The first one that comes to my mind is what we hear Larry say to Balki in the season four episode named Piano Moves: "Okay, here is how its going to go. We move the piano up to Lydia's place and then you move back to Mypos."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Another good one from Larry is near the end of the Nightmare Vacation episode in season five..."Okay, I booked us on a trip to Hell." :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Balki-"To forgive is divine... to be an airhead is human."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named Taking Stock.

Balki: Well cousin, I guess when they were handing out the lips you only got one!

Balki-"How could I have been so blonde?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. That is from the season five episode named Here Comes The Judge.

Larry: And why are you going to get what you want?
Balki: Because I’m selfish!

Balki-"Thank you for reaching out and touching me!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is how Balki answers the phone at the beginning of the season episode named New Kid On The Block and I love it. "Thank you for using AT&T!" is how he hangs up. :D :D :D

Balki: Cousin, I should have listened to you when you told me not to join the Motor Psychos.

Balki-I am pro sheep and anti wolf!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named See How They Run.

Balki-"Well you ungrateful little post nasal drip!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. We hear this at the beginning of the season six episode named The Little Apartment Of Horrors.

Balki-"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named Out of Sync.

Balki-"My little spud muffin is having a tator tot."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This of course is from the final season opener.

Balki-"You have made our living room into a 7-11."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named Weigh To Go, Buddy.

Balki-"I’m so excited about all the fun we’re going to have tomorrow that I don’t think I’m going to be able to sleep a wink tonight. I don’t know how I’m going to do it. Maybe I’ll just count sheep. One!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the Better Shop Around episode in season three. :D :D :D

Balki-"Yes, cousin Larry Appleton, your very own watch! Tell us about it, Balki. Well, Balki, it’s a Rolex! With solid quartz crystal and genuine Swiss movement, automatic date and day display. Promotional consideration by Bartokmous of Mypos."

God bless you and Bronson always!!!

Holly

P.S. I love when Balki says that at the beginning of the season three episode named High School Confidential, especially the ending being as fast as Bronson is able to get it out there. :D :D :D

Larry-"Hello? I wanna sign up for the STOP seminar and take charge of my life! Yes, I’ll hold."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode name Assertive Training.

Balki-"Bink, I know you can’t help yourself but you’re really starting to flea and tick me off."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. That is from the season four episode named The Games People Play.

Balki-"Now look, cousin. People like you have always defended the Constitution. Who do you think Nathan Hale was? Paul Revere? John Paul Jones...and Ringo!

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named Pros And Cons.

Balki-"I get it now. The Vice President doesn’t actually do anything."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named Disorderly Orderlies.

Larry-"Now the very first Americans negotiated a deal with the Indians. They gave them twenty-four dollars worth of beads for the island of Manhattan and now Americans are making billions of dollars by selling the same island to the Japanese."

Balki-"These beads...were they real or synthetic?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named The Selling Of Mypos.

Balki-"I know I’m just a simple Mypiot boy and I may never be a man in my Nikes, but from where I’m standing, you're looking at tail lights, dude!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named The Break Up.

Balki-"When we were in the tanning beds, I dreamt we were at Bunky’s party...it was on the sun."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named The Sunshine Boys.

Balki-"Mr. Gorpley, is this true? You never had a mother? Does this mean you have no belly button?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named Finders Keepers.

Balki-"You were born in Madison, Wisconsin...you live in this apartment...I’m your best friend."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named Speak, Memory...I love the smile on Balki's face when saying that he is Larry's best friend. :) :) :)

Larry: If you can't take the heat... then get out of my kitchen.

Larry-"I remember! I remember! I’m Larry Appleton, I was born in Madison, Wisconsin, I work at the Chronicle and I even remember how many girls I asked to the senior prom. Twelve. And I remember how many turned me down. Thirteen. One girl just came right up to me in the cafeteria and said, ‘Don’t even think of asking me to the prom!'"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named Speak, Memory.

Balki-"Yep, fresh as a tulip."

This is from the season six episode named Climb Every Billboard. That is actually my favorite part of the episode. Why? Seeing a guy in a tank top has always been a weakness for me, so you can only imagine what seeing Bronson (Balki) in his tank top makes me want to do to him.....

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly

P.S. .....if I were to give the Lord a grade on how well Bronson was created, an A++++ wouldn't even scrape the surface.

Balki-"This test can determine whether or not a marriage should take place beyond a shadow of a snout."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named See You In September.

Larry: And why are you going to get what you want?

Balki-"I’ll be an official citizen of the USA as soon as I go down to the Federal building and get sworn at!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named Citizenship part one.

Balki-"I’ll be an official citizen of the USA as soon as I go down to the Federal building and get sworn at!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named Citizenship part one.

Balki Bartokomous:
Your ship has finally hit the fan!

Balki-"It’s a well-known fact that turkeys are the practical jokers of the farmyard and when you consider how gullible the cows are and the fact that chickens have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever, well, you can imagine how kooky things can get."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named Wild Turkeys.

Balki: We witnessed the miracle of birth.

Balki-"You live with someone for five years and you think you know them. Then you spend a night in a car trunk with them..."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named car tunes.

Larry Appleton:
Take three steps east, please be meticulous.

Balki Bartokomous:
Well of course we will, don't be ridiculous.

Balki-"Isn’t that one of your ‘Think and Grow Taller Tapes?’"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named Missing.

Balki: Cousin, I should have listened to you when you told me not to join the Motor Psychos.

Balki-"Snoozi snoozi, baby Balki. Sleep on your face and drool."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named Yes Sir, That's My Baby.

Larry: And why are you going to get what you want?
Balki: Because I’m selfish!

Cut the baba-sticky.

Larry: Balki, this is not what you think.

Balki-"I am a Halloween."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named Stress Test.

Larry Appleton:
Time flies when you're a potato.

Balki-"Five onion rings!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This of course is how Balki sings "The 12 Days Of Christmas" song at the beginning of the season two episode named A Christmas Story.

[Balki opens a box and an inflatable woman inflates in their faces, spreading out to take up a portion of the trunk with them]
Balki: You... you live with someone for five years, and you think you know them...
Larry: Balki...
Balki: Then you spend a night in a car trunk with them.
Larry: Balki, this is not what you think.
Balki: [angrily] It's not an inflatable woman?
Larry: ... Well, yes it is.
Balki: Does the lady have a name?
Larry: I use this so I can drive in the car pool lane when I'm driving alone.

Larry-"Balki, in Madison I knew a girl like Carol. Her name was Misty. She was in my algebra class. I was very good in algebra. Of course I was, it had nothing to do with life..."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season two episode named Falling in Love Is.

Balki: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Cousin Larry and future Cousin Jennifer in holy macaroni."

Larry-"He's wearing my suit."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season eight episode named Baby Quiz when Balki comes in to host the practice run of the Baby Quiz show.

Balki: It's gonna be kind of hard to save you from here.

Larry-"I would rather spend the evening with Jabba the Hut."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season one episode named First Date.

Larry: Oh, my Lord!

America...land of the free...home of the whopper.

Larry-"Balki, I know you believe in this stuff, but really, Mr. Death? Who does he look like? Jack Nicholson?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named The Horn Blows At Midnight.

Balki-"Well, that depends on what you plumbers call an emergency. Did you see The Poseidon Adventure?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named Pipe Dreams.

Balki-"Is your conscience broken? If Jiminy Cricket were here he’d puke in his hat!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named My Brother, Myself.

Balki-"Cousin, could I borrow some money until Carl pays me back?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three closer named You Gotta Have Friends.

Balki-"Cousin, I’m a simple sheepherder. My needs are few. I don’t need 28 million dollars. I think I could slide by with 14 million."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four opener named The Lottery.

Balki-"Well now, Cousin, I think what you ought to do is just eat your fish and consider the whole thing just water under the Baryshnikov!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named Assertive Training.

Mrs. Bailey-"Oh, one more thing. Try to make it a habit to keep the toilet seat down. You’ll thank me when you get married."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named Maid To Order.

Balki-Mr. Cassidy, could you show me how that you make people go to sleep and then act like animals? Because I haven’t seen a really good mongoose impression since I left Mypos."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named The King And I.

Balki-"Cousin, you told me I was cheating by winning. Instead, I’ve been cheating by losing. You made me a cheating loser which, when you think about it, is really stupid."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named Hello, Ball.

Balki Bartokomous:
Aren't you forgetting something?

Marvin Berman:
No. I don't think so.

Balki Bartokomous:
Yes. You were about to set your timer.

Balki-"You need time to think this over. I’ll be in the archives trying to figure out this Dan Quayle thing."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named Disorderly Orderlies.

Larry: What's in my face?

Balki-"Every time I ask Mr. Glover what my job is, I get my picture taken. I’m beginning to feel like the Christie Brinkley of the Chronicle."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named He's The Boss.

Balki-"Well, Cousin, I figured it out. ‘Daring to Make a Fortune’ only cost us forty-two dollars...a month...for the rest of our lives."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named This Old House.

Balki Bartokomous:
Okay, wise-eyes !

Balki Bartokomous:
Wwooowwhh!

Balki-"Mary Anne didn’t kill Jennifer. Jennifer’s on her way to Hong Kong and the police are too busy for you to send on some wild moose chase."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named Black Widow.

Larry Appleton:
Don't they have anything on Mypos besides sheep?

Balki Bartokomous:
Well, we got a 7/11.

Balki-Cousin, you said you were not going to go overboard. You promised me you were not going to go overboard and here you are, scraping barnacles off the Titanic!

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named See How They Run.

Balki Bartokomous:
Let's paint the town red, white and blue!

Balki-"Cousin, Destiniki was here! I have my answer! Cousin, can’t you see my new found knowledge has me glowing like my Pee Wee Herman night light?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named Climb Every Billboard.

Balki Bartokomous:
Oh Cousin, you can read me like a brown paper bag!

Balki-"Yep, fresh as a tulip."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named Climb Every Billboard.

Larry Appleton:
Harriette runs the elevator here.

Balki Bartokomous:
[to Harriette] Oh, well your job must have its ups and downs!

Balki-"I hate ducks! Ducks have terrorized generations of Mypiots. Cousin, they ruin our crops, foul our wells and date our chickens. We tried, Cousin, we tried to live peacefully with the ducks. We talked to them. We negotiated with them, We threatened. We even set out a tangy orange sauce to let them know we meant business, but nothing worked. In the end we had no choice but to do battle with the ducks. Oh Cousin, let me go with you. Let me hunt. Let me hunt these dreadful creatures and eradicate them from the face of the earth! Filthy, disgusting, immoral ducks!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named Duck Soup.

Mr. Donald "Twinkie" Twinkacetti:
Your 'girlfriend' seems to have disappeared.

Balki Bartokomous:
She's very shy. She probably jumped out the window.

Balki-"Listen, when the ghost appears, whatever you do, don’t say, ‘Who you gonna call?’ They really hate that!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named Fright Night.

Balki Bartokomous:
Well, feed me garlic and call me stinky!

Balki-"On Mypos when a woman is expecting a child all she has to do is dig a deeper well, buy a bigger laundry basket and pre-chew a lot of meat."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named Yes Sir, That's My Baby.

Baby Balki-"You know, this argument is a lot like diaper rash. I’ve had it before and I know I’m gonna have it again."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named Yes Sir, That's My Baby.

Balki-"Cousin, if I don’t make it out of here, ooh, god if I don’t make it out of here alive, tell Mary Anne that I stashed some extra cash behind the nutmeg in the kitchen and that I love her very much. Why am I telling you this? You’ll be dead, too."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season eight episode named After Hours.

Balki-"Cousin, this is no time to place blame. Sure, we’re no longer tethered to Mother Earth but we’re communing with Father Sky and all his airy children the wind, the clouds, that plane! Duck! Just kidding. But see what fun you can have up here?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season eight episode named Up Up And Away.

Balki-"My favorite part was when Captain Fred let me go up into the helicopter and help him with the traffic report. It reminded me of the time that Uncle Stavros let me help him with the traffic report on Mypos. We packed a lunch and climbed up into that gingko tree and waited for the mule to pass by. He never came. Who knew the mule was dead?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season eight episode named Up Up And Away.

Balki-"Give me a break. That’s no angel! That’s Little Jo Cartwright!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season two episode named A Christmas Story.

Larry-"Clear the sidewalk!!!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from part one of the final episode named Up, Up, And Away.

Mr. Donald "Twinkie" Twinkacetti:
Your 'girlfriend' seems to have disappeared.

Balki-"Cousin, this place looks like the Ty-D-Bol Man went berserk."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named Pipe Dreams.

Mary-Anne-"Six hours of watching scary movies is too much for me. My head hurts, my stomach is all tied up in knots, and I think I’m getting hives! Thanks for a lovely evening."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named Aliens.

Larry-"You wrote a check for three thousand dollars more than you have. You don't want to go to prison for this furniture!" :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season one episode named Check This.

Mr. Twinkacetti: I'm gonna throw up. [He gets up]
Balki: [sternly] Sit down, Turnip! [Mr. Twinkacetti obediently does so]

Larry Appleton:
Oh, my lord...

Mr. Wainwright:
Appleton, you idiot!

Larry Appleton:
I just shot my boss in the butt.

Balki-"Cousin, you know, it was so easy to get Mr. Vaughan back in bed after I found out that he likes to play Simon Says in his sleep. Simon says raise your legs.....put your legs down.....he’s good." :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named Disorderly Orderlies.

Balki-"Remember, Cousin, patience is a virgin."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is the last thing said during the season four episode named Crime Busters.

Balki-"You struck out, huh?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season two episode named Can I Get A Witness?

Balki-"Cousin, no! No, no, no, no! I can’t let you do this! The Gabuggis, I have a feeling, have just been waiting to get you over a barrel!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five opener named Good Skates.

Balki-"Okay, cousin, I'll give you the Mypos diet, but only because you are so pathetic."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named Weigh To Go, Buddy.

Balki Bartokomous:
Hi, cousin! I just baked a big batch of bing bong binki binki bakalava.

Larry-"The chef at the hotel was pretty upset. You know, French is a colorful language. I don’t speak a word of it and yet I understood everything he said."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named Just Desserts.

Balki: "It’s a walk-in fireplace!"

Balki-"Why am I wearing a sequin jumpsuit?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named The King And I.

Mr. Donald 'Twinkie' Twinkacetti:
How 'bout a brewski?

Balki Bartokomous:
Oh, no thank you. I got a Pepski.

Larry-"You know, Balki, I’m beginning to understand why on Mypos a sheep can run for public office."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five opener named Good Skates.

Balki Bartokomous:
Cousin Larry just did a great thing!

Mr. Donald "Twinkie" Twinkacetti:
Ooh, what'd he do? Tear up your green card?

Balki Bartokomous:
This man, Larry Appleton, just saved my life!

Mr. Donald "Twinkie" Twinkacetti:
Why?

Balki-Cousin, I have ruined Miss Lydia’s life. Jack is going to take her money and break her heart and it’s all my fault. According to the matchmaker’s code I must now forever deny myself smoked meat."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named Just A Gigolo...I love the way that Larry looks at Balki after hearing such a thing. :D :D :D

[Balki opens a box and an inflatable woman inflates in their faces, spreading out to take up a portion of the trunk with them]
Balki: You... you live with someone for five years, and you think you know them...
Larry: Balki...
Balki: Then you spend a night in a car trunk with them.
Larry: Balki, this is not what you think.
Balki: [angrily] It's not an inflatable woman?
Larry: ... Well, yes it is.
Balki: Does the lady have a name?
Larry: I use this so I can drive in the car pool lane when I'm driving alone.

Balki-"I just did zero to sixty in nine point two seconds."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five closer named Digging Up The News.

Lou Miller:
[to Larry] Are you interested in this car?

Balki Bartokomous:
Are you kidding? Is he interested in this car? Does a Mypiot spit in the woods?

Balki-"You can come out now, Cousin. The book wasn’t loaded."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is how the season six episode named The Men Who Knew Too Much Part Two ended.

Balki: "Do you know how many women in America would give their eyebrow to have a window seat like this?"

Balki-"Back on Mypos there was this group of kids who used to crow like a rooster and get the hens all excited."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named The Sunshine Boys.

Mary-Anne Spencer: You know, having a ghost would explain so many things. Like how when you open the refrigerator, the light goes on.

Balki-Ok Cousin, we’ll try it. We’ll try it your way. Because surely out of three-hundred and forty-seven plans you’ve had, one should work."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named A Catered Affair.

Balki: "Well, I’ll be an official citizen of the USA as soon as I go down to the Federal building and get sworn at."

Jennifer-"Larry, it’s cold. I need to keep warm and you certainly haven’t done anything lately to raise my body temperature."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named This New House.

Balki: "Do you, future Cousin Jennifer take Cousin Larry to be your awful wedded husband?"

Balki to Mary-Anne-"Before you say anything to these two, I just want you to know the lights are on but they don’t own homes."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season seven episode named It Had To Be You.

Balki: Well cousin, I guess when they were handing out the lips you only got one! [pause] Why aren't you laughing?
Larry: [stony-faced] It's hard to laugh with one lip.

Larry-"Balki, that's not how you meet women. That's how muggers meet women!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season one episode named First Date.

Balki-"I had to find ginkgo root and pig snout! They make fun of me at the market! They said, ‘Price check on pig snout!’"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season two episode named Trouble In Paradise.

Larry-"Vince! Hi! Come on in! Our door’s always open."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season two episode named Can I Get A Witness.

Balki-"Well, I’ll say one thing for us. I think we all achieved oneness with the snow. And you . . . you achieved oneness with that tree, huh?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season two episode named Snow Way To Treat A Lady Part One.

Larry: "Look, this is America. We make things a lot more complicated."

^^^ I was born in Florida and I don't make things complicated, but of course that is just me.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. People like Larry only give me new appreciation for myself.

Balki: "Once in a while when I know my Mypos family is all together then I wish I was in my chair at the table, because Papa sits here and Uncle Stavlos sits there and it’s a place of honor, you know."

Balki-"You’re lying to impress Jennifer and until you tell the truth, Eva, Magda and Zsa Zsa will continue to be a thorn in your sideburns."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five opener named Good Skates.

Larry-"Jennifer? This this isn’t easy for me to say, but please take that sharp thing out of my ear."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season six episode named The Break Up.

I have always loved this line from the season six episode named The Break Up.

Balki-"Okay, Cousin, you’re up! Take your best shot. It’s the bottom of the ninth, two outs, the bases are loaded, you’ve got two strikes against you! Cousin, it’s time to kick it through the uprights!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Larry Appleton:
[speaking about Twinkacetti] The man is lying. He has no grandmothers, he probably sold them

You bet your bibi babkas.

Don't you ever do that again.

How many times have you ever (fill in blank here) in your life?

Where do I come up with them?

Larry: I have (Balki: oh G-d) a plan!

Harriet Winslow: Don't do that baby.

To continue on with what happened at the end of the season six episode named The Break Up:

Larry-"Jennifer, I can’t promise you a magnificent home or all the money you’ll ever need and there’s a good chance our children will be short......."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. When I hear Larry bring up his lack of growth, I think to myself, "Your kids could grow more with Jennifer being as tall as she is."

Balki-"Cousin Larry’s so excited the cat ate his tongue!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named The Pen Pal.

Balki:

"Oh, give me a line of credit!"

Balki-"Cousin, you’re gonna love Mypos! The climate is perfect, all men are created Cousins and we’ve conquered cellulite!"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named Aliens.

Balki-"Cousin, in the Appleton System, exactly when do you admit failure?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season four episode named Car Wars.

Larry: And why are you going to get what you want?
Balki: Because I’m selfish!
Larry: And why are you selfish?
Balki: Because I want to make people HAPPY!!! HAPPY!!! [He shakes Larry vigorously back and forth]
Larry: Yes! Yes! You've got it!

Balki-"Cousin, I’ve been keeping some notes on plans you’ve had over the years. Seven of your plans have cost me money. Thirteen of your plans have cost me pride and dignity. Three of them eventually required an ointment."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named This Old House.

Larry-"I don’t believe this. First I have to interview a man in a dog suit, now I am a man in a dog suit."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season five episode named Digging Up The News.

Larry Appleton : In college we had an exercise when we went back into the dream state.

Balki Bartokomous : Would that be New Jersey?

Larry Appleton : [calmly] No... no... that's the *Garden* State.

Balki-"You cannot just eat the Midolcrampabloatolous root like that. What do you think this is? Some raw American jicama crudité?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season eight opener named The Baby Shower.

Larry Appleton:
Take three steps east, please be meticulous.

Balki Bartokomous:
Well of course we will, don't be ridiculous.

Larry-‘Society came out on all fours today at the 5th Annual Pedigree Dog Show.’ Industrialist Henry Friar bragged that his dog was cheaper than his wife; the license was less and the dog came with a fur coat!’"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season three episode named The Break In.

Balki Bartokomous:
[screams in pain]

Larry Appleton:
A little sore?

Balki Bartokomous:
I'd say we overdid the workout a little... or you threw me out the window.

Balki-"Today is the first anniversary of the first time that Mary Anne and I got caught in the rain and our hair got all wet and stringy and we used the car heater to dry it and got our heads stuck under the steering wheel."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is from the season eight episode named After Hours.

Larry Appleton:
Take three steps east, please be meticulous.

Balki Bartokomous:
Well of course we will, don't be ridiculous.

This is from the season three episode named To Be Or Not To Be. :D :D :D

Balki-"Maybe the director will notice you and then he will put you in the commercial, and you will become a star and start living the lifestyle of the rich and famous and then that guy will say about you, ‘Experts said it couldn’t be done, impossible! Oh, yeah? A man with no upper lip at all parlayed it into spectacular screen success and a fabulous dream villa in pulsating Puerto Vallarta! Has success ruined him? Well, of course not, don’t be ridiculous!’"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Balki Bartokomous:
Momma told me never to do the dance of joy alone, or I would go blind.