Post it here! Make sure you include who said it in case people wanna look for it somewhere and download it!

"I am El Nino. All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of who who don't 'habla Espanol,' El Nino is Spanish for... 'The Nino.'" - Chris Farley

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Well, isn't that special?" and "Who made you do it? Was it SATAN, perhaps?" - The Church Lady (Dana Carvey)

"I am Hanz."
"And I am Franz."
"And we are here to Pump You Up!"
Hanz and Franz (Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon)

:lol:

"Jane, you ignorant slut..." - Dan Ackroyd, weekend update.

also, on the subject of weekend update,

"That's the news and I am outta here...." - Dennis Miller

Jane, you ignorant slut...
(Jane IS NOT an ignorant slut)

"Moooooovve!"
- Nick Burns (Jimmy Fallon)

"I'm Brian Fellows!"
-Brian Fellows (Tracy Morgan)

"I'm 50! 50 years old!"
-Sally O'mally (Molly Shannon)

It was something like this: Martha Stewart was accused of being mentally insane by Star Magazine last week, she denied it, and then spent 15 hours trying to make the perfect sandwich.

"Never Mind"
Emily Latila (Gilda Rader)

"But, Noooooooooo"
(John Belushi)

"Cheeseburger, cheeseburger. Coke, no Pepsi"
(John Belushi)

"It's noogie time"
Tod (Billy Murray)

"It's better to look good than to feel good, and you know who you are darling."
(Billy Crystal, spoofing Fernando Lamaz)

"I'm Barbara WaWa Walters."
(Gilda Radner, spoofing Barbara Walters)

"We're just a couple of wild and crazy guys"
(Dan Ackroyd and Steve Martin)

"I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not"
(Chevy Chase)

"I live in a van down by the river...etc"
(Chris Farley)...forget the character's name...Matt ??

"Sometimes when I get nervous, I put my fingers under my armpits and smell them" Ugh, lol
Mary Catherine ??? (Molly Shannon)

Anything from the Gap *girls*.

LIVE, from New York, it's Saturday Night!!

"Wow!...that's great bass!"
(Dan Ackroyd, demonstrating the "Bass-O-Matic")

"We are......two wild and crazy guys!"
(Steve Martin and Dan Ackroyd as the Festrunk(?) brothers)

"It just goes to show ya....it's always something!"
(Gilda Radner as Roseanne Rosannadanna)

Don'tchu hate it when that happens?

This one is actually from the Blues Brother's movie but I can't resist adding it: "Were on a mssion from God."- Akroyd

Woops

SIMMA DOWN NAW!

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me" - Stuart Smalley (Al Franken)

"I'm a little verklempt. Talk amoungst yourselves. I'll give you a topic" (Mike Myers)

"Delta, Delta, Delta, can I help ya, help ya, help ya!" (I don't remember who said this one)

Uh...yah.... yah, that's the ticket!

Originally posted by kittflynn
Uh...yah.... yah, that's the ticket!
LOL, that would be Jon Lovitz aka The Liar.
The song about Tounces, the driving cat, was a gutsplitter too--and anything about androgynous Pat.
How about...Making copies...copyrama...etc.
I forget, who played this office nutcase?

Well isn't that special- Churh Lady
And I live in a van down by the river- Matt Foley
That's so funny I forgot to laugh- Lisa Loobner
Cheeseboogie! Cheeseboogie! Cheeseboogie!
Well, that's different...never mind.- Miss Fertally
It's always something- Roseanna Rosanna Danna
Wrong! You can't leave all the doors are locked from the outside- Mclachlan Group
SCHWING!!- Waynes World

"B to the E to the L to the F to the R to the E to the Y-BELFREY!"