View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 5) (The Houston Astros beat the NY Yankees 3-2.)


Frank Gannucci
10-14-2019, 07:02 AM
(Ralph & Ed are in the bus company locker room. They greet the boys.)

Ralph: "Hiya boys! Did you see the Yankees this weekend? They may be on the verge of going to the World Series. But there is still a chance they will lose. I don't like to celebrate on a non-sure thing. Have a cigar boys."

Ed: "Hey there Joe Fenstablau."

Joe: "Your Yankees got lucky there Kramden with them winning one game.."

Ralph: "The Yankees will go on to the World Series."

Ed: "Houston, is a tough team. Did you see them?"

Ralph: "Of course, I did. They are overmatched by the Yankees. They will lose."

Joe: "You are right there Ralph."

Ralph: "Joe, I knew you would see the light."

Joe: "The Yankees will LOSE."

(Ralph gets visably upset.)

Ralph: "I bet you Joe. I bet you that the Yankees will win. I will invite you over and show you the game in which the Yankees will win and go on to the World Series. I will use NORTON'S DVR to tape the game."

Ed: "That is because he is too cheap to buy one."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Joe: "It's a bet Ralph and if they don't win, you owe me $50."

Ed: "It's a bet."

(Ralph elbows Ed.)

Joe: "See you Ralph."

Ed: "Hey Ralph, why did you make that money part of the bet for?"

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)