Lorelai: "If you're going to throw your life away, he'd better have a motorcycle."

Rory: "You wanna run cross country?"
Lorelai: "Not across the whole country. Maybe just Michigan."

Hey, I have a New Year's resolution for you: Become more cynical and self-absorbed.
— Lorelai Gilmore

Paris: "I hate that she's thin."

Rory: "Wait for me. I like ruckus."

Janet: "Exercise is a high. You should try it."

Paris: (to Janet)"Fine, go. I hear melanoma is in this year."

Paris: "Chamber of Commerce must be thrilled."

Paris: "I would kill for something non synthetic."

Lorelai: "You sound distracted; did something cute just walk by?"

Paris: "Flirting seems to be a very big part of this spring break."

"You jump, I jump, Jack!" (Rory)

Volleyball Guy: "I need my ball back."
Paris: "You need a couple of them, pal."

Rory Gilmore : “A little nervous breakdown can work wonders for a girl.”

Lorelai: (to Rory)"What did I tell you about buzzing in public?"

Rory: My books look sad. Can books look sad?

(Last line of the series.)
Rory: "I guess so."

(First line of the series.)
Lorelai: "Please, Luke. Please, please, please."

“When I have made one zillion dollars from my rocket gum invention you will eat those words! Or rather you will chew those words and blow a bubble with them.”
— Lorelai Gilmore

Girl: "What idiot gave her a gavel?"

Rory: "I learned from the best."

Lorelai's 10 Funniest Quotes About Her Mother Emily In Gilmore Girls (https://screenrant.com/gilmore-girls-lorelai-emily-funniest-quotes/)

Lorelai and her mother, Emily, don't have the smoothest relationship in Gilmore Girls, but Lorelai's comments about her mother are always hilarious.

"I live in two worlds, one is a world of books." – Rory Gilmore

"Oh, I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it."-- Lorelai.

Logan: "People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute."

I thought Logan said that??? ^^^

"It's a show?" "It's a lifestyle. It's a religion." —Lorelai and Rory Gilmore

"We're almost there and nowhere near it, all that matters is that we're going." - Lorelai Gilmore