Kelly: "If I were you, I'd fire your travel agent."

Kelly: You do lead an exciting life Jill.
Jill: Where would I have been without you?

Kris: (to Tiffany)"I hate to say this, but you look like you just saw a ghost."
Tiffany: "I feel like I have."

Sabrina: Okay we’re late, what are we going to tell Doyle?
Jim: Ah, we’ll tell him we stopped at a motel, he’ll understand that.
Sabrina: Hey, how was I?
Jim: Terrific, terrific.

Bosley: "They who play, pay."

Mark: I run the casino up the street.
Sabrina: Oh, what'd you do. Come over to borrow a cup of money?

Kelly: ""Just swim in the water, Jill; don't drink it."

Jim: "Good. She'll spread the word faster than Western Union."

Kelly: "I hate unfinished business."

Jill: "35. I'll never go faster that 35 as long as I live."

Kelly: "Now that was a performance."

Kelly: "Shall we hit the ice for a little practice?"
Kris: "Just my luck. Jill skates like a pro and I get this assignment and all the bruises."

Kelly: "You can't please everyone."

Kelly: What do you think we should do now?
Bosley: I think you should scream, as a matter of fact if you don’t I will.

Julie: "Terrific. The Hell's Angels go Hawaiin."

Bosley: Wait a minute, are you saying they are suspects?
Kelly: I’m saying they might give us some kind of handle on this. The trick is to question them so they won’t realise they’re being questioned.
Bosley: Ah-hah I see. What we need is a sharp eye and a deft clever tongue.
Kelly: That would be wonderful Bosley, but meanwhile see what you can find out without blowing it.

(Talking to Charlie on speaker phone)

Jill Munroe: "Come on, be a pal. I can't tell you how many hours I've spent lying in bed trying to put a face... and a body on that voice."

Jill Munroe: "It's a nice room. Isn't it?"
Sabrina Duncan: "It's not bad. A little overdone."
Jill Munroe: "It's not bad actually, kind of early American nothing."

Bosley: Charlie knows what he’s doing.
Kelly: Oh sure, like the time he sent us to Nova Scotia to find Mrs Carpenter’s killer?
Sabrina: Oh that was a cute one.
Kelly: Uh-huh, and the killer was managing a banana plantation in Honduras.
Bosley: You got him didn’t you?
Kelly: We were there so long the guy had to come home for Christmas.

Jill:

Cop 1: License, please.
Sabrina: Uh, that would be a driver's license.
Cop 2: That's the idea.
Sabrina: Look, uh, you're never gonna believe this, but I don't have it with me. You see, I left it in the room when I took my gun out of my purse to shoot at the gorilla who was driving the limousine
Cop 2: The gorilla driving the limousine?
Sabrina: I mean, it wasn't really a gorilla. A gorilla can't drive even if he does have his license. It was a person in a gorilla mask.
Cop 1: Have you been drinking, ma'am?

Kelly: "Why did you come to Blackmoor, Bo?"
Bo: "To get an education."
Kelly: "Then why are you denying it yo yourself? Think about that, okay?"

Bo: "Wow, Miss Garrett's really something special. I will never cheat in her class."
Donna: "You? Not cheat? Not lie? (scoffs) Not likely."
Bo: "I mean it. I won't."
Donna: "Of course you will, you can't help yourself. Look, nobody understands you like I do, Bo. I advise you to hang on to that."

Kris: "I don't think she likes my hair."
Sabrina: "I don't think she likes anything about me."

Kris: "Now that sounds like a threat."
Donna: "Only because it is."

Kelly: Good ole Charlie. First he lets us live among the wolves, then he throws us to them.
Kris: Do you really think I look like that?
Sabrina: I don't know. It's hard to say. We've never seen you in a mattress garden.

(Last line of the series.)
Kelly: "Well, that's Charlie."
Kris: "Oh, Kelly."

Sabrina: Hi, I've heard about you.
Bloody Mary: Oh yeah, what'd ya hear?
Sabrina: That you're good!
Bloody Mary: You don't win by being good you win by being first.