I am paralized. I need a good lawyer to defend me because I am sueing Jenny C for shooting me. If you're a really good lawyer and are free, please help me out. I also need a judge and 12 jurors. We're going to have a trial and if you have AIM, that would be perfect. I have yet to set the dates, but I'd really appreciate it if you helped me. JENNY SHOT ME AND LEFT ME PARALIZED. I AM SUEING FOR $3 million!!! So if your interested, tell me please.

Here's the recreation of the crime:

Tonight I logged on to AIM and was chatting with some few lucky people when who else but Jenny IM's me with this.

Jos the bomb: *shoots Chirs*
Jos the bomb: LOLOL
Jos the bomb: I'm the first to :p
Kris494: OMG
Kris494: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Kris494: *dies*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: OMG!!!!! JENNY, A KILLER????????????
Kris494: im telling everyone
Jos the bomb: LOL
Kris494: oh your in trouble
Jos the bomb: No more rumors about me on Sitcomsonline!!!!!
Kris494: im taking you to court

It was so :crying: painful. Please help me out and lets lock up this lunatic in jail!

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
I am paralized. I need a good lawyer to defend me because I am sueing Jenny C for shooting me. If you're a really good lawyer and are free, please help me out. I also need a judge and 12 jurors. We're going to have a trial and if you have AIM, that would be perfect. I have yet to set the dates, but I'd really appreciate it if you helped me. JENNY SHOT ME AND LEFT ME PARALIZED. I AM SUEING FOR $3 million!!! So if your interested, tell me please.

Here's the recreation of the crime:

Tonight I logged on to AIM and was chatting with some few lucky people when who else but Jenny IM's me with this.

Jos the bomb: *shoots Chirs*
Jos the bomb: LOLOL
Jos the bomb: I'm the first to :p
Kris494: OMG
Kris494: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Kris494: *dies*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: OMG!!!!! JENNY, A KILLER????????????
Kris494: im telling everyone
Jos the bomb: LOL
Kris494: oh your in trouble
Jos the bomb: No more rumors about me on Sitcomsonline!!!!!
Kris494: im taking you to court

It was so :crying: painful. Please help me out and lets lock up this lunatic in jail! LOLOL! :lol:

*coughs...* Chris, I'm afriad you left out the REST of the conversation....


The part where you handed me a gun and TOLD me to shoot you, lol.

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
LOLOL! :lol:

*coughs...* Chris, I'm afriad you left out the REST of the conversation....


The part where you handed me a gun and TOLD me to shoot you, lol.

I'm afraid your delirious. People always make stuff up after a crime. And I am paralized for life! You get to skip to Dairy Queen on your fancy NY streets why I will spend the rest of my life laying in a bed watching endless reruns of FOL and ALF. Plus, I have nothing else to say. I'm too weak.....

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


I'm afraid your delirious. People always make stuff up after a crime. And I am paralized for life! You get to skip to Dairy Queen on your fancy NY streets why I will spend the rest of my life laying in a bed watching endless reruns of FOL and ALF. Plus, I have nothing else to say. I'm too weak..... New Yorkers do not SKIP to Dairy Queen, LOLOL. :lol:

Excuses, excuses, excuses... :nonono:

Here's MY side of the story with the COMPLETE conversation.....


Kris494: *Hands Jenny a gun*
Kris494: Shoot me
Kris494: I've handed mnay people guns before but no one has shot me
Jos the bomb: *shoots Chirs*
Jos the bomb: LOLOL
Jos the bomb: I'm the first to
Kris494: OMG
Kris494: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Kris494: *dies*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: OMG!!!!! JENNY, A KILLER????????????
Kris494: im telling everyone
Jos the bomb: LOL
Kris494: oh your in trouble
Jos the bomb: No more rumors about me on Sitcomsonline!!!!!
Kris494: im taking you to court


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Take notice of his first two lines....

Kris494: *Hands Jenny a gun*
Kris494: Shoot me

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Here's MY side of the story with the COMPLETE conversation.....


Kris494: *Hands Jenny a gun*
Kris494: Shoot me
Kris494: I've handed mnay people guns before but no one has shot me
Jos the bomb: *shoots Chirs*
Jos the bomb: LOLOL
Jos the bomb: I'm the first to
Kris494: OMG
Kris494: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Kris494: *dies*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: *and again*
Kris494: OMG!!!!! JENNY, A KILLER????????????
Kris494: im telling everyone
Jos the bomb: LOL
Kris494: oh your in trouble
Jos the bomb: No more rumors about me on Sitcomsonline!!!!!
Kris494: im taking you to court


----------------------------------------------------

Take notice of his first two lines....

Kris494: *Hands Jenny a gun*
Kris494: Shoot me

*cough* *moans* I don't keep guns in my house. *Grabs leg and starts to cry*

LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


*cough* *moans* I don't keep guns in my house. *Grabs leg and starts to cry*

LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! I sent the conversation to Jeff, so, there's my witness.

Guys, guys, guys.......

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
Guys, guys, guys.......

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Oh Caitlin. You gotta supposrt me. I can hardly *cough* move. :(

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


Oh Caitlin. You gotta supposrt me. I can hardly *cough* move. :(

Nah, you obviously can move your fingers if you keep posting!

sorry, but this deserves a big fat :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
sorry, but this deserves a big fat :rolleyes:

*gasps*

YAY KARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
*gasps*
YAY KARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shhhhhhhh* I only do it in certain situations... don't go telling everyone...k?

I'm a great lawyer and I'm free!

i agree wit karly.....:rolleyes:

oh yeah i was a lawyer in our mock trial and i wanna be a lawyer so if any one needs help lettme know! Lol ! Lillybug66@aol.com

I want to be a lawyer too...im me at cheers4manyyears...

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
sorry, but this deserves a big fat :rolleyes:

:eek:.......................................................:(



Originally posted by Tibby Tibby2
i agree wit karly..... :rolleyes:

:eek:......................................................:crying:

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl


Nah, you obviously can move your fingers if you keep posting!

:( You now what? I'm stripping my honor as an official eye rooler!!!

Gracias chica... :crying:

Chris, I'll be your lawyer!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY tells me to be a lawyer!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Ya betta kno my IM

Ok, the trial is on Monday, June 24th at 8/7/6/5 o'clock, depending on your time zone. I have a judge (Leigh Ann) and an attorney (Justin). All I need are 12 jurors. So far I have:

1. Ben (Dr. Fraiser Crane aka Cheers4ManyYears)
2. Kaitlyn (Roxie Rickman aka IronPixie1)
3. Lauren (Ewan's my man aka Lavenderangel7)
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

I need more. If you wanna be a juror, just say so and I'll add you to my list!

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
I need more. If you wanna be a juror, just say so and I'll add you to my list!

I'll be a juror.

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


I'm afraid your delirious. People always make stuff up after a crime. And I am paralized for life! You get to skip to Dairy Queen on your fancy NY streets why I will spend the rest of my life laying in a bed watching endless reruns of FOL and ALF. Plus, I have nothing else to say. I'm too weak.....


...What's wrong with that? Dairy Queen stinks and she will have to walk to get there. YOU, on the other hand, will have people waiting on you hand and foot as you spend your days resting and relaxxing watching some of the best sitcoms ever...? I think you should thank, Jenny;)
...Then again it was a cruel thing she did chasing me like that until Karli beat me with a bat soooo...I guess Ill be on the jury:wave:






ks

YAY!! I'm a juror person! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I must claim the computer at 8 tomorrow nite!

Originally posted by ks



...What's wrong with that? Dairy Queen stinks and she will have to walk to get there. YOU, on the other hand, will have people waiting on you hand and foot as you spend your days resting and relaxxing watching some of the best sitcoms ever...? I think you should thank, Jenny;)
...Then again it was a cruel thing she did chasing me like that until Karli beat me with a bat soooo...I guess Ill be on the jury:wave:

Thnak you! And thank you too Lynn. Can I get your IM names? ;)

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Ok, the trial is on Monday, June 24th at 8/7/6/5 o'clock, depending on your time zone. I have a judge (Leigh Ann) and an attorney (Justin). All I need are 12 jurors. So far I have:

1. Ben (Dr. Fraiser Crane aka Cheers4ManyYears)
2. Kaitlyn (Roxie Rickman aka IronPixie1)
3. Lauren (Ewan's my man aka Lavenderangel7)
4. Lynn (Demi Lynn Winters aka JoJanet??)
5. ks (ks aka ????)
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

I need more. If you wanna be a juror, just say so and I'll add you to my list!

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


Thnak you! And thank you too Lynn. Can I get your IM names? ;)


zrbz99







ks

Originally posted by ks



zrbz99

:D Thank YOU!

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


:D Thank YOU!


Gotcha covered;)







ks

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


Thnak you! And thank you too Lynn. Can I get your IM names? ;)

JoJanet38

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Ok, the trial is on Monday, June 24th at 8/7/6/5 o'clock, depending on your time zone. I have a judge (Leigh Ann) and an attorney (Justin). All I need are 12 jurors. So far I have:

1. Ben (Dr. Fraiser Crane aka Cheers4ManyYears)
2. Kaitlyn (Roxie Rickman aka IronPixie1)
3. Lauren (Ewan's my man aka Lavenderangel7)
4. Lynn (Demi Lynn Winters aka JoJanet??)
5. ks (ks aka ????)
6. John-Paul (Sitcomwriter aka ActorDG)
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

I need more. If you wanna be a juror, just say so and I'll add you to my list!

I added myself!

my im name is cheers4manyyears...who is jenny's attorney? If you still need one I'll be one for you...but I'll be happy as a jurer if you don't want me to be your lawyer...or you already have someone...

if anyone needs a lawyer...my services cost 250 an hour.

Originally posted by TibbyTibby2
i agree wit karly.....:rolleyes:

:D YAY! I've got supporters! LOL

Originally posted by InspectorExstead
if anyone needs a lawyer...my services cost 250 an hour.

Expensive..........

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Ok, the trial is on Monday, June 24th at 8/7/6/5 o'clock, depending on your time zone. I have a judge (Leigh Ann) and an attorney (Justin). All I need are 12 jurors. So far I have:
Nooo.. there is NO trial on the 24th, or on any other date providing that there was never a trial to begin with. --End of story. :)


Hey, folks.. he slipped, lol. ;)

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Kris494 (11:59:00 AM): -ahem- Got a lawyer yet? :-$
Jos the bomb (11:59:15 AM): No, and I aint planning on getting one
Kris494 (11:59:33 AM): LOL
Kris494 (11:59:48 AM): because you're so guilty no one would support you?
Kris494 (11:59:49 AM): HM?
Kris494 (11:59:49 AM): HM?
Jos the bomb (12:00:01 PM): Beacuse there IS NO trial
Kris494 (12:00:18 PM): Yea yea yea
Kris494 (12:00:24 PM): excuses excuses excuses
Kris494 (12:00:30 PM): tsk tsk tsk
Jos the bomb (12:01:05 PM): LOL
Kris494 (12:01:51 PM): Anyway, i don't think I can IM you because I can tell my lawyer that you were badgering me
Jos the bomb (12:02:05 PM): LOL
Kris494 (12:02:11 PM): LOL
Jos the bomb (12:02:11 PM): Then why did you?
Kris494 (12:02:17 PM): Um
Kris494 (12:02:20 PM): because
Kris494 (12:02:22 PM): i slipped
Jos the bomb (12:02:49 PM): uh hmmmm
Kris494 (12:03:04 PM): Just ..............be quiet
Kris494 (12:03:12 PM): your digging yourself a deeper hole
Kris494 (12:03:13 PM): LOL!