Post any quotes or lines from My Two Dads.

Ed Klawicki: [after seeing Michael throw a glass of water at Joey's pants] "Michael's got no scruples."

Judge Wilbur: "Joey's got wet scruples."

Joey and the Judge:

Cory & Joey:

Michael Taylor:
[Michael is trying to get a date with a beautiful woman when Ed sits down beside him with a scorned look] Yes?

Ed Klawicki:
[accusingly] Don't 'yes' me, you tramp! Who is this woman?

Michael Taylor:
Wha... whatya mean? What?

Ed Klawicki:
I thought we had a commitment!

Michael Taylor:
[Ed's escorting him away] What are you talking...?

Ed Klawicki:
[to the woman] Love your hair.

Joey Harris:
[Michael realizes Joey put Ed up to it] No rules!

Joey, Nicole & Michael:

Michael:

Ed Klawicki:
[after seeing Michael throw a glass of water at Joey's pants] Michael's got no scruples.

Judge Margaret W. Wilbur:
Joey's got wet scruples.

Marcia & Michael:

Joey:

Opening narration:

"This is me, Nicole Bradford.
This is my dad and this is my dad.
How did I get two dads? They inherited me.
One dad who's down to earth and one dad with his head in the clouds."

Marcia & Joey:

Judge Margaret W. Wilbur:
[Bull's carrying her around to protect her] Get your meathooks off me, you mutant.

Joey:

Nichole: Wasn't that Carrie?
Margaret: It's all I've got. I was really popular at school.

Nicole, Joey & Michael:

Judge: What she needs is a couple of boobs. (beat) That's you.

Dave:

Some lines from the theme song:

You can count on me.
No matter what you do.
You can count on me.
No matter where you go.