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Ohio8
02-17-2019, 05:19 PM
Capt. Ed Hocken: "Okay, boys. Run her in."

Edison
02-18-2019, 02:07 AM
Mrs. Twice: “Please go away. I don’t want to answer any more of your questions.”
Det. Frank Drebin:

Edison
02-19-2019, 12:58 AM
Det. Frank Drebin: Cigarette ?
Sally Decker: Yes, I know.

MA
02-19-2019, 04:22 PM
Mimi Du Jour: Is this some kind of bust?

Frank: Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive, but we need to ask you a few questions.

Ohio8
03-18-2019, 07:52 PM
Ed; "All right, Eddie, let's say you did go to the movies."
Eddie Casales: "Okay."
Ed, Eddie Casales, Det. Frank Drebin: (looking at the camera)"You did go to the movies!"

MA
12-31-2019, 08:02 PM
Sally Decker:
Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.

Capt. Ed Hocken:
He's the teller, Frank.

Det. Frank Drebin:
Jim Fell's the teller?

Sally Decker:
No, Jim Johnson.

Det. Frank Drebin:
Who's Jim Fell?

Capt. Ed Hocken:
He's the auditor, Frank.

Sally Decker:
He had the flu, so Jim [pauses] filled in.

Det. Frank Drebin:
Phil who?

Capt. Ed Hocken:
Phil Din. He's the night watchman.

Sally Decker:
[crying] If only Phil had been here!