View Full Version : Things you'd never hear on The Facts of Life


RetroGuy2000
08-12-2020, 03:36 PM
Felice: I had plenty of lines in this episode!

:lol:

OH Nuts!
08-12-2020, 04:41 PM
Jo: I just love bring a girlie girl!

80s Dude
08-12-2020, 04:58 PM
Blair: I am going to the "Save the whales" rally instead of Bloomingdales.

RetroGuy2000
08-12-2020, 05:03 PM
Good ones!

80s Dude
08-12-2020, 06:42 PM
Mr: Bradley: "Edna, you are right. What the hell was I thinking?"

valentina warner
08-12-2020, 06:59 PM
BLAIR: i am poor now (daddy gambled all his money) but who cares?????

JO: i have decided to become a beautician after graduation.

NATALIE: i have a something to announce.... I am a lesbian!!!!!

TOOTIE: i'm going into politics!!!! I've decided to be the next president of the UNITED STATES!

NANCY: i want to be the next mother Teresa.... I want to become a nun!!!!!

SUE ANN: i'm going to be an astronaut and fly into space!!!!

CINDY: I became a millionaire overnight!!!!! I married a prince and now i'm the new princess of Monaco!!!!!

MOLLY: after giving birth to 5 children, i think it is only fair for me to do only house chores. My husband can got to work instead.

And lastly,

MRS G: i have an announcement to make.... I work as a stripper in a night club!!!!!


What do you think of it, Retro?

80s Dude
08-12-2020, 07:54 PM
Beverly Ann: "I can't think of any long stories to tell."

Natalie: "People who laugh at their own jokes get on my nerves."

Impressions
08-12-2020, 08:26 PM
Blair: "I've ran out of brilliant ideas."
Tootie: "Forget Jermaine Jackson. Michael Jackson is my idol."
Jo: "I have no idea how to fix this motorcycle!"
Natalie: "I'd rather be a skinny pencil than a happy magic marker."
Mrs. G: "I've decided to use my advice giving gifts and become a sex therapist."
Andy: "I'm gay!"
Beverly Ann: "I took a solemn oath to my husband to never get divorced!"
Cindy: "I was voted the least athletic this year!"
Sue Ann: "I got the highest IQ score this year! Guess what? I'm joining MENSA!"
Nancy: "Roger can go to hell."
Molly: "Women's place is in the home!"
Pippa: "I'm not really from Australia. That was a fake accent I was pulling on you guys."
George: "I'm actually a big movie star."

Lorimar Television
08-12-2020, 10:07 PM
Blair: Sue Ann, I would never make fun of your backside

RetroGuy2000
08-12-2020, 10:38 PM
Oh my gosh, guys. These are ALL great!

But my favorite is:


Molly: "Women's place is in the home!"


:lol:

80s Dude
08-13-2020, 08:05 AM
Oh my gosh, guys. These are ALL great!

But my favorite is:



:lol:

I can't see neither Molly Parker nor Molly Ringwald ever saying that.

OH Nuts!
08-13-2020, 08:54 AM
I can't see neither Molly Parker nor Molly Ringwald ever saying that.

Blair: Let’s go shopping for dresses at KMart.

RetroGuy2000
08-13-2020, 12:09 PM
Blair: Let’s go shopping for dresses at KMart.

Haha! Never happen. :lol:

OH Nuts!
08-13-2020, 01:46 PM
Haha! Never happen. :lol:

:lol: You got that right. Even Bergdoff’s would be slumming for Blair!

FOL-FAN-ITA
08-14-2020, 03:45 AM
Mr. Parker: Edna, I give you a pay raise :lol:

RetroGuy2000
08-14-2020, 03:24 PM
Mr. Parker: Edna, I give you a pay raise :lol:

:lol:

RetroGuy2000
08-14-2020, 03:25 PM
Margo: Jo, let's be besties!

valentina warner
08-14-2020, 05:22 PM
Mr. Parker: Edna, I give you a pay raise :



But he DID give her a raise: remember on the episode 'Give and take' in season 3?

:hello:hello:hello:hello:hello:hello:hello:hello:hello:hello:hello:hello:hello:hello:hello

80s Dude
08-14-2020, 05:42 PM
Miss Mahoney: What a wild date I had last night!

80s Dude
08-14-2020, 05:42 PM
Cindy: I am such a girly girl.

RetroGuy2000
08-14-2020, 05:53 PM
But he DID give her a raise: remember on the episode 'Give and take' in season 3?

Only after she said she'd otherwise be eating dog food!

RetroGuy2000
08-14-2020, 05:54 PM
Miss Mahoney: What a wild date I had last night!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

RetroGuy2000
08-14-2020, 05:54 PM
Cindy: Come here, Arnold; I want to give you a big smooch!

OH Nuts!
08-14-2020, 06:07 PM
Jo to Blair: Let’s go to Gucci; I’m dying for their perfume—it goes really well my jeans.

valentina warner
08-14-2020, 06:09 PM
Cindy: Come here, Arnold; I want to give you a big smooch!



Hey that's a good one Retro! (It was on the episode 'Rough housing' that CINDY said to ARNOLD that she wasn't into kissing ha ha!)

:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

RetroGuy2000
08-14-2020, 06:13 PM
Jo to Blair: Let’s go to Gucci; I’m dying for their perfume—it goes really well my jeans.

:lol::lol:

FOL-FAN-ITA
08-14-2020, 07:15 PM
But he DID give her a raise: remember on the episode 'Give and take' in season 3

But then he treated her badly during second half of season 4/start of season 5 :lol::lol:

valentina warner
08-14-2020, 07:36 PM
But then he treated her badly during second half of season 4/start of season 5 :lol::lol:




You're right: i was just thinking about the episode 'Brave new world' (from season 5) where MR PARKER tells MRS G that she wasn't a professional cook and kept changing his orders just to annoy her!

:smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash:

RetroGuy2000
08-14-2020, 08:55 PM
Jo: Come here, Roy; I want to give you a big smooch!

valentina warner
08-15-2020, 05:32 PM
Jo: Come here, Roy; I want to give you a big smooch!




Oh my god that would never happen! (only if JO loses her memory lol!)

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Impressions
08-18-2020, 06:55 PM
Miss Mahoney: "Ok, girls, today's lesson is to show you how to properly do a lap dance."
Blair: "I'm no longer a virgin. Steve and I did it in the back of his van."
Jo: "I'm a pod person and I'm going to go back to my home planet now."
Mrs. Garrett: "I burned down my shop, damn it!"

RetroGuy2000
08-18-2020, 07:04 PM
:brent

valentina warner
08-19-2020, 12:51 PM
Miss Mahoney: "Ok, girls, today's lesson is to show you how to properly do a lap dance."
Blair: "I'm no longer a virgin. Steve and I did it in the back of his van."
Jo: "I'm a pod person and I'm going to go back to my home planet now."
Mrs. Garrett: "I burned down my shop, damn it!"




Love your comments Impressions!!!!!

:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap

OH Nuts!
08-19-2020, 03:36 PM
Jo to Blair: You are so deep and profound!

valentina warner
08-19-2020, 06:57 PM
Jo to Blair: You are so deep and profound!



That's one of the things that always bugged me from JO: she kept calling BLAIR shallow, when we all know she's much more than that!!!!! (i found that very offensive if you ask me)!!!!!!

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