"You want to get things started again?" Dick Hansen

"Don't you worry, I'll warm you up." Ohio prostitute killer

"It's got to be salad if you're looking that good." One-time Tina Jefferson suspect

"He looked at me like he was just about to enjoy a large steak."

"It's got to be salad if you're looking that good." One-time Tina Jefferson suspect

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"He looked at me like he was just about to enjoy a large steak."

"Baby, I'm going to enjoy you like you're a large steak."

"Please do! I'm cooked medium rare!"

“Want to have lunch with me?”
“No, sorry, Perm.”
“Well, I guess I’ll have to eat this bologna and cheese sandwich all by myself.”


My second favorite is the guy who was driving down the road with the sign in the window that said “WANT TO F***? PULL OVER”. Smooth... real smooth. :lol:

"You're bein' bad, again!" ��

"I'm going to grow you the biggest tomato!"

That one cracks me up!

"Coffee. Pie. And how about I take you for a whirl?"

This one might just be my all-time favorite and I was ecstatic it hadn't already been posted :D

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This one gets my vote.


It also makes me question my sanity because I can’t help but laugh like a schoolboy when I think about that particular quote. Beyond that, I find nothing funny about the Alexander Olive segment.

“Want to have lunch with me?”
“No, sorry, Perm.”
“Well, I guess I’ll have to eat this bologna and cheese sandwich all by myself.”


My second favorite is the guy who was driving down the road with the sign in the window that said “WANT TO F***? PULL OVER”. Smooth... real smooth. :lol:

So big perm failed in that Bologna sandwich date, but obviously he got someone else to fall under his spell and was killed by a jealous husband.

As for the other that is so bad, but funny. I think that is Edward Wayne Beverly from the Ethel Kidd segment. One similar to that is the unsolved murder of Alicia Reynolds where the killer offered mechanic help to his victims.

I’ll go with Marie Hilley who hooked that dude John Homan not once, but twice. First there is the epic RS line where he says she advertises herself as rich and close to death. Then she gets him again with the twin sister lie.

A drunken, fat Kenneth Engie: "I'm taking you home tonight."

I'm sure that one worked a lot.

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You beat me to it...;)

“Wanna see my ice pick?”

I'm taking you home tonight! - Kenneth Engie

It must be recess in heaven - Troy Carlton

"So, when do you think you'll be ovulating?"