Frank Gannucci
06-05-2021, 10:05 PM
(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Milwaukee Bucks 115-107.)
(Ralph just watched the game at home.)
Ralph: "Boy Alice, those Nets really took it to the Bucks. They really showed them who is the boss."
Alice: "I know. You must be happy Ralph."
Ralph: "Oh, I am. I really am. The Nets only have to win eleven more times so they can be NBA Champions."
(Alice rolls her eyes.)
Ralph: "You know what? I will shout it from the rooftops."
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "HEY EVERYONE! THE NETS WON! THEY ONLY HAVE TO WIN ELEVEN MORE TIMES!"
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES."
Ralph (yells): "YES, THEY DO. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU YOU BUM!"
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "AND YOU ARE NOT A BUM? HAHA! WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE? WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR UGLY VOICE!"
(Ed from upstairs laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON! DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME AND MY BOASTS?"
All (from outside, yell): "NOOOOOO!"
(Ed laughs. Ralph slams the window and it breaks. Alice laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE, POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER."
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph just watched the game at home.)
Ralph: "Boy Alice, those Nets really took it to the Bucks. They really showed them who is the boss."
Alice: "I know. You must be happy Ralph."
Ralph: "Oh, I am. I really am. The Nets only have to win eleven more times so they can be NBA Champions."
(Alice rolls her eyes.)
Ralph: "You know what? I will shout it from the rooftops."
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "HEY EVERYONE! THE NETS WON! THEY ONLY HAVE TO WIN ELEVEN MORE TIMES!"
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES."
Ralph (yells): "YES, THEY DO. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU YOU BUM!"
Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "AND YOU ARE NOT A BUM? HAHA! WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE? WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR UGLY VOICE!"
(Ed from upstairs laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON! DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME AND MY BOASTS?"
All (from outside, yell): "NOOOOOO!"
(Ed laughs. Ralph slams the window and it breaks. Alice laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE, POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER."
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)