OH Nuts!
07-16-2020, 01:07 AM
Blanche to Harry: You’re the sweetest and most generous man I know!
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View Full Version : Things You’d Never Hear on Burns & Allen OH Nuts! 07-16-2020, 01:07 AM Blanche to Harry: You’re the sweetest and most generous man I know! PracTz 07-16-2020, 01:05 PM George: Say Goodnight, Gracie! Gracie: Goodnight, Gracie! (Even though the above's long since been considered the archtypical close for the show, Gracie NEVER actually said 'Goodnight, Gracie' but would just reply with a surprisingly bashful 'Goodnight' to the audience) OH Nuts! 07-16-2020, 04:59 PM George to Harry von Zell: I’d never ever fire you! stevea 07-24-2020, 11:44 PM George: I'm sick of my magic TV. I'm gonna throw it out the window. OH Nuts! 07-25-2020, 12:21 AM George: I sing better than Frank Sinatra! stevea 07-25-2020, 01:23 AM George: I'm sick of these cigars. I'm giving up smoking. OH Nuts! 07-27-2020, 01:47 PM George: Harry you’re getting a BIG FAT raise. PracTz 07-30-2020, 11:39 AM Harry: Jack Benny's just offered me double your salary so I QUIT! OH Nuts! 07-31-2020, 07:57 AM Harry: Jack Benny's just offered me double your salary so I QUIT! (Good one!) Gracie: I’m really going to gaslight everybody by making perfect sense today! stevea 09-16-2020, 05:38 PM Ronnie: Mother, you confuse the daylights out of me! OH Nuts! 09-16-2020, 07:44 PM Gracie: I hate gaslighting people with my illogic logic. PracTz 09-17-2020, 12:54 PM George: Ronnie, you may not be anywhere as handsome as me but folks tune in because you've got more wit, humor and personality in your little finger than I do in my whole body! OH Nuts! 09-17-2020, 02:46 PM Harry: A $40,000 mink for the most beautiful wife in the world! Sal 10-13-2020, 09:46 AM Gracie: Say Goodnight, George! OH Nuts! 10-20-2020, 10:06 PM Harry to George: shove it George....because...I’m firing YOU. Hasty la vista baby! stevea 12-15-2020, 01:40 PM Harry Morton: George, I know all about that magic TV in your den. So no more spying on us! OH Nuts! 12-16-2020, 03:34 PM George: O G Gracie, you’re starting to make perfect sense to me—I hope I’m not getting Alzheimer’s. stevea 12-23-2020, 09:56 AM George: Ronnie, when your mother is talking crazy, just tell her she's a ditz! PracTz 12-23-2020, 10:13 AM Gracie: Everyone who's met Ronnie knows he gets his madcap humor and unique logic from ME! OH Nuts! 12-24-2020, 08:28 AM Ronnie: No more girl chasing for me-I want to settle down to a domineering ball and chain. PracTz 12-25-2020, 10:51 AM Ronnie: I want to marry a girl just like the girl who married dear old Dad! OH Nuts! 12-25-2020, 11:54 AM Ronnie: Girls are boring Nansei 04-17-2021, 06:53 PM Harry Morton: "I simply adore my brother in law!" OH Nuts! 04-21-2021, 08:23 PM George & Gracie: No more Carnation Milk commercials on our show! stevea 04-24-2021, 11:49 PM George: Harry, here's a lifetime contract. It means I'll never fire you. OH Nuts! 04-24-2021, 11:52 PM George: Gracie, you’re making perfect sense! stevea 06-19-2021, 07:46 PM George: I know you need help with your trigonometry, Ronnie, but I don't have time right now. Why don't you ask your mother? |