This was in my sig but TJ told me to shorten my sig so I'll put it here.ENJOY!

The Chanukah Song Part 3
By John-Paul Vitale as sung by Adam Sandler

"Okay Well as you know I’m a jew and there are tons of jews in the biz…Showbiz that is well anyway…”

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's yet another list of people who are Jewish just like you and me

Natalie Portman that’s not her real name that is 100% true
Britney Spears is in the non-jew hall of fame whoo-hoo

Jerry Seinfeld
Paul Reiser
Helen Hunt might be Jewish (She plays one on TV)
Also add my friend Gordan’s Mommy
Hank Azaria might be Jewish
Louise Lasser might be too
Put them both together what an ugly-ass Jew!

You don't need a Christmas tree or lights well yes you do

Mark Wiener he’s a Jew too
(Starts to laugh)
haha Weiner!
His name is Weiner!

(Starts to sing again)

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, Guess what he still ain’t a Jew (Of course he might have killed one)
Woody Allen is Jewish
Yogi Bear is not
But don’t fret like PPaters (Is he Jewish?)
Ann Landers (She’s dead) Is his favorite Jewish pet!
Boris Thomashefsky…I have no clue who the hell he is but I think he might be Jewish

Some people think that Will Smith is
Well he's not, but guess who is
LeeLee Sobieski (Jet Ski)
So many Jews are in showbiz
Ain’t that great?
Tara Lipinski isn’t That god damn cheap skate!

Tell your friend Monica (Is Courtney Cox Jewish?)
It's time to celebrate Chanukah (Shari Lewis was Jewish)
I hope I get a harmonicah (Monica)
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah (Get drunk Ted Kennedy!)
And smoke your marijuanikah (Like Osama Bin Laden)
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah everybody!

Dude, you deserve a slap! That "song" is so not-funny that it's unbelievable. Give it up!

Personally, I think it's mean! Making fun of a holiday like that. People have feelings you know.

2 words: BS.

Sitcomwriter, you are a complete ass hole. And by the way, I come from Jewish heritage.

SITCOMWRITER YOU ARE A RACIST LITTLE TWIT!!!!!!!!!!

You a poo covered moose antler wrapped with Reynold's wrap shiny foil baked in a gas oven until you explode all over your mommie. d00d...your a foo'.

That's so mean. It's fine for Adam Sandler to sing it b/c...like...he's Jewish.

AND his song isn't as racist as that is!

Get a life! Nobody likes you!! Why do you keep posting such insulting things?

sitcomwriter id love to insult ur religion sometime...i mean u insulted mine....

Originally posted by Rosa Blasi Rulz
Personally, I think it's mean! Making fun of a holiday like that. People have feelings you know.

Wow......... harsh. My best friend is Jewish.... you're just... ugh, nevermind. Not even worth it!

That really is a distasteful song. I don't know if you thought you were impressing somebody by posting that, but I don't think making fun of a religion is funny. I'm not Jewish, but you don't see me writing up distasteful songs about the religion. I'm not sure how old you are. If you are 12 or 13, you ought to be old enough to know what you are doing. It's not funny to me, and it sure doesn't sound funny to the other people that have posted in this topic. What are you going to do next? Are you going to write a song about a person in a wheelchair? Do you think that would be funny? Would you think writing a song about somebody in a wheelchair would be funny? I hope you don't act this much like an ass in real life.

Hey Sitcmon writer...

your an ass......

Originally posted by Jenny
If you are 12 or 13, you ought to be old enough to know what you are doing.

Guess what, he's almost 15 years old. I'm almost 15 and I certainly don't act like that.

Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock
sitcomwriter id love to insult ur religion sometime...i mean u insulted mine....


Ok, so, like it was a big deal in the beginning, but NOW I'm finding out that one of the many ppl you were insulting was my sista?????????????????? NOBODY DISSES MY SISTA!!! *runs after you with my pan and beats you to the ground till you are nothing more then dust* :livid: :angryfire :smash: :angryfire :livid:

Why do you do things like that? The boards are supposed to be a place to come and talk about things, NOT to be insulted for your own sick, twisted, perverted, insulting pleasure. Will you answer me one single damn question? WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK WHEN YOU KNOW WE ALL HATE YOU? Don't you get it? Why don't you change after you get banned? Did you kno that there is a fan club called the I HATE JOHN-PAUL (IHJP) club? Don't you get it? Why are some ppl so ignorant?

God, I REALLY hate some ppl

Originally posted by Gregorio


Guess what, he's almost 15 years old. I'm almost 15 and I certainly don't act like that.

He's 15?! Well, I'm certainly glad to know that not all 15 year olds act like he does.

i feel bad for you. i mean you thought that you were writning something funny. but unfortunetly you ofended people and defeated the purpose of the song.. TO STAY IN RYTHEM!!!!!
i am sure that Adam would NEVER say those things and if he did, he would at least keep it in time with his original music.

i am sorry if i hurt your feelings in any way (i have taken verbal abuse on other messege boards and i know how it can hurt) i just wanted to let you know how i felt.
i hope that you have a nice day and work on that comedy in a few years, you might actually have something!

Sorry guys I thought it was funny.I didn't mean to be offencive to Jewish people in any way.Sorry...

Originally posted by KDluvsChachi
i am sorry if i hurt your feelings in any way (i have taken verbal abuse on other messege boards and i know how it can hurt)

He don't kno wut those are. If he does he doesn't treat other ppl like they have em. And don't think that we just read one thing he read posted and all of a sudden we hate him. He's posted perverted pictures, made fun of serious stuff (9/11), insults ppl, and the list goes on...

Kerri and I decided this chat was too good to pass up from posting so here ya go (this was to "talk" about his behavior on this topic):

O, for those of u who don't kno
ActorDg-John-Paul (Sitcomwriter)
Pal2125-Kerri-Blair n' Jo Rock
Lavenderangel7-ME!

OnlineHost: *** You are in "rar". ***
OnlineHost: Now you can chat privately with AOL and Internet users (Keyword to: aol://1722:Internetuser).
ActorDg: New Rules when talking to me:If you insult,make fun of or hurt me in anyway I will ban you for the time beng or forever depending on how bad you hurt me
ActorDg: In a chat room
Pal2125: ban me from wut
ActorDg: I'll gie you 3 strikes if you make fun of me
ActorDg: Of you get 3 strikes I leave the room!
Pal2125: like u cud ban me from a chat? riiite
Pal2125: thatd be so sad...look...me n laur wanna set one thing straight...we wanna kno why ur still at the boards
Lavenderangel7: yes....we wanna kno
Pal2125: enlighten us
Lavenderangel7: yup, i have a while, im waitin for music to download
ActorDg: I loe it there
ActorDg: love
ActorDg: Sure I'm the most mature but I cope with the fact that other people don't behae as well as I do
Pal2125: ooo thatz funny...ur mature? right...look ur prob the most immature person there..so why dont u just leave and find a new board
ActorDg: behave
Lavenderangel7: u think u are the most mature? exxxxxcuse me, but have u read ur topics? ur insulting?
ActorDg: 1 strike
ActorDg: 2 strikes
Pal2125: *shakes head*
ActorDg: How am I insulting
ActorDg: ?
Pal2125: hannukah song for one thing...
Lavenderangel7: yea, that's insulting to Jewish ppl!!!!!!!! u insulted my sista!!!
ActorDg: How was it IMO?
ActorDg: I was just trying to be funny and didn't mean to be insulting?
ActorDg: I like Jewish people
Pal2125: mazel tov.
ActorDg: HELL I'm in love with Natalie Portman!
ActorDg: How was it insulting?
Pal2125: and u wish u live in syosset dont u
ActorDg: yes
Pal2125: u wish u went to the same hs she went to dont u..
Lavenderangel7: maybe it's just her body u love, since u OBVIOUSLY love her in lingerie
Pal2125: ugh.
ActorDg: Serious HOW was the song insulting?
Lavenderangel7: does this sound familiar: "Wanna see me umm naked? boop-boop-pee-doop" that's just...ugh
ActorDg: It was the same as the real song
Pal2125: u kno i even have the yrbook with her pic from senior year...annnd uuuu dont
ActorDg: I was just giving the advice most guys would like
Pal2125: ugh
Lavenderangel7: no, it wasn't
ActorDg: 2 1/2 strikes
Pal2125: it was insulting because it was makin funna the religion!!!!!!!!! is it that hard to see??!?! i mean its not even close to hannukah and i have no idea why u posted it!
Lavenderangel7: ur song was insulting and U AREN'T JEWISH! it's fine for Adam Sandler to do somethin less insulting
ActorDg: Oh ok
ActorDg: I thought it was great
ActorDg: But who cares
Pal2125: and also..
Lavenderangel7: PPL DO CARE!
ActorDg: I'm just trying to be liked!
Pal2125: wuts wit the pic in ur siggy tryin to tempt amanda to eat meat...thats just hilarious
Pal2125: thats NOT the way to do it.
ActorDg: I know
ActorDg: It was funny
ActorDg: I thought she'd get a kick out of it!
ActorDg: I'm just "being real" sorry
Pal2125: see...its too late for u to try and fit it now. so i think it wud be a fabulous idea for u to leave the s/o boards and find new mbs and try to be liked there
Lavenderangel7: ppl don't like u!! u've already blown it!! now ur just gettin ppl more annoyed
Pal2125: *in
ActorDg: No
ActorDg: you guys are so immature :sad: 3 Strikes!

You know I know you said you were sorry, but still you shouldn't say that. I mean over 6 million Jews, including gypsies, homosexuals, Germans, Austrians, Czechs, Russians and POLES were killed in WWII due to antisemitism. You know how that makes me fell with all those concentration camps that were spread all across my country during WWII? And now they are all abandoned and still haunt my people til this day? Some people don't even want to go near Central or Eastern Europe because of all of the suffering and killing that went on and left those countries to fall to communism unlike countries like England or France or Italy. Just leave us alone and watch out what you say because one day you could be killed in the real world for saying such things. And that's life. There's no backspace. It's permanent.

I say it again I'm sorry.I still don't see anything offencive about the song (OJ must have killed a Jew? Yeah I almost didn't put that there...)

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
You know I know you said you were sorry, but still you shouldn't say that. I mean over 6 million Jews, including gypsies, homosexuals, Germans, Austrians, Czechs, Russians and POLES were killed in WWII due to antisemitism. You know how that makes me fell with all those concentration camps that were spread all across my country during WWII? And now they are all abandoned and still haunt my people til this day? Some people don't even want to go near Central or Eastern Europe because of all of the suffering and killing that went on and left those countries to fall to communism unlike countries like England or France or Italy. Just leave us alone and watch out what you say because one day you could be killed in the real world for saying such things. And that's life. There's no backspace. It's permanent.

*claps* BRAVO! THAT WAS AWESOME CHRIS!! VERY WELL-SAID!!

And Sitcomwriter, he's right, it's permanent.

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
I say it again I'm sorry.I still don't see anything offencive about the song (OJ must have killed a Jew? Yeah I almost didn't put that there...)

And by the way, the person you are talking about has the same last name as me and I'm not Jewish.

I'm going to stop replying to this post I just want us alll to be best friends again :crying:


Goodbye

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
I'm going to stop replying to this post I just want us alll to be best friends again :crying:


Goodbye

DUDE... no one ever liked you!! We all hated you from day 1... i hated you when I got here... i even stood up for you @ first...but afterwards, wow, i found out u were an ass...and you seem to flaunt it?

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
I'm going to stop replying to this post I just want us alll to be best friends again :crying:

Goodbye

This really makes me mad! nobody ever liked you! nobody was ever your friend and the way you act now nobody ever will be!!!! If you can find one person who is your friend then I will be wondering how much money you gave the person to say he or she was your friend. I don't understand how you can't understand that!!! That thing you posted was rude and offensive and you can't even see that! You always appologize about all the stuff you do on the boards and then turn around and do it again! Your such an idiot its unbelievable! Why can't you just GO AWAY!!?!?!?! ugh but obviously you like to make us all miserable so you keep coming back. Oh and one more thing you think you are mature!? ROTFLMAO I never heard something more ridiculous in my life. oh and one more time in case you didn't see NOBODY ON THESE BOARDS ARE YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!

SitcomWriter, I don't want to be mean to you but the simple fact is that nobody here likes you! Personally I think you know that and you are just posting stupid, offensive comments to try'n get a reaction out of people.
Maybe you were just trying to make people laugh with that song but it doesn't matter what you say cos noone is gonna change their minds about you. Personally, when I came here at first I thought that people were a little harsh with you but now I can see why. God only knows how you were allowed back on the boards after being banned. Why don't you just go to some other website where you actually have a chance at making some friends?!

I mean, i have a sick sense of humor and I would think that was funny, if it was funnier, but that's just like stupid. It's not funny at all.

Sitcomwriter, I think a 3 day old baby is more mature then you are! You are a sick, perverted person! We were NEVER friends with you!!! We were just trying to be nice if we even said anything nice way back when!! You pretty much offend/disgust/annoy everyone!! I'm sorry, but if you're trying to be nice andw ell liked, you're doing a really really really really really really (did I mention REALLY) BAD job at it!! Why don't you just give up and leave us alone!!

you're very disrespectful! thatys all ill say! :mad:

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
I'm going to stop replying to this post I just want us alll to be best friends again :crying:


Goodbye

Best friends? Excuse me while I go laugh. You have done NOTHING to earn being any of our friends, let alone get off our hate list. Don't you get it? You've blown it, and you continue to blow it with all these rude and offensive posts. You can't start over here, so just go find a new message board where you can start fresh. If not, GROW UP and stop posting such crude and offensive and disgusting posts. My god you're so dense.