Frank Gannucci
12-28-2019, 08:49 AM
A Honeymooners New Year's Eve:
(The Kramden and Nortons arrive at Alice’s parents home with Alice’s other family members. Ralph is scowling.)
Alice: Ralph, you did promise that you will behave tonight right?”
Ralph: “Yes, I will but if that mother of yours annoys me tonight, ohhh boy!”
Ed: “Cheer up Ralph. After all, we are ringing in 2020. A new decade.”
Trixie: “I can’t believe it that it will be a new decade.”
Alice: “Me neither.”
(Alice’s parents greet them along with other family members.)
Alice's Mother: "I hope that Sonny Boy doesn't drink too much. He got too much of a beer belly."
(Ralph has an angrier look on his face.)
Alice: "Ralph! Keep calm."
Ed: "Ralph is always cool and calm."
Ralph (to Alice's Mother): "You starting right in here with insults with no warming up in the bullpen or nothing. I remember when you started off slow with 'Hello stupids.' You are to address me in a silver tongue."
Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up."
(Ralph stamps his foot.)
Alice: "Keep calm you two. Ralph, you are not to drink too much and act crazy."
(Later on, Alice's Mother keeps annoying Ralph. Ralph starts to drink.)
(It's now 11:59pm.)
(It is now 11:59p. Ralph & Ed are down by nine pins and is the final frame. If Ralph gets a strike, they win. Meanwhile, everyone is counting down.)
All (yell): "10...9...8..."
Ed (yells): "THE CHAMPAGNE IS NOT KORBEL."
(Ralph laughs.)
All (yells): "4...3...2...1..."
(To be continued.)
(The Kramden and Nortons arrive at Alice’s parents home with Alice’s other family members. Ralph is scowling.)
Alice: Ralph, you did promise that you will behave tonight right?”
Ralph: “Yes, I will but if that mother of yours annoys me tonight, ohhh boy!”
Ed: “Cheer up Ralph. After all, we are ringing in 2020. A new decade.”
Trixie: “I can’t believe it that it will be a new decade.”
Alice: “Me neither.”
(Alice’s parents greet them along with other family members.)
Alice's Mother: "I hope that Sonny Boy doesn't drink too much. He got too much of a beer belly."
(Ralph has an angrier look on his face.)
Alice: "Ralph! Keep calm."
Ed: "Ralph is always cool and calm."
Ralph (to Alice's Mother): "You starting right in here with insults with no warming up in the bullpen or nothing. I remember when you started off slow with 'Hello stupids.' You are to address me in a silver tongue."
Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up."
(Ralph stamps his foot.)
Alice: "Keep calm you two. Ralph, you are not to drink too much and act crazy."
(Later on, Alice's Mother keeps annoying Ralph. Ralph starts to drink.)
(It's now 11:59pm.)
(It is now 11:59p. Ralph & Ed are down by nine pins and is the final frame. If Ralph gets a strike, they win. Meanwhile, everyone is counting down.)
All (yell): "10...9...8..."
Ed (yells): "THE CHAMPAGNE IS NOT KORBEL."
(Ralph laughs.)
All (yells): "4...3...2...1..."
(To be continued.)