Friends

Joey: Just flip the coin!

M*A*S*H/Hawkeye: "I believe this is the first case of teenage male menopause."

MASH

You are the 10 most boring people I know -- Trapper to Frank

The Honeymooners:

Ed Norton: Do you mind if I smoke?

Ralph Kramden: I don't care if you burn.

And my all-time most favorite line from Seinfeld:

"He could've had any woman in the world, but none could match the beauty of his hand."

Marsha Marsha Marsha - actually only said ONCE - but who hasn't heard it (?)

M*A*S*H/B.J.: "The crowd thickens."

Joy from My Name is Earl:

I had to add the set up lines so the one liners make sense.

Hogan's Heroes-

Colonel Crittendon : No need to worry, I have a photographic memory. My mind is like a camera.

Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Yeah, but how are you fixed for film?



Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Throw away the key.

Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything?

Colonel Klink: This is Germany. Although I do appreciate your sense of humor.



Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape...

Hogan: Yeah?

Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you.

One Day At A Time

Julie Cooper Horvath: I feel like a woman, I've never felt more like a woman.

David Kane: [uncomfortable] I'm gonna go home now.

Just remembered this one:

In the last season of Roseanne, Lecy Goranson came back on the show after a long hiatus. When she walks onto the set (as Becky), Roseanne goes, "Where the HELL have you been?!"

That’s So Raven

Raven:
There is nothing that you can say that's gonna get to me.

Muffy:
Umm hmm, my shoes are better than yours.

Raven:
Thats a lie!

What You Talking About Willis ?

Full House/Stephanie Tanner:

How rude!

Bunk'd/Lou: "This is why we can't have ice things."

All In The Family

Mike: How long have you been believing in curses?

Archie: How long have you been living here?

Endora (reciting Halloween poem): "The witches were practicing their spells and their chants..."

Uncle Arthur (interrupting): "...and even the poltergeists pulled down their pants."

Girl Meets World

Riley Matthews: You know what the easiest thing ahaving friends is?
Lucas Friar: What?
Riley Matthews: Sometimes all you have to do is trust them.