Felix is a neat
Freak. Oscar is a big slob
Opposites attract!

Murray's nose is big
Oscar says know what that means
Murray says I wish

(Thanks for reviving this!)

Felix the clean freak
Drives Oscar and others nuts
With non-stop scrubbing

Myrna is nasal
She's Oscar's secretary
She comes from the Bronx

Myrna Turner IS
Indeed nasal. Later on
She becomes Laverne!

Felix likes opera
Oscar knows Richard Fredericks
Mean Rigoletto

Is it a bird? Or
A plane or flock of geese?
It’s Felix honking!

Oscar likes horses
Felix cleans everything
Now horses stalls too

Pushover Pages takes
On used cars, but takes a lot
Off the sticker price

Oscar is a slob
Felix is a big neat freak
Makes a damn good show

The Pigeon Sisters
And don't forget Miriam
Will a wedding come?

Oscar loves all sports
Felix would much rather cook
Oscar eats con game

Splint McCullough fights
Felix locks up his bad back
Hits Oscar instead