View Full Version : Let's start again..Division made up Bloopers!!!!
NMK_GG_FAN 07-01-2002, 12:00 PM It's been awhile since we've done this, and I thought it was loads of fun...lets start again!!
heres one
Raina-...India Arie concert
Cap-goooood
[stare..burst out laughing}
Cap-haha sorry sorry Let's do that over
Jinny-They are a bunch of Teddy's
Cap-uhh nancy your suppose to say they're a bunch of Tommy's
Nancy-haha yea sorry
Cap-we can see whose on your mind..haha
Director-Cut
they're bad, but im sure u guys can come up with good ones!
TeddyisMINE!!!! 07-01-2002, 04:16 PM those were funny! okey dokey,here's my stab at it,probably
gonna suck,though.....
*Made up Scene*
Nancy: Hey,Nora
Nora: Hey,Inspector
Lisa:how long he been dead?
Nora:any where from 6 to 12 hours,as far as I can tell now
Lisa: *neals down to get a closer look*
Dude laying on the ground: *grabs Lisa * Boo!!
Lisa: *screams, looses her balance & falls on him*
Nancy: *cracks up8 I couldn't have done it better myself!! *helps the dude up*
dude: thankyou,thank you *bows* my forty bucks please?
Nancy: here ya go *pays the dude*
Director: Cut!Nancy! damn it,will ya stop with the pranks,wher on a schedule her! *starts laughing*
Nancy: *still laughing* I'm sorry it was just too good to pass up!
tell me what cha think
JDS84 07-01-2002, 07:20 PM I thought they were both funny. :lol:
Jinny Girl 07-01-2002, 10:38 PM moo
NMK_GG_FAN 07-01-2002, 10:44 PM Heres more~!
(not from any paticular Episode)
Cd-{kidding}u want some of me (draws her fist)
Nate-actually I do
cd-uh...thats not in the script
Nate-uh...its not...oops sorry
that was stupid sorry
Jinny_JoFan 07-01-2002, 10:52 PM lol here
bonnie: *sitting at her desk at end of episode*
jinny: * walks in cracking up, and points to bonnie* hehe..
SHE JUST FARTED
GIRLS giving Mag pre/ wedding presents.. skip to kate
magda: woohoo.. cap thanx
kate: *looks around with grin on her face* what? i stained
them, so i figured i give it to her.. something new rite.?
jinny, cd, mag and raina: *stop grinning*
lol gross.. i know
Ewan's My Man 07-02-2002, 12:48 PM Those are good!! I'm not even gonna attempt at writing one...
Jinny Girl 07-02-2002, 02:23 PM *any scene*
Jinny: *standing outside of stall in bafroom and mags in there* Hurry up mag, we have to go now!
Magda: I'm trying Jinny, the zippers stuck!
Jinny: *walkes towards door so she can either help or get magda to go faster.*
Magda: GOT IT! *opens door and hits Jinny in face.*
Jinny: *falls backwards and trips over bench, and hits head on lockers.* Lisa you... MORON.
Magda:... Can we do that over?
NMK_GG_FAN 07-02-2002, 05:11 PM That was great!
Heres another one
Mag-It's the first time..you know he saw me
Jinny-hahahahahaha
Mag-its not funny jin
Jinny-hahahahaha
Mag-Nancy say ur line
Jinny-hahah I cant hahahaha
Mag-I no it is funny haha
(both have tears forming in their eyes)
Director-Nancy and Lisa if you cant act like mature adults then we wont do this scene
Nancy-haha sorry sorry
Director- Just hope this behavior doesnt happen when YOU direct full moon!! Now let's start over
kinda sucked but oh well...I took a chance!
EwansGirl 07-09-2002, 09:17 PM ok im gonna try...
Mag&Jinny: *walking toward dead body*
Manager Lady: *tries to catch up with them but hit a laundry cart and rolls into them instead, knocking the two women off their feet*
*they land on the body*
Nancy: does it have to be so bloody? *sits up*
Lisa: *glares at manager lady*
ManagerLady: what? I tripped.
Body: GET OFF ME!!!
Swimfan85 07-09-2002, 11:18 PM Jinny: Look buddy I have PMS and a *trys to get her gun buts its missing* not a gun but PMS IS MORE POWERFUL THEN ANY GUN!...
*fishes through the trash looking for the gun* O hey I found my lucky tube sock
Director: CUT! TAKE 200000000000000000000000000000
TeddyisMINE!!!! 07-10-2002, 11:17 AM Hehe,these are hilarious,I'm gonna do some more........
*intervention*
John Jr: Sure she drinks ! She drinks like fish! Who doesn't.....
*Cracks up*
Director: Cut!! Nancy stop making fish faces,please.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Red ridinghood scene*
Nancy: Once opon a time there was a cop named Little Red,Little Red did patrol in the hood wich is a really funky part of town....
Ben: Whats funky?
Nancy: Um...uh..nasty.Anyways....anyways.... damn! whats my line?!
Ben: Nancy! Lisa, Nancy said a bad word!
Lisa: Nancy,watch your mouth.
Director: Cut!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Jinny/Cap moment in the episode where Jin shot the cop*
Bonnie: You're here late.
Nancy: Yeah I had a uh... *walks into office,trips and falls flat on her face*
Bonnie: *rushes over to her* Are you ok?!
Nancy: my nose hurts.
Bonnie: *Cracks up*
Nancy: Shut up,and help me up!
Bonnie: Yes sir! *helps her up*
Director: Cut! *laughing* Nancy are you ok?
tdluver 07-10-2002, 11:53 AM :lol: :lol: :lol:
NMK_GG_FAN 07-11-2002, 12:33 AM heres one
Jinny-can we give this another chance?
Teddy-I duno it's it's too damn hard
jnny-life is hard
teddy-no u make it hard..[silence] ur soo beautiful
jinny-huh?..ur not suppose to say that
jay-really? {laughs} sorry just thinking out loud
nancy-so u think im pretty huh?
jay-would u like to go out after taping
nancy-sure
director-what in the heck are you too DOING?..lets get bck to our jobs please?
jay-sry
nancy-sry
80skid 07-11-2002, 11:00 PM Okay, I'm going to try this...
Jinny: Do you remember taking your first drink?
John: Actually I do, me and my buddies, we stole a six pack, and we drank behind the corner store. We threw up all over the place.
Nancy: Eww! That's gross!
Director: Nancy, that's not in the script.
Nancy: But it's GROSS!
Director: Cut. Take 6.
Teddy: You all set for tomorrow night?
Jinny: I have my bullet proof vest polished if that's what you mean.
Teddy: Come on, Jinny.
Jinny: Oh, yes. Actually... I bought a dress.
Teddy: You did?
Jinny: There is no guarantee, however, that I am going to wear it.
Jay: What do you mean, you're not going to wear anything?
*Nancy cracks up.*
Jay: Wait... that's not my line. Can we start over?
Swimfan85 07-12-2002, 11:05 AM :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
these are great!
LiLCaptAinKaTe06 07-17-2002, 01:11 AM Well alright......Im going to try this.... I can't promise anything because I think I suck at writing but...oh well......if ya'll hate them you can ban me off the boards forever! lol
Kate is seated at her desk in her office going through some papers when Ross comes in. Kate looks up from her papers at the noise of the door opening.
Kate: *smiles* Well hi ross
Ross: Hey pretty lady.
Kate:What are you doing here?
Ross: Just in the neighborhood
Kate: Oh, Why were you in this neighborhood?..
Ross: Cant a man come see his beautiful girlfriend
Kate:Well I guess you could.
*ross makes a face and Bonnie busts out laughing*
director: CUT! Bonnie,that is NOT in the script!
Bonnie:*still laughing*Sorry!
********************************************
Alright I know that was totally STUPID....SORRY!
********************************************
Kate is in her office when Raina comes in.
Raina:Theres a case you need to check out down on 4th street.Its a double homocide.
Kate:Alright, tell Magda and Jinny,they should go with.
Raina:They already know.
Kate: alright
*kate puts her coat on and drives down to the crime scene with Magda and Jinny. Theres silence the whole way there. They finally arrive. Jinny and Magda step out of the car, then Kate*
Kate:Magda go check things out over there, Jinny go see how things are a little ways down.
Jinny:what, I Dont get to play with the bodies?!
Kate: your discusting Jinny
Jinny:Thank you!
*Kate begins to walk towards the bodys,but trips and falls flat on her butt*
Bonnie: Damn the stupid heels!!!!!
*Magda and Jinny bust out laughing*
Nancy:*Still laughing* Are you ok Bonnie?
Driectors cut: Bonnie.....you've done every other scene in heels....and that was NOT in the script!
********************************************
OK! THeyre hella lame!!!!! heh......its ok dont say theyre good kuz.....they suck! none of my "Creative juices" are flowing tonight...lol
********************************************
BonniesLilCutiePie 07-17-2002, 10:04 AM OMG Jasmine! Those were hillarious! Espically the one about Bonnie in her heels! :lol:
bonnie_fan 07-17-2002, 09:40 PM I love those Bonnie bloopers! I seriously don't see how she does it in those heels!
I bet they do make faces at each other though, like in the scenes where Haysbert is talking to Kate about something serious and they focus on Haysbert for a minute while he's talking and Kate is probably sitting there making faces and when they focus on her he does the same thing. HAHA
BonniesLilCutiePie 07-18-2002, 01:09 PM How does Bonnie do it in heels?
LiLCaptAinKaTe06 07-19-2002, 06:36 PM Bonnies just got talent! lol its actually not that hard to do stuff in heels...I can run in Stelettos(excuse my spelling..lol)..its not that hard at all lol and Bonnie can do like anything,shes bonnie! and yeah they probably do make faces at eachother, Ill bet Nancy and Bonnie make faces at eachother alot...*thinks* lol ok toodles ya'll!
BonniesLilCutiePie 07-20-2002, 04:01 PM You got that right! She is talented! I can run in SOME of my heels! :lol: I'll bet they make faces at each other a lot. Espically Bonnie and Nancy. I'll bet. :lol:
LiLCaptAinKaTe06 07-21-2002, 07:39 PM LoL I can just imagine it now....Bonnie screwing something up becuase Nancy was making faces at her..lol...running in heels is easy......heh.....lol
BonniesLilCutiePie 07-21-2002, 09:28 PM I know what you mean! I can too! :lol: :lol:
Ewan's My Man 07-21-2002, 10:06 PM Okies, um, first off, this is the bloopers topic, so, why are we gettin into a page long discussion about Bonnie running in heels? And how's she so talented b/c she can?! :confused:
*Marilyn Monroe* 07-21-2002, 11:37 PM Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
Okies, um, first off, this is the bloopers topic, so, why are we gettin into a page long discussion about Bonnie in heels? And how's she so talented b/c she can?! :confused:
I was wondering the same thing.
BonniesLilCutiePie 07-22-2002, 03:28 PM We didn't mean to get off topic, and Bonnie is a very talented lasy in many ways! :D
LiLCaptAinKaTe06 07-22-2002, 08:53 PM I belive a blooper was written about Bonnie running in heels...hehe sorry I get off topic very easily.....perhaps we should get back to writing the "bloopers"....
BonniesLilCutiePie 07-22-2002, 11:17 PM Yeah. You're right. That would probably be a good idea. Wouldn't it? :lol:
BonniesLilCutiePie 07-30-2002, 12:12 PM Does anyone have any good bloopers today?
Iliveforjayandnancy 07-30-2002, 05:05 PM This one takes place in The First Hit's Free, baby when there talking in the parking lot.
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *pause* Doesn't change anything *long pause* Yeah... That's what I thought.
Teddy: Ooooooook Jinny is PMSING.
Jinny: (Yelling at Teddy) Yeah I am, wanna make something of it!!!!
Teddy: YEAH! They both grab each other and start to make out in the middle of the parking lot.
Director: Cut, (they keep going) CUT (they keep going) HEY! (they ignore him) I GIVE UP! Director walks away, leaving Jinny and Teddy to what they were doing. Teddy and Jinny laugh together with Jinny on top of Teddy.
Jinny: We got him good huh? She says cracking up.
Teddy: Yeah we did!! They both laugh and get up.
BonniesLilCutiePie 07-31-2002, 09:38 AM :lol: LOL! :lol:
Iliveforjayandnancy 07-31-2002, 02:59 PM I thought that was really funny I didn't expect it to come out as funny as it did! lol
BonniesLilCutiePie 07-31-2002, 03:22 PM Lol :happyface
Diamond_Dust 07-31-2002, 05:02 PM Okayzies, you guys, It is I, Kenzie Rogers! (Do ya remember?) Oh, well, I'm back and I have now a new name! Anywayz... Since y'all are writin' bloopers and my brain was fryin' in the 110 degree Oklahoma sunlight while at marching band practice since seven thirty this morning... I'm off-topic! Back on... I love writing bloopers and now I'll add one.
In the scene in Full Moon when Jin and Teddy are talking and the camera does that weird little thingy that makes me dizzy. :crazy:
Nancy: Maybe we should just shake hands and leave it at that.
Jay: (Looks at her for a minute then just kisses her.)
Nancy: You... s... Okay! Let's go! (She hits the floor and pulls Jay down by his tie.)
I know... Totally lame... I'm gonna go soak my feet in cold water and get the swelling down........ :wave:
BonniesLilCutiePie 07-31-2002, 09:28 PM That wasn't lame at all!
EwansGirl 08-01-2002, 12:30 AM GOTTA DO THIS!! all rocky horror fans will know why... it's that scene in full moon where they are talking and the "freaks" walk by. Those freaks are rocky horror picture show characters.
Cd & Nate: *talking*
RiffRaff: *dumps some water on cd's head* you're all wet...
Cd: yes... it's raining...
Columbia: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!
Rocky: *comes in in gold shiny underwear
Kate: *comes out of her office* the rocky horror revival is down the street guys...
*the characters leave*
ok im done. i hope at least some of u get it...
BonniesLilCutiePie 08-01-2002, 10:48 AM I think I get it. A little.
TeddyisMINE!!!! 08-01-2002, 11:35 AM Ewansgirl,
that was hilarious!:lol: :lol:
Okay,I'm gonna do 1 more........
*made up scene*
Jinny and Magda are arresting a guy,and they have their guns out.
Lisa: * accidently pulls the trigger.*
Guy: *grabs Nancy,and pulls her out of the way.*
Lisa: Oops,sorry! Is everybody okay?
Guy: Yeah,fine.
Nancy: Yeah,thanx to him.......Lisa are you nuts or something?!
Director: Cut! Somebody get that thing away from her,before she kills somebody!
Lisa: I said I was sorry! Geez,It was accident!.
okay,that probably sucked.
BonniesLilCutiePie 08-01-2002, 01:24 PM That was hillarious! :lol:
Iliveforjayandnancy 08-01-2002, 02:21 PM I wanted to do something like that about her pulling her out of the way, but you beat me to it! lol It's awesome anyways!!!! Great blooper. Writting these bloopers are fun!
BonniesLilCutiePie 08-01-2002, 03:46 PM I know what you mean! It is fun! It's just that all the bloopers I think up sound so corny and lame to me. Oh well! :p :wave:
Iliveforjayandnancy 08-01-2002, 04:12 PM There not lame!!!! So stop it!!! :lol: :D :wave:
BonniesLilCutiePie 08-02-2002, 02:44 PM Keep up the good work! They are not lame! They are great!
Tazdevil31389 08-29-2002, 06:36 PM Here's one that I have. It may suck a little bit. This is from the episode about the plastic surgery. Jinny and Magda are investigating the girl with messed up lips:
Jinny: What 's wrong with your lips?
(Woman removes her scarf)
Jinny: Good god!!! What the--!
Mag:Nancy! that's not in the script!!
Nancy: Wow! Looks like someone ran over your lips with a tractor!
Lisa: Nancy!!!
Woman: Nancy!!!
Director: Nancy!!!
Nancy: But... well,..... she... I know it's just make-up but...... Boy, I'm in trouble. Sorry I
(Everyone is staring at her) okay this is kind of akward. I'm just gonna go to the trailer.( leaves)
Sorry it sucks. I tried
Iliveforjayandnancy 08-29-2002, 06:42 PM I thought that was really funny and really cute lol I will write some as soon as they pop in my head! lol My last one was pretty kool I think lol
BonniesLilCutiePie 08-29-2002, 06:58 PM I love all these bloopers that you guys write and make up. They are so funny! I can't wait to read another. :lol:
Yankee Girl 08-29-2002, 10:01 PM Originally posted by BonniesLilCutiePie
They are so funny! I can't wait to read another. :lol:
I think that's a hint guys for MORE! :D
Yankee Girl 08-30-2002, 12:22 AM Oh what the heck, I'll give it a try....it's gonna suck though
Season Finale when the Temple explodes and they show the door where CD and Nate are supposed to come out.
*they show the door, it's supposed to open, still filming from the outside you hear*
Jon: I can't get the door!
Tracey: What?
Jon: *trying not to laugh* the door is stuck, Tracey, i can't..it won't open
Tracey: *laughing*
Director: Okay! Cut! NANCY!!!
Rhiannon 08-30-2002, 04:51 PM It's the episode with the hijacked bus, and Kate just went inside to talk to Edgar
Kate: OK Edgar, you know what? I am sick of your ****. We know you aren't going to do anything major so just give me the plastic gun...
Edgar: Oh yeah? That's what you think?
Kate: Yeah. I do.
Edgar: Well....
Kate: Slaps Edgar and says, "I told you to give me the damn gun!"
Raina: Captain, was that legit?
Kate: I don't know but I just did it
Haysbert: *comes running up to bus and steps up but misses the first step* **** I ripped my damn pants
CD: **** I thought that was a damn earthquake
BonniesLilCutiePie 08-30-2002, 05:24 PM I lufed them! Here's another hint! MORE! :lol: :crazy: :D
Iliveforjayandnancy 08-30-2002, 07:08 PM *During the episode of Faces in the Crowd*- My version lol
Jinny: Is sitting at the outside cafe' with her breakfast burrito. Magda is seated next to her. Jinny hears a noise. She looks up and sees a guy trying to break into someone's car. She shakes her head slightly, and looks back down to her burrito. She picks it up with two hands, and takes a big bite.*
Magda: Um, Nancy what are you doing? You missed your cue.
Jinny: And what was that?
Magda: You know. You run up to him, with your gun drawn and do the whole "S.F.P.D. Freeze" thing.
*Jinny talking with her mouth full.*
Jinny: Oh yeah that's right! HaHa Oh well, you take over.
Magda: Huh? What are you talking about?
*Jinny swallows what was in her mouth, and takes another bite. She talks with a full mouth once again*
Jinny: You heard me Lisa, you handle this. This burrito is too good!! Hey uh director, can I get another one of these?
Director: NANCY!
*The Director pulls out a fake gun and yells to Nancy.*
Director: Drop the burrito and put your hands where I can see them.
Nancy: You'll have to shoot me first!
Director: Ok.
*He shoots her, and a flag comes out the other end, that says BAM. They all crack up.*
Director: Ok let's try that again shall we?
I know that stunk, it sounded better in my head...like everything else I write! lol
Rhiannon 08-30-2002, 11:16 PM I lufed them! Here's another hint! MORE!
Maybe if you could spell and/or if you'd write your own damn bloopers
BonniesLilCutiePie 09-04-2002, 01:43 PM I am not trying to be rude or anything, but I DO know how to spell.
*Marilyn Monroe* 09-04-2002, 05:08 PM Originally posted by Starfish22
Maybe if you could spell and/or if you'd write your own damn bloopers
Geez! Little harsh, yet again, arent you?? Lay off!! She spelled some things wrong, get over it!
BonniesLilCutiePie 09-04-2002, 05:12 PM Thank you Kayla. I'm glad some people are being nice to me now.
Iliveforjayandnancy 09-04-2002, 05:12 PM Can someone please post a blooper, before this whole topic turns into being about Bonnieslilcutiepie like the other one?
BonniesLilCutiePie 09-04-2002, 05:19 PM That is a good idea.
Rhiannon 09-04-2002, 08:18 PM Originally posted by Iliveforjayandnancy
Can someone please post a blooper, before this whole topic turns into being about Bonnieslilcutiepie like the other one?
I guess so. Wouldn't want to ruin another perfect board.
BonniesLilCutiePie 09-04-2002, 09:01 PM Thank you. :happyface
jinnygirl2005 09-24-2002, 04:06 PM i dunno if anyone reads these anymore. but here we go......
the ep faces in the crowd jinny just heard a noise when she and teddy were "sleeping" together...
Jinny walking down the hall and into the kitchen, checks the window and puts it down on her way back to the bed room in the living room she glances at the couch..
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, Oh My Lord, what are youu doing there!!!!!" she screams Jay comes running out of the room "Nancy are you ok?
"well gabe is just there and hes kinda not in this scene or ep, sooo.."
"Jose why are you here?"
"the dicator told me to come freak nancy out for all her pranks"
"well it worked"
#1fan 09-24-2002, 07:39 PM That was good!!! lol post more
Rhiannon 09-24-2002, 08:14 PM That was funny :)
BonniesLilCutiePie 09-28-2002, 11:17 PM I like it! :) I love it! :D I want some more of it! :lol:
jinnygirl2005 09-30-2002, 04:16 PM you know some people should post there own :D
but heres another one i kinda like i don't know about you guys
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(ep: season fanile of season2 when Jinny confronted her father at the poker table. and is still shuffling the cards.)
Jinny stands up "no Dad!"and throws the cards as she turns around
"owww!!!"the guy who palys casey yells "God nancy throw them in my face!"
"oh my gosh i'm so sorry are you ok?!?!?!'"
she runs over to the other end of the poker table to see if her costar is ok.
"Nance, thats the second time you've done that! aim better!"
"I need a 5 minute break so i don't kill anyone!" she says as she walks off the set
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
wow that suxed
Rhiannon 09-30-2002, 05:07 PM ok it's like season 2 finale when the chruch is getting ready to explode, but the bomb goes off before it's supposed to
Director: Damnit! That's the 5th one that's gone off before the right time! Who the hell is in charge here?!
Stupid, yes I know
BonniesLilCutiePie 09-30-2002, 07:27 PM That was funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
jinnygirl2005 10-02-2002, 04:07 PM well it looks like starfish22 and i are the only ones posting but her it is anywho
season 1 finale and casey just brought out the big box of booze.
Mag: no in these are the bottles that we found hidden in your car and your apartment and at work!
jinny looks at one of the half full bottles and says
"i was wondering were that went!"
picks it up and just starts chugging when she finshes she looks around the room "oops, oh yeah, hmmmm go on with what you were saying"
i think others should try this *hint hint nuge nuge cough cough*
BonniesLilCutiePie 10-02-2002, 05:38 PM Hey! I am still posting! See, I just posted! :lol:
Rhiannon 10-02-2002, 08:57 PM She meant we are the only ones posting bloopers
jinnygirl2005, that was funny!
BonniesLilCutiePie 10-02-2002, 09:04 PM Oh okay well I suck at them so :lol: :D
Iliveforjayandnancy 11-08-2002, 11:22 PM FINALLY I found this post! lol I've been dying to find it so I could post a blooper I made up. hehehe So anyways here it is:
*At the beginning of a Priori when Jinny is talking to the guy about her shirt.*
Jinny: No I asked if you could get the stain out.
Man: Mam, we did the best we could.
Jinny No, you made it worse. Now it's the size of Lake Michigan.
Man: Mam, we did our best, anymore and you destroy the color.
Jinny: Yeah well you're gonna pay for your best cuz this thing is now ruined. You owe me 72 bucks.
Man: Look lady I'm sorry you feel that way, but there's no way...
Jinny: You know what I'm a cop. And unless you want this place gone over with a fine tooth comb for work place violations, I suggest...
Man: No, that won't be necassary. We'll be happy to do your order over again. We'll get the stain out once and for all, or I will gladly pay for it.
Jinny: Now see there? that's all I was looking for, a little can do attitude.
\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ BLOOPER \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
Jinny grabs her coffee, AND her shirt and heads for the door. She makes it all the way to the dumpster and throws out her coffee before she realizes what she did. She runs back to the cleaners.
Nancy: Oh s***, I was suppose to leave the shirt here wasn't I?
Director: Um yes Nancy you were.
(laughing so hard he's holding his side)
Nancy: How far were you going to let me get before I realized what I did?
Director Um I DON'T KNOW! But that was hillarious. Ok, ok, I've got my composure back... I think... let's do that again.
Nancy: Gee I'm glad you got a laugh at my expense!
Director: I'm glad too! (starts laughing hysterically all over again), Now (laughs) can we just please (laughing) do that again!
Nancy: How I chucked my coffee in the dumpster already? HEY! Gimmie yours! *Nancy runs for the Director who has a cup of coffee in his hand. Director runs, and Nancy's still chasing him.*
Director: You can't have my coffee! (he says while running)
Nancy: Relax I'm not gonna drink it, I'm just gonna use it has a prop.
*Director & Nancy continue running.*
Director: No you can't have it, you got Jo germs!
*Nancy buckles over in laughter, and falls to the floor.*
Director laughing in between words, says: That's a wrap for he day! I need some sleep, everyone GO HOME!
THE END RETARDLY STUPID, I know! But had to try.
jinnygirl2005 11-09-2002, 01:34 PM lol that was great!!
well this one is going to be a continue of yours.
After Jinny throws away her coffee (or directors coffee;) )
she heard the man calling for help, she goes and does the scene and shots the cop and trys to get the other guy. then she goes to the man she shot and goes to kick the gun out of reach, but what she doesn't know is that there was a puddle and she fell right on her ass.
"oooowwwwww that hurt like a mother!"
the cop: "are you ok, that was priceless"
says as he laughs.
Jay Harrington come up behind her after nancy stood up
"here let me help."
he rubs her bum.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
yeah stupid i know, but it looks like nancy is not having a good day, why do we pick on her....oh well it's funny, and the odd thing is i can really see her doing all this.
Iliveforjayandnancy 11-09-2002, 03:03 PM HAHAHA OMG that was too funny! lol Good thing we all love Nancy otherwise if she were readin this she would think we were picking on her. HEHEHHE But we're not. lol
Rhiannon 11-24-2002, 09:25 PM Yeah that was pretty funny! I think we just need some new episodes to help with ideas! thank God it's less than 2 months now
jinnygirl2005 12-05-2002, 04:49 PM i got one!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Full moon
the director is sitting in his chair, Nancy comes up and taps him on the shoulder
"move over."
he looks up at her
"What?"
"You heard me move it! Guess who is directing this show?"
"oh god help us!
yeah i know it's small and dumb but oh well
Bonnie Is Great! 01-07-2003, 01:24 AM This takes place right after Jinny AA meeting in last night's show.
Jinny sees Jack, and f ollows him into the bathroom. She shuts the door, and they start kissing, and tearing at each others cloths. Jinny puches Jace hard up against the sink.
Dean:Ouch!!
Director: Cut, Nancy could ya try not hurting the guess stars?
Nancy: Sorry, I guess I got a little carried away.
============================================
Okay this next one is just sceens that I am makeing up.
Jack comes home, and has a present for Jinny. She opens it, and sees that it is a red nightgown, and a long red robe. They start to Kiss.
Nancy adlibs: I can play Lois to your SuperMan...
Diector: Cut...(laughs) Nancy those aren't your lines.
Nancy: I know I just thought that the fans might enjoy it. I mean after all he DID play superman, and all.
A little later Jinny is unbuttoning Jack's pants and then unzips his pants.
Jinny: It's a bird....it's a plan....No no wait it's........
Director: Cut....Nancy......
Nancy: I know I know it's not my line.
At the Division the next day...The Director is talking to both Bonnie, and Lisa. Then he tells them to take there places for the sceen.
Diector: Action..
Kate: (she walks out of her office, and looks around TD, and she looks right at Magda, and says), Were's Jinny?
Magda: Umm... well you see Cap she is with her "Superman"! They are ate lunch.
Kate: Oh will tell Lois that when she gets back I want to see her in my office. ( Kate walks back into her office.)
Nancy: (From off stage) Hey Why do they get to say that stuff those aren't even their lines...I was the one who started it.
Director: Got Ya!!! Those are from all the other times that you have done pranks on us! (Everyine starts laughing)
Nancy: Good one, but I still have more up my sleave! HAHA
okay will I know that thoses sucked, but I tired. LOL I hope you enjoy.
Rhiannon 01-07-2003, 11:17 PM um, if there weren't so many mistakes it'd be funny
jinnygirl2005 01-08-2003, 08:22 PM I liked the "It's a bird it's a plane one" haha.....
I'm trying to think of some....
oh i got one that I wish would happen!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
when Ronnie and Jinny are talking in the hospital.
Ronnie: I did that already.
Jinny: yeah well...bi*** (punches her right in the face.)
Director: Cut!!! Nancy what the hell?
Nancy: sorry it just seemed like Jinny would do!
Director: Well Jinny broke her nose!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
yeah that sucked oh well
Rhiannon 01-08-2003, 08:29 PM Ronnie sucks
jinnygirl2005 01-08-2003, 09:09 PM yes she does!
I watched my IP of Nancy and i saw the girl who played her and I couldn't help but hink that I hate her so much...
I mean what?
Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan 05-17-2003, 06:53 PM I got another one.
*FAKE EPSIODE*
(Kates office. Jinny, Magda, and Kate.)
MAGDA: That means....?
KATE: She's dead. *pause* She's DEAD! *pause*(AS ACTRES WHO PLAYS KATE): Nancy, that's you!
NANCY (AS JINNY): Oh, sorry. (laughs) I had "The Facts of Life." song in my head.
MAGDA (LISA; LOOKING UP AT CELING): Lord, help us!
NANCY: Shut- up. Lisa! (laughs) I happen to be very proud of that show I was on.
ACTRESS WHO PLAYS KATE: I'm happy for ya, but be very proud of THIS show!
ANOTHER ONE:
(JINY AND MAGDA RUNNING OUTSIDE. JINNY <NANCY> TRIPS. SHE PUSHES HERSELF BACK UP, SMILES INTO THE CAMERA, THEN RUNS BACK TO WHERE THEY STARTED RUNNING, THEN TRIPS AGAIN.)
Stupid, I know. But what do you think of these?
|