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10-27-2020, 03:33 PM
Post any quotes or lines from My Two Dads.
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View Full Version : My Two Dads Quotes & Lines AB 10-27-2020, 03:33 PM Post any quotes or lines from My Two Dads. AB 10-27-2020, 03:36 PM Ed Klawicki: [after seeing Michael throw a glass of water at Joey's pants] "Michael's got no scruples." Judge Wilbur: "Joey's got wet scruples." AB 10-28-2020, 03:35 PM Joey and the Judge: AB 10-29-2020, 02:36 PM Cory & Joey: MA 10-31-2020, 09:50 AM Michael Taylor: [Michael is trying to get a date with a beautiful woman when Ed sits down beside him with a scorned look] Yes? Ed Klawicki: [accusingly] Don't 'yes' me, you tramp! Who is this woman? Michael Taylor: Wha... whatya mean? What? Ed Klawicki: I thought we had a commitment! Michael Taylor: [Ed's escorting him away] What are you talking...? Ed Klawicki: [to the woman] Love your hair. Joey Harris: [Michael realizes Joey put Ed up to it] No rules! AB 11-04-2020, 06:45 PM Joey, Nicole & Michael: AB 11-04-2020, 06:52 PM Michael: MA 11-07-2020, 04:02 PM Ed Klawicki: [after seeing Michael throw a glass of water at Joey's pants] Michael's got no scruples. Judge Margaret W. Wilbur: Joey's got wet scruples. AB 01-26-2021, 06:12 PM Marcia & Michael: AB 01-26-2021, 06:20 PM Joey: MA 02-06-2021, 01:06 PM Opening narration: "This is me, Nicole Bradford. This is my dad and this is my dad. How did I get two dads? They inherited me. One dad who's down to earth and one dad with his head in the clouds." AB 04-27-2021, 07:07 PM Marcia & Joey: MA 04-29-2021, 03:17 PM Judge Margaret W. Wilbur: [Bull's carrying her around to protect her] Get your meathooks off me, you mutant. AB 05-27-2021, 06:32 PM Joey: MA 05-28-2021, 12:11 PM Nichole: Wasn't that Carrie? Margaret: It's all I've got. I was really popular at school. AB 06-01-2021, 04:47 PM Nicole, Joey & Michael: MA 06-02-2021, 02:25 PM Judge: What she needs is a couple of boobs. (beat) That's you. AB 07-06-2021, 08:01 PM Dave: MA 07-14-2021, 05:56 AM Some lines from the theme song: You can count on me. No matter what you do. You can count on me. No matter where you go. |