Dizzy Gracie
Confuses everyone
With her “odd” logic

George Burns likes to smoke
Cigars and ad lib onstage
Quite a good straight man.

Harry Von Zell gets
Confused by Gracie AND George
Sometimes fires him too.

Ronnie’s girl crazy
Always chasing after a
Gal who is shapely.

Blanche really wants
A mink. Fat chance she gets
It from cheap husband.

Gracie’s logic drives
Many crazy. Only George
Seems to take in stride

Blanche really wants a
Mink coat. Will cheapskate Harry
Ever buy one for Blanche?

Carnation Milk was
A sponsor. George and Gracie
Use it on the show.

George’s monologues
Are endearing. As he tells
Us Gracie’s scheming.

Daffy Gracie can
Drive all around her crazy
Except George and Blanche!

Gracie is a riot
Really knows how to screw things
Up and drive you nuts!

Gracie’s goose is cooked!
Will the Burns have Thanksgiving?
Only Gracie Knows!