Post quotes and funny lines from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Gina:

Jake:

Rosa & Gina:

Rosa:

Jake: You might wanna stand back for this, sir. It can get pretty intense.
Amy: [YELLING] All right, you mooks, our union health plan has 100% reimbursement for out-of-state ambulance rides. Scully will fake a medical emergency.

Scully: Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one.
Amy: Great. You call an ambulance and have it take us here to Monroe, Louisiana. The ambulance can drive 25 miles over the posted speed limit, so we'll get there by 9:00 p.m. There's a small airport there, mostly servicing crop dusters. Of course, they can't take passengers, but thanks to a loophole in H.R. 377551, police officers are allowed to commandeer any plane in the interest of national security. The crop duster will land at an airstrip outside of Finksburg, Maryland. We'll take a cab to Baltimore, jump on the 6:48 a.m. train to New York, arriving at 9:26. Kevin will meet us at Penn Station with a fresh Captain's uniform. From there, it's a 29-minute cab ride to One Police Plaza. You change on the way, and we should get to your meeting with five minutes to spare. Stop clapping, you idiots! We gotta move, move, move!
Jake: I love her.

Terry:

A Terry quote:

Captain Holt: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch: Calling me the devil? How original, Raymond.
Captain Ray Holt: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

Amy Santiago: "NYPD, freeze! We are work colleagues!"
Jake Peralta: "You're under arrest! This is a work event!"

“I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.” – Sergeant Jeffords

Rosa: “A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell."

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Jake:

Jake Peralta:

Jake:

Rosa:

“Love, it sustains you. It’s like oatmeal.”

- Raymond Holt, 'Brooklyn 99'.

Jake:

“Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.”

– Jake Peralta

Jake:

Madeline Wuntch: “Sticks and stones, Raymond.”
Captain Holt: “Describing your breakfast?”

Amy:

“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.” – Gina Linetti

Amy & Jake:

Cory: It was like taking candy from a baby.
Sergeant Jeffords: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!

Rosa:

Gina:

More Gina:

Rosa: And when this is over, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to break those little fingers.
Judge: Ms. Diaz, please stop threatening the stenographer!

Jake:

More Jake quotes:

Doug Judy:

Rosa: I never bring in Arlo.
Jake: Who?

Captain Holt:

Rosa:

Jake:

Rosa:

“I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.” — Sergeant Terry Jeffords