I saw this post in the Facts of LIfe message board & I thought it would be fun to try here.

Here's some lines u wouldn't hear the TC people say-

Jack- "Well girls, actually I knew that it wasn't a big misunderstanding after all...I just didn't want to say anything."

Janet- "Man, Larry & Mr. Furley are sooo sexy!"

Chrissy- " I was the class valedictorian at my high school."

Mrs. Roper- "Not tonight Stanley. I have a headache."

Mr. Furley- "I think my outfit is a bit too flashy..."

OK, now everybody else, please post some more!

Larry: i'm sick of girls!

Mr. Roper: Let's go into the bedroom, Helen!!

Jack - "I know you're in the mood for love tonight girls, but I'd rather keep our relationship strictly platonic."

Chrissy - "Do you think Heideger is really an existentialist or does he just claim to be? And what about Nietche's idea of the superman?"

Mr. Furley or Mr. Roper - "Jack, you know I'd let you live here with two girls even if you weren't gay."

Janet: Come on Jack, into the bedroom!!

I'm dead, can't think of more. :p

Chrissy: "2 times 2 is 4, you know."

Larry: "Girls? Pshaw. Who needs 'em?"

Funny topic, btw!!:)

Janet: Let's go into the kitchen and start cooking, Jack.

Chrissy: My real father is the Professor from Gilligan's Island!

Mrs. Roper: Stanley kept me all night!

Mr. Furley: I want a pet dog just like my brother's!

Larry: I'm gonna become a monk.

Jack: Girls, I think I'll watch Name That Tune right now. We can take a shower together at another time.

Lana: Forget Jack! Ralph is my big daddy!

Mr. Angelino: Your late with the rent, Tripper? I'll give you a loan then.

Jack:Let's face it girls,I can't cook worth beans!

Janet:Aaachoo!!!Durn allergies!I shoulda listen to my parents
and joined the Marine Corps instead of being a florist!

Chrissy:Have you ever considered the resemblance of Gilligan's
Island to the satirical work of Rablaise and Swift?

Cindy:I hate UCLA,I'm gonna transfer to the University of Washington!

Terri:Nursing school?Nah,I got all that information from sitting
on the couch and watching Emergency!

Stanley:Helen,I have an idea,let's sell the tv and get a new
car and move to the country!

Helen:This is too much!

Mr.Furley:Guess what?I just was voted the sexiest man in LA!

If you're easily offended, don't read. It's all in good fun, and I don't mean any of it! Read the title of the post. ;)

Jack: Hey Furley, how about we crack open a bottle of Jack Daniels in your apartment and get wild!

Janet: I feel like I could just streak the streets of Santa Monica!

Chrissy: Hey everyone, I just won 20 grand on Jeopordy!
Janet: Who did you sleep with? The producer? The director?
Jack: Alex Trebeck!?!?!?
Chrissy: No one. I used my brain!

Thta's all I can think of for now. More later!