stone (1984)

Jack:

Dirty Harry (1971)

Harry:

The Terminator (1984)

Sarah:

“You’re Not My Man, You’re My Man. You’re A Genius! I Can’t Believe I Hang Out Genius...” - Class Act (1992)

“You Must Be Kevin Franklin”

“No This Derrick Bond DDS”

“Who’s Derrick Bond DDS?”

- Houseguest (1995)

Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)

The Terminator: I'll take care of the police.

John Connor: Hey, wait! You swore!

The Terminator: [smiles] Trust me.

Romancing The Stone:

Shady Man:

Rescue from Gilligan's Island/ 1978 TV movie.

Skipper: "I can't believe it. (beat)After 15 years we're finally rescued."
Mary Ann: "Rescued."
Mrs. Howell: "Rescued."
Ginger: "Rescued."
Mr. Howell: "Rescued."
Professor: "Rescued."
Gilligan: "Rescued."

Gilligan: (to Skipper)"Which one of us is Riff, and which one of us is Raff?"

Mr. Howell: "Nobody shames my friends."

Mary Ann: "Oh, he didn't mean harm, Skipper."
Skipper: (sarcastically)"Neither did the iceberg that sank the Titanic."

Duel (1971 TV Movie)

David Mann: Talk about pollution.

Gremlins (1984)

Rand Peltzer: So if your air conditioner goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your video recorder conks out, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, 'cause you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house.

Meet The Parents (2000)

Jack:

Ronin (1998)

Sam: Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you.

Vincent: Who taught you?

Sam: I don't remember. That's the second thing they teach you.

The Terminator (1984)

Kyle:

The Truman Show (1998)

Christof: I know you better than you know yourself.
Truman Burbank: You never had a camera in my head.

Mad Max

Max:

Batman

Nic : Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
Batman : I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Nic : What are you?
Batman : I'm Batman.

Thelma & Louise (1991)

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

Master : These our witness, Aunty. Us suffer bad. Want justice. We want Thunderdome!

MASH

Hawkeye: "Frank, were you on this religious kick at home, or did you crack up over here?"

Trapper: "Martini? I think I'd love a martini."

Trapper: (to Frank)"Finished workin' for the day?"
Frank: "Yes. Why?"
Trapper: "Good, good. I just, uh, wanted to make sure you had time to sleep this off."
(Trapper punches Frank to the floor.)

Hot Lips: (to Father Mulcahy)"I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corp."
Father Mulcahy: "He was drafted."

(Lining up at the football game.)
Painless: (to player on opposing team)"All right, Bub, your ****ing head is comin' right off."

Radar: "His ringer spotted our ringer."

Radar: "Isn't that illegal?"

Cheerleaders: "69 is divine. 69 is divine."

MASH

(Repeated line.)
SSgt. Gorman: "Goddamn army."

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Brad Majors: Janet, they're obviously foreigners, and this must be one of their national dances.

Breathless (1960)

Michel Poiccard:

Silkwood (1983)

Drew: Sweetheart, it's like you're two people. I'm in love with one of them. But the other one is just...

Karen Silkwood: A real pain in the a$$.

He Said, She Said (1991)

Dan: There are no small jobs here. A newspaper is a daily miracle.

Haunted Honeymoon

Rachel:

Fight Club

Tyler Durden: The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.

Tarzan the Ape Man (1932)

A Star Is Born (1937)

Grandmother Lettie: If you've got one drop of my blood in your veins, you won't let Mattie or any of her kind break your heart, you'll go right out there and break it yourself.

Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

Clyde: “This here's Miss Bonnie Parker. I'm Clyde Barrow. We rob banks.”

The Graduate (1967)

Mr. Robinson: I was just telling Ben here he ought to sow a few wild oats. Have a good time while he can. You think that's sound advice?
Mrs. Robinson: Yes, I do.

Overboard (1987)


Dean:

Swing Shift (1984)

“Blame it on the war - it's everybody's excuse.”

The Neighbor (2017)

Mike:

Coal Miner's Daughter (1980)

Loretta Lynn: I just can't believe I'm sittin' here talkin' to Patsy Cline.

Patsy Cline: You act like you ain't never seen a glamorous country music singer before.

The Boston Strangler (1968)

Willis:

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Linda:

Snow Day (2000)

Radio: With last nights record snowfall grinding the Syracuse area to a halt, the National Weather service has issued a travelers advisory for today. I'm sure you're wondering whats been closed, so lets get right to it. The following are closed for today. Flightins dool'n dye, the Carousel Mall, the health farm, Blarnums cauderoy shop, and finally the weekly poker game at my house. That concludes the list of closings for today.
Principal Weaver: Ah-Hah!
Natalie: No, they can't do this to us.
Radio: Oh, and I forgot one. All schools are officially closed for a Snow Day.

Duck Soup/Rufus T. Firefly: "Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot."

North By Northwest (1959)

Roger:

The Neighbor

Mike:

Castaway (2000)

Chuck:

Better Off Dead (1985)

Lane Myer: See, the problem here is that… my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh… my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hijacked a school bus full of… penguins, so it’s kind of a family crisis… so come back later? Great.

Some Like It Hot (1959)

Daphne/Jerry & Osgood

Casablanca (1942)


Rick:

The Seven Year Itch (1955)

The Girl aka Marilyn Monroe:

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

Miss Gulch:

Jaws/Quint: "Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women."

The Neighbor


Jenna:

The French Connection (1971)

Jimmy 'Popeye' Doyle:
All right, Popeye's here! get your hands on your heads, get off the bar, and get on the wall!

Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)

Linda:

Another quote from Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982):

Brad Hamilton:
Why don't you get a job Spicoli?

Jeff Spicoli:
What for?

Brad Hamilton:
You need money.

Jeff Spicoli:
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Dirty Dancing (1987)

Baby:

Dirty Dancing (1987)

Johnny:

RoboCop (1987)

RoboCop:

Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack:

Highlander (1986)

“There can be only one.”

Romancing The Stone (1984)


Juan & Joan:

Across the Pacific

Rick: "I got in a jam with a dame... I needed some dough."

Rick: "Nice timing, Doc, I take off my hat to you."

Rick: (to Joe)"You guys been lookin' for a war, haven't you?"
Joe: "That's right, Rick. That's why we're startin' it."
Rick: "You may start it, Joe, but we'll finish it."
Joe: "We'll see, Rick."

Doc: (to Rick)"You're a soldier, sir. I appeal to you."

Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)

Mike Damone:

The Wizard of Oz (1939)


Dorothy:

Goodfellas

Karen Hill: (narrating)"They talked about beating their kids with broom handles and leather belts, and that their kids still didn't pay any attention."

Henry Hill: (narrating)"...it was among the Italians, it was real greaseball stuff."

Goodfellas

Henry Hill: (narrating)"We were goodfellas, wiseguys."

"How's the joint George?" Easy Rider :lol:

Overboard

Joanna:

A Hard Day's Night movie quote

Ringo:

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)


Donna Hayward: Do you think that if you were falling in space... that you would slow down after a while, or go faster and faster?

Laura Palmer: Faster and faster. And for a long time you wouldn't feel anything. And then you'd burst into fire. Forever... And the angel's wouldn't help you. Because they've all gone away.

The Hustle (2019)

Penny:

A Hard Days Night;

Interviewer; "How did you find America?"

John; "Turned left at Greenland".

March of the Wooden Soldiers (1934)


Tom Tom:

A Hard Days Night-1964

Yours, Mine, and Ours (1968)

Frank Beardsley : [narrating] It was a typical wedding: enemies of the bride on the right, enemies of the groom on the left.

Frankie and Johnny (1966)


Johnny: "She's crazy about the wrong guy. Me. I am a loser. But if I had 20 bucks, I could be a winner."

Overboard (1987)


Joanna:

Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

Bonnie & Clyde:

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)


Randle:

Bonnie And Clyde (1967)


Clyde:

Tequila Sunrise (1988)

Nick Frescia: How's our friend?

Woody, Harbor Patrol Officer: Fine.

Nick Frescia: Fine?

Woody, Harbor Patrol Officer: Aside from a concussion, powder burns, and being generally pissed off, yeah.

Norton and I have to go to the lodge.

The lodge? What are you, Fred Flintstone all of a sudden? The lodge?

The Honeymooners (2005)

Hoosiers (1986)

Jimmy Chitwood:

Dial M For Murder (1954)

Margot & Mark:

Crocodile Dundee:
Sue Charlton: "He's got a knife."
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: "That's not a knife."

Crocodile Dundee:
Sue Charlton: "He's got a knife."
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: "That's not a knife."

Mick: "That's a knife."

All About Eve.:
Margo: "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

Addison DeWitt: (to Eve)"What do you take me for?"
Eve: "I don't know that I'd take you for anything."

The Neighbor (2017)


Lisa:

Tarzan The Apeman (1932)


Jane:

Saturday Night Fever (1977)


Tony:

Field Of Dreams (1989)

Shoeless Joe Jackson : The first two were high and tight, so where do you think the next one's gonna be?
Archie Graham : Well, either low and away, or in my ear.
Shoeless Joe Jackson : He's not gonna wanna load the bases, so look low and away.
Archie Graham : Right.
Shoeless Joe Jackson : But watch out for in your ear.

The Terminator


Kyle & Sarah:

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)


Linda:

Dr. No/James Bond: "A dragon that runs on diesel engines."

Return of the Seven.

Chris: "One chance in hell."
Frank: "That's better than none at all."

Chris: "He stays behind."
Vin: "For luck?"
Chris: "For luck."

Frank: "I got it done, Chris. I finally..."
(Frank dies.)

Chris: "I'll be damned."
Vin: "I doubt that. I doubt that very much."

Pale Rider
The Preacher: "You shouldn't play with matches."

The Preacher: "There's nothin' like a nice piece of hickory."

Gone Fishin' (1997)

Joe Waters: Hey, you remember that movie Deliverance? Sounds like those guys.

Gus Green: Joe, I don't wanna squeal like a pig.

My Girl (1991)

Vada:
Why do you think people want to get married?

Thomas J. Sennett:
When you get old, you just have to.

12 Angry Men (1957)

Juror #4: I have a reasonable doubt now.

Jaws
Martin Brody: "I can do whatever I want. I'm the chief of police."

The Doors (1991)


Jim:

Ondine (2009)

Priest: Misery is easy, Syracuse. Happiness you have to work at.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off :lol:

The Money Pit (1986)


Walter:

My Cousin Vinny
Vinny Gambini: "I would love to hear this!"
Judge Haller: "So would I."

McClintock!
George Washington McClintock: "When in doubt, tell the truth."

"You're terrible Muriel- Muriel's Wedding - 1994

Bonnie & Clyde (1967)


Clyde:

"Come on you miserable fat-head, get that fat-ass truck outta my way."( Duel 1970)

Caddyshack (1980)

Carl Spackler:
He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

The Wizard of Oz (1939)


Miss Gulch & Henry:

Beethoven (1992)

Dr. Varnick : Here for his shots?
George Newton : Yes.
Dr. Varnick : Well he'll be a little groggy this evening.
George Newton : That'll be nice.

Return to Mayberry: Ernest T. Bass: "Sheriff Andy's back in town. Sun goes up, pants go down."

Goodbye, Farewell & Amen/Hawkeye: "I don't know why I always have to be the one to take out the trash."

He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts. -- Garland Greene

The Godfather II Michael Corleone: "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer."

American Graffiti (1973)

John Milner: Rock and roll's been going downhill ever since Buddy Holly died.

It's a Wonderful Life(1946):

Mr. Potter: "He was a man of high ideals. So called. But ideals without common sense can ruin this town."

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Tuco: "If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?"

Blondie: "Sorry, Shorty."

The Moon is Blue

Donald Gresham: "Let's leave my virility out of this."

Patty O'Neill: "I guess it sounds kind of corny, but I think he's a man of honor. A girl can tell."

Patty: (to Donald)"I'm so glad you don't mind."
Donald: "Mind what?"
Patty: "Well, men are usually so bored with virgins. I'm so glad you're not."

Trading Places/Billy Ray Valentine: "Is there a problem, officers?"

The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap (1947)

Chester Wooley (Lou Costello): Marriage is a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and suffering.

Return to Mayberry

Andy: "As to what might happen next, if you stay here or you move to another town; whatever you go into, try honesty. It works."

From The Ringer (2005)

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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Khan: "'To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I will stab at thee!'"

One of my favorite quotes that I think applies to life:


Blood In Blood Out (1993)

"You're catching a ride on the wrong train."
"I don't take free tickets on no one's train."
"You take the ticket or you get run over, know what I mean?"

Bride of Frankenstein

Minnie: "I'd hate to find him under my bed at night. He's a nightmare in the daylight, he is."

The Monster's Mate: "Mmmmm."
Henry Frankenstein: "She's alive! Alive!"

The Monster: (to Dr. Prestorius)"You stay. We belong dead."

When a problem comes long, you might ZIP IT - Austin Powers (https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/4111985-zip-it-zip-it-shut-up-close-your-mouth-shut-your-mouth-dr-evil-quiet-shhh-shush-austin-pow)

I love gold! - Austin Powers - Goldmember (https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3983224-i-love-gold-austin-powers-goldmember-mike-myers-gold)

Let me have a diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper, make it fast I'm in a god damn hurry - Smokey and the Bandit (https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/210168-let-me-have-a-diablo-sandwich-and-a-dr-pepper-make-it-fast-im-in-a-god-damn-hurry)

Miracle on 34th Street(1947)

Kris Kringle: "Christmas isn't just a day. It's a frame of mind."

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

Goodbye, Farewell & Amen

Margaret: "Does this look like peace to you?"

Charles: "He wasn't even a soldier. He was a musician."

Medic: "He was the only one that made it this far."

The Green Berets/Colonel Mike Kirby, USA: "Out here, due process is a bullet."

Terminator 2: Judgement Day/The Terminator: "I need a vacation."

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice: "Go ahead. Make my millenium."

Lydia: (to Beetlejuice)"Are you a ghost, too?"
Beetlejuice: "I'm the ghost with the most, babe."

Beetlejuice: "It's showtime."

"I wanna hear you scream." - The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)

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A Boy Named Charlie Brown

Lucy: "Aren't the clouds beautiful? They look like big balls of cotton."

Charlie: (v.O.)"My heart is full on the first day I go out to the old ball field."

Charlie: "Dandelions? This pitcher's mound id covered with dandelions!"

Charlie: (v.o.)"Nothing ever seems to go right for me... I just can't seem to do anything right."

Linus: "This blanket is a necessity, it keeps me from cracking up!"

The Kids: (together):"You can do it, Charlie Brown!"

Lucy: "Owning ten percent of Charlie Brown, is like owning ten percent of nothing!"

Linus: "Come on, Charlie Brown. Let's go home."

Sally: "He's been in bed all day, and has the shades pulled down!"

Snoopy, Come Home.

Charlie: "Everything I do makes me feel guilty."

Peppermint Patty: "It's nice to lie in the sun, and just do nothing."

Charlie: "What an independent dog. He comes and goes as he pleases."

Linus: "He gets bored too, Charlie Brown."

Patty: "I'm a morning type of person."

Patty: "What do you think love is, Chuck?"

Patty: "Sometimes I wonder about you, Chuck."

Linus: "People buy pets for the strangest reasons."

Charlie: "Just what I need. A blanket-carrying Sherlock Holmes."

Charlie: "Snoopy. Come home!"

Linus: "You got a used dog, Charlie Brown."

Taxi!

Matt Nolan: "Come out and take it, you dirty yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!"

The Odd Couple

Oscar: "I've been one of the highest-paid sports writers in the east, for the past fourteen years."

Casablance

Captain Renault: "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on here!"
(A croupier hands Renault a pile of money.)
Croupier: "Your winnings, sir."
Cpt. Renault: (sotto voce)"Oh, thank you very much. (aloud): Everybody out at once!"

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Ace Ventura: "Allllllrighty then."

Cool Hand Luke

Captain: "What we have here is..... failure to communicate."

Patton

General George Patton: "All real Americans love the sting of battle... Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser."

General Oskar Steiger: "The pure warrior... A magnificent anachronism."

Frankenstein (2004 TV miniseries.)

Man: (to Dr. Victor Frankenstein)"Playing with electricity is one thing, but this?"

The Creature: (to Victor)"I will be with you on your wedding night."

The Wackiest Wagon Train in the West (1976)



He always cries when he hears

of someone else making millions.

Swooner Crooner (1944)



NOW, LOOKA HERE, PORKY,

OLD MAN.

LET THE OLD CROONER

TAKE A WHIRL

AT THOSE SLICK CHICKS.

The Godfather Part III

Michael Corleone: "Power wears out those who do not have it."

Phil Stanley: I'm a little too old to still believe in Santa Claus.
Father Conroy: That's too bad, Phil. He still believes in you.

Say One for Me

George Seton: Haven't you ever rode a horse before?
Neal Harris: Oh yes, yes. It was quite a while ago, though. I remember that the horse had rockers on it.

The Oregon Trail

Wall Street
Gordon Gekko: "The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit."

Gone With The Wind

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"I am more interested in the 'Rock of Ages' than I am in the age of rocks."

Inherit the Wind (1960)

"We looked for the good in them, and we found it, didn't we?"

Pollyanna (1960)

"Well, what's the trick, man?
- "The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts."

Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

The Wedsworth-Townsend Act(1972 TV movie)

Gage: "Yes, sir, well, I guess I'm just too stupid to take advantage of just such an opportunity."

Gage: "Why should I die from improvements?"
Battalion 14 Chief Conrad: "I give up. Why should you?"

Dixie: "Cardiac arrest. Electrocution. On its way in."
Dr. Brackett: "Set up in three."
Dixie: "Done."

Brackett: "He's getting away from us. Epinephrine."

Brackett: "We almost had him back. Damn it, we almost had him back."




Gage: "Doc, how is -- "
Brackett: "Sorry."

Dixie: "Dr. Brackett is a sore loser."

DeSoto: "Six men for six and a half million people."

DeSoto: "Dixie McCall spent some time in Korea. Field hospital, in the thick of it. Understand she (bought) the
unit citation."


Brackett: (to Dixie)"You want justice, find another planet."

Gage: "Meanwhile, we're just a rolling arsenal against death."

Brackett: "A politician who tells the truth is refreshing."

Officer Malloy: "I'm a trained observer."

Dr. Early: (to Brackett): "We've got a real challenge in Four."

Brackett: "Well, what do you know? Joe still knows his way around the nervous system."

Casablanca

Rick: "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine."

Ilsa: "Play it, Sam. Play ''As Time Goes By'."

Rick: (to Ilsa)"We'll always have Paris... Here's looking at you, kid."

Rio Grande

Troopers: (singing)
"I want some black- eyed peas,
I want some mustard greens,
I want some corn pone on the side,
I like my chicken fried,
With a golden hide.

A-haaa! San Antone."

Snoopy, Come Home

Charlie: "Everything I do makes me feel guilty."

Lucy: "That's not philosophy. That's stupidity."

Sally: "I hate reading."

Charlie: "I never get letters. Nobody ever writes to me. I had 14 pen pals once, but I did all the writing."

Rick: I'm the only "cause" I'm interested in.

Casablanca

Jeff: That was my Grandpappy, he worked in a circus.
Roxbury B. Brown, III: You don't say. What'd he do?
Jeff: Oh he dove off a 200 foot platform into a damp rag.
Roxbury B. Brown, III: That's pretty good. How often did he do that?
Jeff: Oh just once. The rag wasn't damp enough.

Freckles Comes Home

"We rob banks."
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted.
Charlie: What's that?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.

“Most human problems can be solved by an appropriate charge of high explosives.”

Uncommon Valor (1983)

“I’ve decided I am going to be who I want to be, instead of letting other people dictate who I am.”

Uncle Frank (2020)

Erin Brockovich (2000)

Erin Brockovich: [to Ed, trying to persuade him to hire her] Now, I'm smart, I'm hard-working and I'll do anything... and I'm not leaving here without a job.
[pause]
Erin Brockovich: Don't make me beg. If it doesn't work out, fire me... But don't make me beg!

"I was a better man with you, as a woman... than I ever was with a woman, as a man. You know what I mean?"

Tootsie

"It's a beautiful day to save the world." - The Goonies

“When you're seventeen and the world's beautiful, facing facts is just as slick fun as dancing or going to parties. But when you're seventy you don't care about dancing, you don't think about parties anymore and about the only fun you have left is pretending that there ain't any facts to face.”

Make Way for Tomorrow (1937)

"Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"

She Done Him Wrong (1933)

"Ill be back" - The terminator (1984)

Coming to America (1988)

[Prince Akeem has just given a wad of cash to a homeless man]
Mortimer Duke: Randolph!
Randolph Duke: Leave me alone, Mortimer.
Mortimer Duke: Randolph, Randolph!
Randolph Duke: I'm still not talking to you.
Mortimer Duke: [showing him the money] Look.
Randolph Duke: Mortimer, we're back.

Augusto: If you shake his hand, make sure to count your fingers. There might be a couple missing.

Il bidone (1955)

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

All About Eve (1950)

The Incredible Shrinking Man

Scott: "I was weak, and faint. Yet in order to exist I knew I must eat."

Scott: "But now, stretching endlessly before me, I found a deep abyss. It was only a box and the space between, yet to me it was the Grand Canyon, and the Mammoth Caves combined, deep, dark, mysterious, and dangerous."

Big Jim McLain

Poke: "I've had a belly full of this East Texas cotton-chopping jerk."
Jim McLain: "Did you ever chop cotton?"
Poke: "Nah, I'm from the country club set. That chopping cotton's for white trash and (blacks)!"

Trading Places

Billy Ray Valentine: "You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people."

Randolph Duke: "Money isn't everything, Mortimer."

Trading Places

Billy Ray: No thanks, guys, I already had breakfast this morning.
Mortimer Duke: This is NOT a *meal,* Valentine. We are here to TRY to explain to you what it is we DO here.
Randolph Duke: We are 'commodities brokers,' William. Now, what are commodities? Commodities are agricultural products... like coffee that you had for breakfast... wheat, which is used to make bread... pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a 'bacon, lettuce and tomato' sandwich.
[Billy Ray turns and gives a long look at the camera]
Randolph Duke: Randolph
[continuing]
Randolph Duke: And then there are other commodities, like frozen orange juice... and GOLD. Though, of course, gold doesn't grow on trees like oranges.
[chuckles]
Randolph Duke: Clear so far?
Billy Ray: [nodding and smiling, even though it ISN'T clear to him] Yeah.
Randolph Duke: Good, William! Now, some of our clients are speculating that the price of gold will rise in the future. And we have other clients who are speculating that the price of gold will fall. They place their orders with us, and we buy or sell their gold for them.
Mortimer Duke: Tell him the good part.
Randolph Duke: The good part, William, is that, no matter whether our clients make money or lose money, Duke & Duke get the commissions.
Mortimer Duke: Well? What do you think, Valentine?
Billy Ray: Sounds to me like you guys a couple of bookies.
Randolph Duke: [chuckling, patting Billy Ray on the back] I told you he'd understand.

Billy Kramer:
When's mommy coming back?

Ted Kramer:
I dont know, Billy. Soon.

Billy Kramer:
How soon?

Ted Kramer:
Soon.

Billy Kramer:
Will she pick me up after school?

Ted Kramer:
Probably. And if she doesn't I will.

Billy Kramer:
What if you forget?

Ted Kramer:
I won't forget.

Billy Kramer:
What if you get run over by a truck and get killed?

Ted Kramer:
Then Mommy will pick you up.

(Kramer vs. Kramer, 1979)

"This is Ripley, the last survivor of the Nostromo signing off." - Ellen Ripley

(Alien, 1979)

The Godfather Part III

Michael Corleone: Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.

The Godfather Part III

Michael Corleone: Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.

The Godfather Part III

Michael Corleone: I feel... I'm getting wiser now.
Kay Corleone: The sicker you get, the wiser you get, huh?
Michael Corleone: When I'm dead, I'm gonna be really smart.

City Slickers

"Did you ever reach a point in your life when you say to yourself: 'This is the best I'm ever gonna look, the best I'm ever gonna feel, the best I'm ever gonna do,' and it ain't that great?"

Hilda Jones: Everybody should donate to the blood bank. What type are you?
Melvin Jones: Oh, the quiet type. I go to bed at nine o'clock, see a movie now and then, read some books, play checkers...
Hilda Jones: No! I mean what kind of blood have you?
Melvin Jones: Red.

Sailor Beware (1952)

“You do wear it on your head! I just love finding new places to wear diamonds.”

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

"If you feel it, chase it."

—Tyler Owens (Glen Powell) in Twisters (2024)

"You are a sad, strange, little man, and you have my pity. Farewell."

—Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) in Toy Story (1995)

Pocahontas, look at me. I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.

—John Smith (Mel Gibson) in Pocahontas (1995)

Here's Johnny!

The Shining

Profesh is my middle name.

The Fall Guy

Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness

Ash: Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand things with alloys and compositions and things with . . . molecular structures.

Airplane!
McCloskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit ________."

Ted: "It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether."
Rumack and Randy: (in unison)"It's an entirely different kind of flying."

Planet of the Apes(1968)
George Taylor: "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

Revenge of the Sith
Senator Padme: "So this is how liberty dies.... with thunderous applause."

M*A*S*H

Hot Lips: "Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips."

Hawkeye: "Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater."

“You complete me.” —Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire

“You make me want to be a better man.” —Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall in As Good as It Gets

"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary." — Robin Williams as John Keating in Dead Poets Society

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." — On the Waterfront

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." — Sunset Boulevard

"You can't handle the truth!" — A Few Good Men

Last Days of Disco

The environmental movement of our times was sparked by the rerelease of Bambi in the 1950s.

Rio Bravo
Sheriff John T. Chance: "Sorry don't get it done, Dude."

The Shootist

John Bernard Books: "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."

Goldfinger

Pussy Galore: (to James Bond)"My name is Pussy Galore."
Bond: "I must be dreaming."

Bond: (to Goldfinger)"Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."

Happy Gilmore

Shooter McGavin: "Damn you people. Go back to your shanties."

Happy Gilmore: (to Bob Barker)"The price is wrong, bitch."

Golf Tournament Announcer: "Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Open."

Air Force One

President James Marshall: Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice.

"That's what makes us tough. Rich fellas come up and die and their kids ain't no good, and they die out. But we keep a-comin'. We're the people that live. They can't wipe us out. They can't lick us. And we'll go on forever, Pa... 'cause... we're the people."
The Grapes of Wrath (1940)

- "He's got a lot of charm."
- "He comes by it naturally. His grandfather was a snake."
His Girl Friday (1940)

Jerry Maguire

Jerry Maquire: "Show me the money!"

“Sometimes you have to be a little bit lost before you can be found.” – Garden State (2004)

The Wizard of Oz

Auntie Em: "Almira Gulch. Just because you own half the county doesn't mean you have the power to run the rest of us. For twenty three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a good Christian woman, I can't say it!"

Dorothy: "Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!"

TWOTW: (to Dorothy)"I'll get you, my pretty... and your little dog, too!"

The Wizard of Oz: "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

The Wizard of Oz: "A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."

Gone with the Wind

Gerald O'Hara: "It will come to you, this love of the land. There's no escaping it if you're Irish."

Scarlett O'Hara: (to Rhett Butler)"Rhett... if you go, where shall I go, what shall I do?"
Rhett: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Scarlett: "After all... tomorrow is another day."

The Caine Mutiny

Lt. Greenway: "I don't want to upset you too much, but at the moment you have an excellent chance of being hanged."

Lt. Keith: "Well, he's certainly Navy."
Lt. Keefer: "Yeah.... so was Captain Bligh."

Captain Queeg: "Ahh, but the strawberries, that's... that's where I had them."

“Fate for me is just another word for bad luck.”

Bullet Train

The very things that hold you down are going to lift you up.

Dumbo

M*A*S*H

Hawkeye: (to Duke)"I'll follow you anywhere, sir."

Duke: "...I'll bet she's not a real blonde."
Hawkeye: "How dare you say that about an officer of the United States Army, sir."
Duke: "I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with twenty bucks. How's that?"
Hawkeye: "You have yourself a bet, sir. (to TrapperYou're my witness."

Trapper: "I'm gonna need your help, Hawkeye. It's hit more than the lung."

Hot Lips: (to Henry"This isn't a hospital!!! It's an insane asylum, and it's your fault!!!"

Nurse: (to Trapper)"How do you want your steak cooked?"

Hawkeye: "Somebody get that dirty old man out of this operating theatre."

(The football game's referee fires his pistol.)
Hot Lips: "My God they've shot him."
Henry: "Hot Lips you incredible nincompoop that's the end of the quarter."

General Charlie Hammond, M.D.: "Trick knee, my ass."

Henry: (to Radar)"Did Hawkeye steal that jeep?"
Radar: "No, sir. That's the one he came in on."
Henry: "Oh. Very good."

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Heather Donahue: How's east?
Michael Williams: East?
Heather Donahue: Yeah, we've been going south all this time. How's east?
Michael Williams: Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the East. Which one was bad?
Heather Donahue: Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one.
Michael Williams: Then we should go east.

"It was a hot afternoon, and I can still remember the smell of honeysuckle all along that street. How could I have known that murder can sometimes smell like honeysuckle?"

Double Indemnity (1944)

Good Morning, Vietnam

Lt. Hauk: "Who gave anyone permission to program modern music?"

Pvt. Garlick: "He doesn't play police actions, just wars. Bob likes a big room, sir."

Airman Adrian Cronauer: "...censor, censor, censor. Join the Army and mark things."

Young Frankenstein (1974)

Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
Igor: You're putting me on.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... "Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

“I’ve met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my time, but you - you’re twenty minutes.”
(Ace in the Hole)

The Brides of Dracula

Dr. Van Helsing: "Only God has no fear."

Love Story (1970)

“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

What's Up, Doc? (1972)

Judy: Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Howard: That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Dirty Harry (1971)

Harry Callahan: "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

Arnie Grape- What's Eating Gilbert Grape-1993

Blue Beetle (2023)

Milagro Reyes: Oh, that looks as bad as I remember.
Rudy Reyes: I've seen worse!
Milagro Reyes: Where?
Rudy Reyes: You don't wanna know.

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

Daniel: Did you ever wish that sometimes you could freeze-frame a single moment in your day, look at it, and say, "This is not my life"?

Magneto on X2 (2003)

"Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who is interested in you."


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Callie: Pheebs, be a dear and break into your grandfather's house. - Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)

Terry Malloy: "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." - On the Waterfront (1954)

Colonel Tom Edwards: For a time we tried to contact them by radio, but no response. Then they attacked a town - a small town, I'll admit - but nevertheless a town of people, people who died. - Plan 9 From Outer Space (1958)

Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocalypse Now (1979)

Annie: Look what we’re doing to these kids. They’ve been running their whole lives like criminals! And they didn’t do anything – it isn’t fair. - Running on Empty (1988)

Rick Blaine: "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." - Casablanca (1942)

Kaffee: Would you put Jessup on the stand?
Sam: No.
Kaffee: You think my father would've?
Sam: With the evidence we've got. Not in a million years. But here's the thing.. and there's really no way of getting around this.. neither Lionel Kaffee nor Sam Weinberg are lead counsel for the defense in the matter of U.S. versus Dawson and Downey. So there's only one question. What would you do? - A Few Good Men (1992)

Marie "Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
To Have and Have Not (1944)

"You know, at one time I had, uh, quite a decision to make: whether to write the nation's songs or go my way."
Going My Way (1944)

"A doll in Washington Heights once got a fox fur out of me."
Laura (1944)

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" - The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

“I find it amusing. Men are supposed to be made of steel or something.” —Steel Magnolias

(Greatest Rescues of Emegency!) (TV movie)

Gage: "Great. Captain Gage. Captain John Gage, Los Angeles County Fire Department."

Gage: "They sure didn't trust us, did they?"

Gage: "Boy, Doctor Brackett sure was a hard nose back in the day."
DeSoto: "Was? Still is."

DeSoto: "I was never too fond of chemical fires."

Gage: (to DeSoto)"You know, I never did understand what those girls saw in Chet."

DeSoto: "... Chester B. was one good man in the clutch."
Gage: "Yeah, that he was."

Braveheart (1995)

William Wallace: “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!”

The Wedsworth-Townsend Act (1972 TV movie)

Dixie: "Emerson boat yard. How close is that?"
DeSoto: "What's the difference? We'll make it closer."

Gage: (to Dr. Brackett)"We're handy to have around, doc. You gotta give us a try."

Brackett: "It's not a party, it's a meeting."

Gage: "Doesn't he ever take a day off?"

DeSoto: "Dixie's the third victim."

Dixie: "Kell... you're special."
Brackett: "No, I'm not. But I'm glad you think so."

Dr. Early: (to Brackett)"Welcome to the woodshed. What'd you do with your razor strap, Dad?"

Early: "Dixie might be in a sliding drawer in the cold room, if those two hose jockeys hadn't known what they were doing out there."

Early: "One thing's for sure, isn't it? The program really works."

Brackett: "70 percent of cardiac cases never live long enough to reach a hospital."

Dixie: "Souns like they're calling up the cavalry."

Gage: "Yes, sir. Everybody but us."

DeSoto: "They're playing our music, pal."

Brackett: "Zap him, damnit, zap him!"

Brackett: "Come on, Dix. These boys are suffering from battle fatigue."

Bilbo Baggins: "Dear me, no. We hobbits are plain, quiet folk; adventures make one late for dinner."
Gandalf: "Enough! I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means me!"

Bilbo: "Bless my soul!"

Bilbo: "My! He does carry on."

Bilbo: "The ring? Yes! Most definitely."

When Harry Met Sally… (1989)

Harry Burns: “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”

"It isn't a town, Mr. Neely. It's a city. It's the only city that has a world's fair. My favorite. Wasn't I lucky to be born in my favorite city?"

Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

Chinatown (1974)

John Wick: Chapter 4

Harbinger: "A man's ambition should never exceed his worth."