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View Full Version : The Almighty Johnsons Quotes & Lines AB 06-13-2021, 08:40 PM Post any quotes or lines from the tv show The Almighty Johnsons. Ty: You don't want to go to war with Hell on my behalf Olaf: There's 4 of us. 5 if you count Anders. So 4 in a fight. MA 06-13-2021, 08:43 PM Agnetha: This is where I need you to man up. Ty Johnson: I'm not exactly experienced when it comes to disposing of dead bodies. Agnetha: Heyyyy. I've only ever done this one time before. Don't make it out like I'm some sort of serial killer. AB 06-13-2021, 09:06 PM Anders: MA 06-13-2021, 09:25 PM Anders Johnson: Stop smiling. It's unnerving. Ty Johnson: Oh I'm sorry. Is my happiness getting in the way of your depression? Anders Johnson: Yes. Yes it is. AB 06-13-2021, 10:34 PM Olaf: So what's up with the giant and the dwarf in the bar? Axl: Is this the start of a joke? Olaf: Often, it is, but right now it's because there's a giant and a dwarf in the bar. MA 06-14-2021, 06:39 AM Anders Johnson: If one more of them calls me a dwarf I'm going to stand on a chair and smack them! AB 06-14-2021, 04:35 PM Olaf: MA 06-14-2021, 04:37 PM Axl Johnson: But I am a God right? Mike Johnson: Yes Axl, you are now a God! Anders Johnson: Any chance you could put your pants on and be a pants on God? AB 06-14-2021, 10:14 PM Rob & Mike: MA 06-15-2021, 06:58 AM Ty Johnson: Have you seen Eva today? Colin Gunderson: Why would I see her today? Ty Johnson: She didn't come home. Colin Gunderson: So? Ty Johnson: I'm worried. Colin Gunderson: How sweet. Go away. AB 06-15-2021, 09:01 PM Anders: AB 06-16-2021, 10:50 PM Stacey: AB 06-19-2021, 03:38 PM Helen: MA 06-19-2021, 03:42 PM Anders Johnson: Stop smiling. It's unnerving. Ty Johnson: Oh I'm sorry. Is my happiness getting in the way of your depression? Anders Johnson: Yes. Yes it is. AB 06-22-2021, 06:54 PM Axl: MA 06-22-2021, 06:57 PM Agnetha: You need to wrap her in the plastic, Ty. Ty Johnson: I KNOW THAT! Agnetha: It's just that we're on a bit of a timeline here. Ty Johnson: Have you no respect? Agnetha: Ummm. I killed her, which I think answers that question. AB 06-22-2021, 07:48 PM Thor (a role player in a game they play): MA 06-23-2021, 07:25 AM Ty Johnson: You don't want to go to war with Hell on my behalf Olaf Johnson: There's 4 of us. 5 if you count Anders. So 4 in a fight. AB 06-23-2021, 09:16 PM Michele & Axl: MA 06-24-2021, 07:09 AM Anders Johnson: If one more of them calls me a dwarf I'm going to stand on a chair and smack them! AB 06-28-2021, 06:43 PM Axl & Zeb: MA 06-29-2021, 05:52 AM Ty Johnson: You killed her. Agnetha: Well someone had to. AB 06-29-2021, 05:29 PM Zeb & Axl: MA 06-30-2021, 08:15 AM Agnetha: This is where I need you to man up. Ty Johnson: I'm not exactly experienced when it comes to disposing of dead bodies. Agnetha: Heyyyy. I've only ever done this one time before. Don't make it out like I'm some sort of serial killer. AB 07-06-2021, 07:46 PM Mike: MA 07-09-2021, 05:21 AM Olaf Johnson : So what's up with the giant and the dwarf in the bar? Axl Johnson : Is this the start of a joke? Olaf Johnson : Often, it is, but right now it's because there's a giant and a dwarf in the bar. AB 08-16-2021, 07:41 PM Stacey: MA 08-28-2021, 12:39 PM Axl Johnson: But I am a God right? Mike Johnson: Yes Axl, you are now a God! Anders Johnson: Any chance you could put your pants on and be a pants on God? AB 09-14-2021, 06:40 PM Michele: MA 09-15-2021, 01:26 PM Axl Johnson : What do giants smell like? Olaf Johnson : Pie. Dwarfs smell more gamey, and like fear. AB 10-08-2021, 06:51 PM Sonja: MA 10-11-2021, 05:49 AM Gaia : I had a dream. Axl Johnson : Okay, are you still having it, and am I in it? Gaia : You tell me. AB 10-11-2021, 04:44 PM Axl: MA 10-15-2021, 07:57 AM Zeb: [checking through broken beer bottles] It's okay! There are survivors. AB 10-19-2021, 07:30 PM Zeb & Axl: AB 10-25-2021, 06:56 PM Zeb: AB 11-05-2021, 07:03 PM Helen: MA 11-25-2021, 12:30 PM Axl: While playing mini-golf!? Olaf: We added mini-golf over the years. AB 01-20-2022, 07:39 PM Ty and Dawn: MA 01-21-2022, 08:33 AM Agnetha: This is where I need you to man up. Ty Johnson: I'm not exactly experienced when it comes to disposing of dead bodies. Agnetha: Heyyyy. I've only ever done this one time before. Don't make it out like I'm some sort of serial killer. AB 01-27-2022, 05:10 PM Anders: MA 02-02-2022, 07:10 AM Axl: I need you to find Gaia for me. [Mike points to his left; Gaia is sitting at a table] Axl: ...okay. Good work. AB 03-02-2022, 09:11 PM Ty & Valerie: MA 03-04-2022, 07:30 AM Anders: Who do you think he’ll get? Ty: No one, if he’s lucky. Anders: Ouch, that’s cold. Ty: Never stops being funny to you, does it? AB 04-25-2022, 07:54 PM Olaf: MA 05-11-2022, 06:12 AM Axl: So...is a Folkmoot something you actually hold? Like, in your hand? AB 05-11-2022, 06:42 PM Mike: MA 05-23-2022, 08:29 AM Anders: Who do you think he’ll get? Ty: No one, if he’s lucky. Anders: Ouch, that’s cold. Ty: Never stops being funny to you, does it? AB 06-19-2022, 06:41 PM Ty/Hod: MA 06-20-2022, 09:00 AM Agnetha: This is where I need you to man up. Ty Johnson: I'm not exactly experienced when it comes to disposing of dead bodies. Agnetha: Heyyyy. I've only ever done this one time before. Don't make it out like I'm some sort of serial killer. AB 09-04-2022, 06:32 PM Helen: MA 09-08-2022, 02:06 PM Ty: You'd think this would be getting old. Olaf: But it's not. |