"I have a message....Lt. Col....Henry Blakes plane...was shot down...over The Sea of Japan...it spun in...there were no survivors."

"This is my company clerk, Corp O'Rielly" "The irish were ROTTEN indian fighters!" "Non-coms, the back-bone of the corps! Where you from, son?" "Iowa, sir" "NO TALKING IN THE RANKS!!"

I believe Ohio8 already has a thread started for M.A.S.H. quotes, if you just want to add to his.

https://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=327462&page=23