Here's another Spark Test. This time it's the Death Test. http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/



My results...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 28, 2062
at the age of 74 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (19%)
Drowning (16%)
Suicide (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (14%)
Contagious Disease (6%)

That was a plesant test, lol. :lol:

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 27, 2071
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Electrolysis (18%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (6%)

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on September 27, 2071, as you slip silently into the night. LOL, watch me try.. ;)

...ahaha.....geezus.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 9, 2068 at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

-Cancer (35%)
-Contagious Disease (9%)
-Loneliness (9%)
-Alien Abduction (9%)
-Suicide (7%)
-Horrible Accident (7%)
-Drowning (7%)


81 is too old...

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb

Alien Abduction (10%)

:lol: You've been talking to Justin way too much.

January 23, 2057
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (51%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (6%)

Gee, that's good news...

My results

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 19, 2070
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Drowning (13%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (6%)

It would realy be 2071 since I put my b-day as being in 1988 instead of 1989.
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YAY I'll be around for DS 100 *cries* BUt I'm not gonna be around for TC 100 *moans in sadness* I hope I will though in real life mwahaha

Omg. Omg, omg. Where the hell is Leigh Ann? Remember she was supposed to die like, that Saturday or something? She hasn't been on at ALL! Omg..... omg. I'm scared now.

Suicide (38%)
Alcoholism (23%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (9%)
Cancer (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Gee...... thanks.

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Omg. Omg, omg. Where the hell is Leigh Ann? Remember she was supposed to die like, that Saturday or something? She hasn't been on at ALL! Omg..... omg. I'm scared now.

:crying: God rest her soul.....

Hm......................

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 28, 2062
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (7%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 9, 2082
at the age of 93 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (29%)
Contagious Disease (9%)

Gee, I'll miss all of you when your gone! :wave:

:lol:

Originally posted by StrudelBone
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 9, 2082
at the age of 93 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (29%)
Contagious Disease (9%)

Gee, I'll miss all of you when your gone! :wave:

:lol:

:lol: this scares me...maybe I'll take it later!

Originally posted by StrudelBone
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 9, 2082
at the age of 93 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (38%)
Cancer (29%)
Contagious Disease (9%)

Gee, I'll miss all of you when your gone! :wave:

:lol:

By the way...HOW RUDE! Im going to die 9 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY! That's it, Im gonna sign something and I will be put on life support for 9 days. Might as well live as long as I can. Even if I am brain dead, I still lived til 94! :)

Originally posted by StrudelBone


By the way...HOW RUDE! Im going to die 9 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY! That's it, Im gonna sign something and I will be put on life support for 9 days. Might as well live as long as I can. Even if I am brain dead, I still lived til 94! :)

that test has strange questions...
Cancer (25%)
Drowning (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)

March 26, 2071
at the age of 82 years old.

lol..82...not bad...

October 23, 2062 at the age of 77.
I will most likely die from cancer at 32 percent
Heart-Attack at 12 percent

The test says I will die July 4, 2053 at the age of 70yrs old. I have a 40% chance of dying from a heart attack and a 10% chance of dying of cancer.

That really sucks I'm going to die on a Holiday.

Leigh was on today.

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


:lol: You've been talking to Justin way too much. LOL, naaaah... :happyface :happyface :happyface

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
January 28, 2062
at the age of 76 years old.



Hey Chris, we are gonna die on the same day!

July 13, 2056
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (7%)

Originally posted by Gregorio


Hey Chris, we are gonna die on the same day!

Double funeral. Bring out the vodka cause I'll be gone and some of you will be rejoicing.

find the old topic like this... give me a link. if i replied to it ill tell you what i got. otherwise im not taking that again. im too tired.

Well, I just took it, and compared to y'all I'm dying an early age.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 25, 2037
at the age of 58 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Homicide (14%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)


D

Originally posted by Ags2000
Well, I just took it, and compared to y'all I'm dying an early age.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 25, 2037
at the age of 58 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Homicide (14%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)


D Too much Dr. Pepper aint good for ya. :D

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Leigh was on today.

Nuh uh cause she's dead!!!!! :crying:

My results:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 9, 2073
at the age of 88 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (53%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (6%)

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on December 9, 2073, as you slip silently into the night.



Well, looking on the bright side I get to live for another 71 years. :p But, I seriously doubt that that would be my fate. :rolleyes:

That's depressing. I like that life support idea though. I'd have to go on it till July 15. They can turn it off at 10:59pm.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 24, 2039
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Suicide (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)


This has got me so distraught I keep forgetting what i'm gonna say. :lol:

I love tests like this, they're fun.