Frank Gannucci
10-31-2020, 08:04 AM
(Ralph & Ed are at the polls.)
Ralph: "I already know which candidate I am voting for."
Ed: "Me too."
Ralph: "That is the great thing here. Despite all that we are dealing with now, we can still vote."
Ed: "I agree. I am not too sure if I want to vote for a person who wants to be President for the rest of his life."
Ralph: "Me too. That is the great thing about this country. We can vote much like other countries. A lot of people say that our current President and his opponent are BUMS. They are both pretty unlikable."
Ed: "That is true. That is true."
Ralph: "They are also pretty old too. I wonder how much gas they have left in their tanks."
Ed: "Well, I know that YOU have a lot of gas..."
Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT NORTON!"
Ed: "Okay. Now, it is time to go into the voting machines."
(They do. Since Ralph is so fat, he can't fit inside the booth. Ed laughs at Ralph's predictament.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"
(A pause.)
Ralph (yells): "WHAT? I VOTED FOR THE WRONG PERSON FOR PRESIDENT. I NEED A SECOND CHANCE."
Man (yells): "TOO LATE. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, MR KRAMDEN."
Ed: "Think about this Ralph. Your vote can be the deciding factor that causes your guy to lose."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT NORTON! GET OUT NORTON!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Go vote and the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "I already know which candidate I am voting for."
Ed: "Me too."
Ralph: "That is the great thing here. Despite all that we are dealing with now, we can still vote."
Ed: "I agree. I am not too sure if I want to vote for a person who wants to be President for the rest of his life."
Ralph: "Me too. That is the great thing about this country. We can vote much like other countries. A lot of people say that our current President and his opponent are BUMS. They are both pretty unlikable."
Ed: "That is true. That is true."
Ralph: "They are also pretty old too. I wonder how much gas they have left in their tanks."
Ed: "Well, I know that YOU have a lot of gas..."
Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT NORTON!"
Ed: "Okay. Now, it is time to go into the voting machines."
(They do. Since Ralph is so fat, he can't fit inside the booth. Ed laughs at Ralph's predictament.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"
(A pause.)
Ralph (yells): "WHAT? I VOTED FOR THE WRONG PERSON FOR PRESIDENT. I NEED A SECOND CHANCE."
Man (yells): "TOO LATE. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, MR KRAMDEN."
Ed: "Think about this Ralph. Your vote can be the deciding factor that causes your guy to lose."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT NORTON! GET OUT NORTON!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Go vote and the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)