Kate Bradley is a
Really nice woman—runs The
Shady Rest Hotel

Bedloe back in town
With just one thing on his mind
Scrap the Cannonball!

Uncle Joe’s moving
Kind of slow at the Junction...
Petticoat Junction!

Shop at Sam Drucker's
How did his toupee turn green?
The pickle barrel

Homer Bedloe is
A very mean man who wants
To axe Cannonball

Orrin and Bobbie
A bride and a groom to be
Uncle Joe: Not thrilled

Dennis Hopper played
A beatnik who was a jerk
Shown up by Kate well.

"Steam, Cinders, and Smoke"
Pratt and Smoot would sing as well
Plenty of music

Lots of curves you bet
Even more when you get to
The hotel by Kate

Three female siblings
Billie, Bobbie, and Betty
Three colors of hair

Uncle Joe’s moving
Kind of slow. So Kate snaps his
Suspenders on porch.

Hooterville wedding
Who will be tying the knot?
Betty Jo and Steve

Come ride the little
Train that is rolling down the
Track to Kate’s hotel!

I must state that Kate
Is quite great! A really great
Mom to three nice girls.

Steve and Betty Jo
Where will they "feather their nest?"
The little cottage...!

Homer Bedloe
A great big fink. Glad when he
Gets totally owned.

Betty Joe weds Steve
Who are next to be married?
Bobbie and Orrin

Kate Bradley is a
Great character. She’s the glue
Of the show I think.