Stores and other businesses are supposed to be opening soon! My neighbor was telling me that she heard a mall that was near us was already open! Anyway ,I called to find out if it was true , and a recording came on and they are not yet open as of now!

Here is the funny part the recording said " we are currently not open, if you are having an emergency, please hang up and call 911" ! I was like WHAT ???? Now who is going to call a mall if they are having an emergency ?? I think I'm having a heart attack , I think I'll call the mall! Somebody's breaking into my house, I better call the mall!! :lol:

This just totally struck me funny, I been laughing about it for over an hour!:D I really needed a good laugh! Is it just me or is this really silly and dumb ? :crazy::D

Only thing that makes sense is that some malls do have an Urgent Care or some other health clinic inside. I don’t know if the mall you called does.

Stores and other businesses are supposed to be opening soon! My neighbor was telling me that she heard a mall that was near us was already open! Anyway ,I called to find out if it was true , and a recording came on and they are not yet open as of now!

Here is the funny part the recording said " we are currently not open, if you are having an emergency, please hang up and call 911" ! I was like WHAT ???? Now who is going to call a mall if they are having an emergency ?? I think I'm having a heart attack , I think I'll call the mall! Somebody's breaking into my house, I better call the mall!! :lol:

This just totally struck me funny, I been laughing about it for over an hour!:D I really needed a good laugh! Is it just me or is this really silly and dumb ? :crazy::D
HELP! Mall police, there is a masked gunman in my house! HELP A.S.A.P.!!! :lol:

Only thing that makes sense is that some malls do have an Urgent Care or some other health clinic inside. I don’t know if the mall you called does.


No! It doesn't ! :D

HELP! Mall police, there is a masked gunman in my house! HELP A.S.A.P.!!! :lol:

Yeah, call Paul Blart , the mall cop !! :lol:

And it definitely was the right number , I didn't dial a medical facility by mistake, the recording started out with " You have reached the Glendale Galleria " !;)

“911? Help! I need an Auntie Anne's pretzel IMMEDIATELY!”

“911? Help! I need an Auntie Anne's pretzel IMMEDIATELY!”


Yeah, I was thinking something like that too !! :lol: A diva type young girl frantic because she needs a new dress and pair of shoes ASAP from Bloomingdales and finds out they aren't open " This is a crime, I'm calling 911"!! :D

Stores and other businesses are supposed to be opening soon! My neighbor was telling me that she heard a mall that was near us was already open! Anyway ,I called to find out if it was true , and a recording came on and they are not yet open as of now!

Here is the funny part the recording said " we are currently not open, if you are having an emergency, please hang up and call 911" ! I was like WHAT ???? Now who is going to call a mall if they are having an emergency ?? I think I'm having a heart attack , I think I'll call the mall! Somebody's breaking into my house, I better call the mall!! :lol:

This just totally struck me funny, I been laughing about it for over an hour!:D I really needed a good laugh! Is it just me or is this really silly and dumb ? :crazy::D

I'm sure the police will be thrilled to hear this. :lol:

Stores and other businesses are supposed to be opening soon! My neighbor was telling me that she heard a mall that was near us was already open! Anyway ,I called to find out if it was true , and a recording came on and they are not yet open as of now!

Here is the funny part the recording said " we are currently not open, if you are having an emergency, please hang up and call 911" ! I was like WHAT ???? Now who is going to call a mall if they are having an emergency ?? I think I'm having a heart attack , I think I'll call the mall! Somebody's breaking into my house, I better call the mall!! :lol:

This just totally struck me funny, I been laughing about it for over an hour!:D I really needed a good laugh! Is it just me or is this really silly and dumb ? :crazy::D


sound like a recording for a doctors office lol

This mall in now open !!!:)

And JC Penney is safe ! The JCP in there wasn't on the doomed list !! :):clap: