Frank Gannucci
08-17-2020, 07:19 PM
(The Toronto Raptors best the Brooklyn Nets 136-110.)
(Ralph and Ed are at the bowling alley.)
Ralph: “What a lousy game Norton. The Nets lost badly to the world champion Raptors.”
Ed: “I know Ralph. That was a horrible game. 136 pernts. That wasn’t a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ.”
Ralph: “The Nets best the odds by getting into the playoffs with a losing record.”
Ed: “Well, maybe they will make history by WINNING the NBA title with a losing regular season record.”
Ralph: “That would be something. A case of a team overcoming the odds much like I do every day.”
Ed: “Yeah, you are right Ralph. You beat the odds every time you enter a bus.”
Ralph: “Oooooh, you are going to get it Norton.”
Ed: “Well, the way the Nets played today. It should be expected.”
Ralph: “Why?”
Ed: “With the way, the Nets are playing, they shouldn’t go far.”
Ralph (yells): “GET OUT NORTON! GET OUT!”
(Ed leaves.)
(JACKIE walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph and Ed are at the bowling alley.)
Ralph: “What a lousy game Norton. The Nets lost badly to the world champion Raptors.”
Ed: “I know Ralph. That was a horrible game. 136 pernts. That wasn’t a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ.”
Ralph: “The Nets best the odds by getting into the playoffs with a losing record.”
Ed: “Well, maybe they will make history by WINNING the NBA title with a losing regular season record.”
Ralph: “That would be something. A case of a team overcoming the odds much like I do every day.”
Ed: “Yeah, you are right Ralph. You beat the odds every time you enter a bus.”
Ralph: “Oooooh, you are going to get it Norton.”
Ed: “Well, the way the Nets played today. It should be expected.”
Ralph: “Why?”
Ed: “With the way, the Nets are playing, they shouldn’t go far.”
Ralph (yells): “GET OUT NORTON! GET OUT!”
(Ed leaves.)
(JACKIE walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)