View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 1) (2021)


Frank Gannucci
05-16-2021, 03:54 PM
(The NY Islanders beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 4-3.)

(Alice is cleaning the kitchen.)

Ralph & Ed (from hallway, yell): “HEY EVERYONE! THE ISLANDERS WON!”

(They enter. Audience applauds.)

Alice: “Where were you two? The game was over seven hours Ago.”

Ralph: “We were at Joe The Bartender. He had the game on. It was nerve racking.”

Ed: “Yeah, we all got thought that. I thought Ralph was going to die.”

Ralph: “I knew that the Islanders will. The next game is on Wednesday. We will watch it at your house.”

Ed: “You can’t do that Ralph. My family is coming here tomorrow. We won’t see the game. Plus for that reason since family is more important. I’m a Penguins fan.””

Ralph (yells): “GET OUT! GET OUT!”

(Ed leaves. Ralph puts his head down on the table.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie (yells): “GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
05-18-2021, 10:18 PM
(The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Islanders 2-1.)

(Ralph comes home all dejected.)

Alice: "Ralph, I take it that the Islanders lost again."

Ralph: "You got that right. I was hoping they would return home to the Nassau Coliseum with a two game lead. Now, the series is tied."

Alice: "When is the next game?"

Ralph: "I think it is on Friday. Me and Ed are going to watch the game."

(Ed comes down. He blows his nose.)

Ed: "What a sad game Ralph-ie boy."

Ralph: "You know, I am hoping that the Islanders face the Florida Panthers in the next round. They would get to be down in the fun-and-sun capital of the world, Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "Me too. Take a look at those Penguins. Their outfits look horrible."

Ralph: "They did look ugly right? It is too bad they can't dress as well as we do."

Alice: "You two dress well? Ha."

Ralph: "Don't laugh Alice. In high school, I was a human fashion plate."

Alice: "Are you sure that you didn't eat off of that plate?"

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

Ed: "Now people will think that you look like a human dinner plate."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
05-20-2021, 10:35 PM
(The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Islanders 5-4.)

(Ralph & Ed are on the subway back home.)

Ralph: "What a lousy game Norton."

Ed: "During the third period, the Isles and Penguins went tit-for-tat and the Isles lost."

Ralph: "What a revolting development this is. The Islanders now are behind two games to one. That BUM Syndey Crosby is probably celebrating like crazy."

Ed: "He needs to be taught a lesson."

Ralph: "He seems so smug. He is the type of guy you want to punch right in the face."

Ed: "You know Ralph, I can see you getting into a fight with Sydney Crosby. You trying to punch him out..."

Ralph: "Thanks Norton."

Ed: "...only for you to get knocked out by a hockey stick."

(The subway stops.)

Ralph (yells): "NORTON, I KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR STOP BUT GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
05-22-2021, 09:00 PM
(The NY Islanders beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 4-1.)

(Ralph & Ed come home all happy.)

Ralph: “Boy, those Penguins got what they deserved. Losing by 3 goals.”

Ed: “Now the Islanders have a chance to win.”

Ralph: “Win they will. We need a NY area team to win the Cup. It’s been a looooing 18 years since an area team won the Stanley Cup.”

Ed: “If the Penguins lose, they won’t have Happy Feet.”

(Both laugh.)

Ralph: “That BUM Sydney Crosby is going to get a rude awakening. He isn’t going to get the Cup and when the Islanders do win, they might play the Florida Panthers. They will have the honor of seeing that action city, Miami Beach.”

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: “The Islanders are going to bring the Cup back to Long Island.”

Ralph: “You got that right.”

(They both sing a song about the Islanders bringing the Cup to Long Island.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
05-24-2021, 10:52 PM
(The NY Islanders beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 3-2.)

(Ralph & Ed are having lunch at Ed's manhole.)

Ralph: "What a game last night Norton. The Islanders beat the Penguins in double overtime."

Ed: "That was a great game. Now, the Islanders have a chance to advance."

Ralph: "That Sydney Crosby is probably getting humble pie. Hahaha. Those Islanders are going to end their 37-year-old drought."

Ed: "Maybe the Islanders will face the Panthers next."

Ralph: "They will have the honor of playing right by that action city, Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "Boy, I would love to see the Islanders take it to the Panthers and declaw them. Hahaha."

Ralph: "Me too Norton. With the Islanders moving out of the Nassau Coliseum, this will be a great way to end the era of the Nassau Coliseum."

Ed: "Those Islanders will know how to properly end an era."

(They both sing a song about ending an era.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Dude111
05-25-2021, 02:20 AM
Wow alot we dont know Ralph isnt there?

I didnt realise that was him in the movie THE TOY until a few years ago!!

Frank Gannucci
05-26-2021, 09:24 PM
(The NY Islanders win the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals, 4 games to 2, by beating the Pittsburgh Penguins 5-3.)

(The boys come into the Norton apartment and greet the girls.)

Ralph: "Hello girls. What a great game that was."

Ed: "The Islanders won a playoff series in their home arena for the first time since '93."

Trixie: "I bet you all are happy."

Ralph: "I was until I found out that the Isles are going to face the Boston Bruins next and not Tampa Bay or Florida. I want the Islanders to have the honor of playing near Miami Beach."

(Crowds cheer.)

Alice: "I bet that you are happy that they are not facing those Wsahington Capitals."

Ralph: "I am. I am so sick of seeing the Capitals in the playoffs."

Ed: "Me too."

Ralph: "I can't wait to rub it in that poor, misguided soul Joe Fenstablau's face when I tell him that the Islanders won the playoff series."

Ed: "Here is to that poor, misguided soul, Joe Fenstablau."

Ralph: "I also want to rub it in someone else's face."

(Ralph sticks his head out the window.)

Ralph (yells): "HEY GARRITY! CHOKE ON THIS YOU LOUDMOUTH! THE ISLANDERS WON AND YOUR LOSER PENGUINS LOST. YOU ARE A LOSER JUST LIKE THEM. I KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T THROW A PIE DOWN INTO MY FACE NOW. HAHAHA!"

(Ralph goes back inside.)

Garrity (from outside, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! HEY KRAMDEN!"

(Ralph sticks his head out and gets a pie in the face. Everyone laughs especially Ed.)

Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(The girls try to separate them.)

(Jackie walks on stage. He still has pie on his face. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
05-29-2021, 11:07 PM
(The Boston Bruins beat the NY Islanders 5-2.)

(Ralph & Ed come into the Kramden apartment all upset.)

Alice: "Hello boys! I take it that you boys are upset that in the bowling alley, you saw the Bruins beat the Islanders?"

(The boys nod yes.)

Alice: "I hope that you all realize that the Islanders still have a chance."

Ed: "She's right Ralph. After all, the Bruins got lucky."

Ralph: "You are right Norton. The Bruins got lucky. They are going to be in for a rude awakening when the series comes to the Nassau Coliseum."

Alice: "You better hope the Islanders don't lose again."

Ralph: "They better not. The Islanders have a chance to win another series at home. The Islanders probably hated playing at the TD Garden."

Ed: "Well, the Bruins old arena had no air conditioning. Imagine what it was like to play a basketball game there during the summer time."

Ralph: "I could only imagine. The players would probably die of the heat."

Ed: "I would sweat like a pig. You would sweat like an elephant Ralph."

Ralph: "Oh, you are asking for it Norton."

Ed: "I will remind you of the nickname that you had when you were a hockey goalie in high school. Big Fat Goalie. Hahaha."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
05-31-2021, 11:11 PM
(The NY Islanders beat the Boston Bruins 4-3.)

(Ralph just watched the game at home.)

Ralph (yells): "WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA! HAHAHA! THE ISLANDERS WON!"

Alice: "Ralph, I wish you had more sense. Hollering and hootering at this time of night."

Ralph: "It's my time to howl. The Islanders evened the series. Haha!"

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph-ie boy! What a game. The Islanders tied the series."

Ralph: "Boy Boston has had some bad luck the past two days. The Celtics lost to the Nets and the Bruins lost to the Islanders."

Alice: "You two better calm yourselves down."

Ralph: "I can't wait to rub it in that Joe Fenstablau's face."

Ed: "Here is to that poor, misguided soul: Joe Fenstablau."

Ralph: "I wonder what it is like to drink alcohol from that Stanley Cup."

Alice: "It's a good thing you never won the Cup Ralph in a way."

Ralph: "Are you saying that I get drunk?"

Alice: "Oh no Ralph. I suppose you were sober when you came home from a Raccoon meeting, flung open the window and yelled: 'Hey Mrs. Gallagher, get your cat out of our apartment.' The only thing is that it wasn't her cat. You had yoru Raccoon hat on backwards."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

Ed: "Hey Ralph, considering your huge frame, you must have drank enough beer for ten people."

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
06-03-2021, 10:53 PM
(The Boston Bruins beat the NY Islanders 2-1.)

(Ralph & Ed are in the bus company locker room for lunch.)

Ed: "Gee, what a dissappointing game last night Ralph."

Ralph: "Yes, now the Islanders have to climb out of that two games to one deficit."

Ed: "I thought that they were back in business when they tied it up."

Ralph: "Me too. I hope those Bruins don't think that they will beat our team. The Islanders are going to beat them."

(Joe Fenstablau walks in.)

Joe: "Hey you two. Looks like your team lost last night."

Ralph: "The Islanders will tie it up on Saturday night. When that happens, I will be Mr. Saturday Night."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "Yeah, just like Jackie Gleason."

Ralph: "With this season being the last Islanders season at the Nassau Coliseum, this will be a season to remember."

(They all sing a song about it being a season to remember.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. Coming from Mr. Saturday Night himself, who is me, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
06-05-2021, 10:17 PM
(The NY Islanders beat the Boston Bruins 4-1.)

(Ralph & Ed are at the bowling alley.)

Ralph: "What about last night's hockey game Norton? The Islanders tied it up."

Ed: "Four goals to one. The Islanders really showed the Bruins who is the boss."

Ralph: "Those Islanders only need to win ten more times for them to become Stanley Cup champions."

Ed: "How great would it be if they beat the defending champions, the Tampa Bay Lightning?"

Ralph: "That would be great. I would love for them to be that close to Miami Beach."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "I could have become a hockey player in high school. I loved being on top of all that water that goes into the sewer."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "I was a goalie while playing hockey and I was the first goalie to break the ice."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph: "Ooooooh, you are going to get it Norton. The Islanders need to win to close out their era at the Nassau Coliseum."

Ed (singing): "Glad to see them go/Glad to see them go/I hope the heck they never come back/I am glad to see them go."

Ralph: "Will you shut up Norton? The Islanders new arena is going to be in Belmont Park. The start of a new era."

(Ed blows his nose.)

Ralph: "We need to see game 5 on Monday."

Ed: "We will watch the Islanders win."

(They both sing a song about seeing the Islanders win.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
06-07-2021, 09:29 PM
(The NY Islanders beat the Boston Bruins 5-4.)

(Camera zooms in on 328 Chauncey Street next to the Kramdens window.)

Ralph (from inside, yells): "HEY, THE ISLANDERS OUTLASTED THE BRUINS."

Ed (from inside, yells): "GREAT RALPH. DON'T JUMP UP! I DON'T WANT YOU TO FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR."

(The camera cuts to Ralph & Ed who just watched the game. Alice is right by,)

Ralph: "Boy, those Islanders really showed the Bruins who is the boss. They are practically third round bound now."

Ed: "And it looks like they will play the Lightning."

Ralph: "Would it be ironic if they played the Carolina Hurricanes? After all, we bowl for the Hurricanes Bowling Team. It says so on our jackets. Hurricanes. Hurricanes. How will people know that we are on the Hurricanes?"

Alice: "Just open your mouth."

Ralph: "Ooooooh, you are going to get it Alice."

Ed: "Those Bruins think that they will win. Tough luck for them. Tough luck for Boston too."

Ralph: "I couldn't agree with you more Norton. Time for me to spread the word."

(Ralph goes into the hallway.)

Ralph (yells): "ATTENTION EVERYONE! EVERYBODY IN THE BUILDING! HERE THIS! THE ISLANDERS WON! THEY HAVE A THREE GAME TO TWO ADVANTAGE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE BRUINS...OOOOFFF!"

Garrity (from hallway): "KRAMDEN, WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP?"

(Ralph comes in with pie on his face.)

Ed: "Looks like you can have your pie and EAT it too Ralph."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie, with pie still on his face, walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
06-09-2021, 10:13 PM
(The NY Islanders won the Eastern Conference Semifinals, 4 games to 2, by beating the Boston Bruins 6-2.)

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game in the Nortons apartment.)

Ralph: "Boy, what a game. What a game. The Islanders really scorched the Bruins."

Ed: "Six goals to two. It was a great game."

Ralph: "Now, the Islanders are going to get ready to beat the Tampa Bay Lightning. The defending champs."

Ed: "Those Islanders now have to face the Lightning and have the joy of being in Florida."

Ralph: "Yes. Only several hours away from that action city, Miami Beach."

(Crowds cheer.)

Ed: "Those Islanders are looking to come into their own. I can't wait for the series to start."

Ralph: "Me too. The Lightning are going to get struck. Hahahaha! I think all the Panthers fans are going to be rooting for the Islanders due to the fact that the Lightning beating their Panthers."

Ed: "I wouldn't blame them. The Lightning are not going to win the Stanley Cup in two consecutive years because Lightning doesn't strike twice."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "We should see the night when the Islanders win the Cup if it happens at the Nassau Coliseum. I wonder how good it would be if we walked onto the ice."

Ed: "That wouldn't be good. You would break the ice and we would all drown."

Ralph (yells): "YOU WANT TO GET IT NORTON?"

Ed: "It would be an infamous moment."

Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(The girls try to separate the two.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
06-13-2021, 08:46 PM
(The NY Islanders beat the TB Lightning 2-1.)

(Ralph & Ed are having lunch by Ed’s manhole.)

Ed: “The Islanders are only seven wins away from the Stanley Cup.”

Ralph: “Yes, first time in 38 years boy.”

Ed: “And they would get there by beating the DEFENDING champions, the Lightning.”

Ralph: “This will be revenge for all the times the Lightning beat us.”

Ed: “Good thing it ain’t the Capitals again.”

Ralph: “Yes, I can’t stand meeting those Capitals again.”

Ed: “This was a matchup we wanted to see.”

Ralph: “Yes. The Islanders are a mere four hours away from that fun-and-sun capital of the world, Miami Beach.”

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: “We should introduce ourselves to the Islanders. They play in ice which is frozen water and I work with water in the sewer.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: “What a way for the Islanders to leave the Nassau Coliseum and go into their new arena.”

Ed: “What a way to go out.”

(They both sing a song about the Islanders leaving Nassau.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOID NIGHT!”

Frank Gannucci
06-15-2021, 10:54 PM
(The TB Lightning beat the NY Islanders 4-2.)

(Ralph just heard the result coming home from a Raccoon Lodge meeting. Ed is with him.)

Ralph: "What a lousy game Norton. The Islanders blew a chnace at a two game lead."

Ed: "That is so true Ralph. I wanted the Islanders to win."

Ralph: "Me too. Now, I have to face that Joe Fenstablau tomorrow."

Ed: "That poor, misguided soul Joe Fenstablau."

(Alice comes out.)

Alice: "Hi boys! I suppose you heard the news about the Islanders."

Ralph: "We certainly did. What a lousy game. Hopefully, the Islanders can turn it around. I am so sick of the NY area not getting a championship."

Ed: "We only have three hockey teams, two basketball teams, two football teams, two baseball teams and two soccer teams. We are so screwed."

Alice (sarcastically): "Yeah, we are so screwed."

Ralph: "If I won a champiionship, we would be living on Park Avenue. Wait until you see waht this furniture looks like in a Park Avenue apartment."

Ed: "If I won a championship, I would live in an apartment next to water going into the sewer."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "We can all dream."

(They all sing a song about what it would be like if they won a championship.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
06-17-2021, 11:06 PM
(The TB Lightning beat the NY Islanders 2-1.)

(Ralph & Ed come home on the bus.)

Ralph: "Boy, what a lousy game. The Islanders lost to the Lightning."

Ed: "Ralph, you are right. Now, the Islanders are down two games to one."

Ralph: "To think, they are soooo close to going to the Stanley Cup for the first time since 1983."

Ed: "It would be a shame Ralph if the Lightning spoiled our fun."

Ralph: "Yeah. If those Lightning win and go to the Stanley Cup, I will never hear the end of it from Alice's Mom. She's a Lightning fan. That sneak."

Ed: "All women are beasts."

Ralph: "You can say that again."

Ed: "All women are..."

Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!"

Ed: "You know Ralph, if the Lightning win, it may not be so bad."

Ralph: "What do you mean?"

Ed: "Well they are not scumbags."

(A pause.)

Ralph: "You are a mental case. But, the Islanders I think will end their drought."

(They all sing a song on the bus about the Islanders ending their drought.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
06-19-2021, 11:03 PM
(The NY Islanders beat the TB Lightning 3-2.)

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at the bowling alley.)

Ralph: "What a save Norton. The Islanders have now evened the series."

Ed: "I thought that the Islanders were going to blow this and they didn't. Now, it's a best 2-out-of-3."

Ralph: "You got that right Norton. The Islanders are now six wins away from winning the Cup."

Ed: "What do you think they will fill that cup with milk?"

Ralph: "You certainly are a stupe. They fill it up with soda."

Ed: "Oh, well I would love to be on that team. Imagine being on the ice and hitting the puck. It would be great."

Ralph: "I'm sure you would love it. I played hockey in school and I passed out after running on the ice."

Ed: "That is why they made you The Big Fat Goalie."

Ralph: "Don't remind me Norton."

Ed: "It's a good thing you didn't play on a frozen pond. You would have fell through and frozen to death."

Ralph: "Ooooh, you are going to get it Norton. You are going to get it."

Ed: "I think that the Islanders are going to make history. They are going to advance to the Cup for the first time since 1983."

Ralph: "And win."

Ed: "I don't know about that Ralph."

Ralph: "What do you mean?"

Ed: "The teams out there are tough. They may win the Cup this year and not the Islanders. We might go another year Cup less and you will get a heart attack if that happens."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
06-21-2021, 11:05 PM
(The TB Lightning beat the NY Islanders 8-0.)

(Ralph & Ed meet each other in the poolroom.)

Ralph: "What a lousy, lousy, lousy game for the Islanders last night Norton."

Ed: "Eight goals that the Lightning scored. That wasn't a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ."

Ralph: "You can say that again. Boy, now the Islanders have to win the next two games in order to go to the Cup."

Ed: "Hopefully the Lightning will choke."

Ralph: "I hope so. The NY area team needs another title."

(Harvey and George come by.)

Harvey: "Well Ralph and Ed, looks like your team lost again."

(George laughs.)

Harvey: "I bet that the Lightning will trounce the Islanders."

Ralph: "Oh yeah? Well, we think that the Islanders will win."

Ed: "Yeah we do."

George: "You want to make a bet?"

Ralph: "We certainly do. If the Islanders win, you give us $200 each."

Harvey: "And when the Lightning win, you give us $200 each."

Ralph: "It's a bet."

Harvey: "See ya and if you don't show up with the money, we will come get ya."

(They leave.)

Ralph: "Norton, if the Islanders lose, you got to pay."

Ed: "Why?"

Ralph: "I lost my allowance on Draftkings.com when I bet on last night's game."

Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. The bets that you make are as big as your body."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "'The bets that you make are as big as your body.'"

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
06-23-2021, 11:09 PM
(The NY Islanders beat the TB Lightning 3-2.)

(Ralph & Ed are in the Kramden apartment.)

Ralph: "Hey, the Islanders came through the clutch and won."

Ed: "They squaked by the Lighting Ralph-ie boy."

Alice: "I bet that you two are happy."

Ralph: "We certainly are."

Alice: "Especially since you made that stupid bet with Harvey."

Ralph: "Oh, I bet that Harvey is steaming. Haha!"

Ed: "This maybe the last game at the Nassau Coliseum."

Ralph: "Don't say that. There is the Stanley Cup playoffs. I do hope that the Coliseum still stands after what the fans are doing to the ice."

Alice: "I wonder what is going to happen at the Nassau Coliseum."

Ralph: "Hopefully, it will still stand. They renovated it several years ago."

Ed: "Yeah, tearing it down will be something that an idiot would do."

Ralph: "Yeah, an idiot like you Norton. Not me. I got a big brain in this body."

Alice: "Yeah, your brain is big ans unwidely as your stomach Ralph."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "NORTON, GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Frank Gannucci
06-25-2021, 10:34 PM
(The TB Lightning won the Eastern Conference Finals, 4 games to 3, by beating the NY Islanders 1-0.)

(Ralph & Ed come home all dejected. They greet the girls.)

Ralph: "Hiya girls! What a lousy game. The Islanders lost by one goal."

Ed: "The end of an era. The end of them playing at the Nassau Coliseum."

Trixie: "I bet you boys are all upset."

Alice: "Yeah."

Ralph: "You bet your life we are. We all thought that the Islanders were going to do it and they didn't."

(Alice goes up to Ralph.)

Alice: "Ralph. I know how you must feel. I know how much you wanted the Islanders to win and now you know that it ain't going to happen. There is always next year Ralph and the year after."

Trixie: "I bet that one of your teams will win the Cup."

Ed: "Trixie, you are a wonderful woman."

Ralph: "I guess that you are right. The Lightning are a tough team. They were the better team tonight. Baby, you're the greatest."

(The boys hug their wives.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

Dude111
06-26-2021, 03:56 PM
Wow you sure have been posting alot about Ralph :)

Ah man!!