View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NBA fan? (Part 15)


Frank Gannucci
06-15-2021, 11:16 PM
(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Milwaukee Bucks 114-108.)

(Freddie Muller and Joe Fenstablau are at the Gotham Bus Company locker room.)

Freddie: "Ralph is going to be ehre with Norton soon. They are going to be so happy that their Nets won."

Joe: "Yeah, the Nets are one win away from advancing."

(Ralph & Ed come in.)

Ralph: "Hi boys! I am sure you heard that the Nets won. They are one game away from advancing. But, I am not going to celebrate. I don't celebrate when the team is only one win away. Haha! Have cigars fellas."

(Ralph & Ed give cigars to everyone.)

Ed: "Hello Joe. I am sure that you are upset that the Bucks lost."

Ralph: "Remember our bet Joe."

Joe: "I do. The series ain't over yet. The Bucks can still win it."

Ralph: "Oh, is that so? Hahaha! The Bucks don't have a chance with the Nets around."

Joe: "Oh, you are sure? I think that the Nets will choke."

Ralph: "Not me."

Ed: "Yeah, Ralph doesn't choke even after all the food he eats."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Ralph: "You stupid stupe. He means that he thinks the Nets will lose."

Ed: "Oh."

Ralph: "I will love it if the Nets advance and punish the Hawks for beating our Knicks."

Joe: "You still steamed about that Ralph?"

Ralph: "You bet."

Ed: "He was so steamed, I thought he was going to stamp his feet through the ceiling."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Joe: "I hope that you see the Nets in the final seconds of the deciding game Ralph."

Ralph: "THere you go."

Joe: "I want to see the expression on your face when the Nets lose."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

Joe: "You think you can handle the Nets losing Ralph?"

Ed: "Hope you don't have a heart attack due to yoru weight if the Nets lose Ralph."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)