Maude: Archie, dear man, you’re my favorite cousin-in-law

Archie: And Maudie, I just think your politics are swell. Where can I donate to the McGovern campaign?

https://i.imgur.com/5pf3fz8.jpg (https://lunapic.com)

Archie : Regarding Obama and Hillary Clinton !

"I think it is really great that we had a black president, now I hope Hillary wins , I think it's time the United states has a woman president "!

Archie: I think it’s fantastic we have a black family for neighbors!

One of my best friends is a black disabled man (referring to his good buddy Sammy Davis Junior who had a glass eye). Archie

George: Archie, I like you even more than Martin Luther King.

Archie saying " I sure wish my niece and Lionel Jefferson would get married"!

Stretch Cunningham: I hate it when Boom Boom walks by me: she makes the ground vibrate.

Archie saying "I have decided to convert to Judaism "

Edith telling a dirty joke

Edith: Archie (burp, burp) get me another beer, you dingbat!

Archie: Edith, sit down and relax. Anything I can get for you?

Meathead: "Gloria, for the thousandth time, I told you I'm not horny or hungry. Now put your clothes back on and get me my weed!"

Stretch Cunningham to Archie: would you like to come to Shabbat service with me?

Archie: Edith, you are the smartest woman I've known.

George to Edith: I think your husband is a wonderful man and I admire him so.

mike i schould of got a place of my own archie is right i been sponging off of him for to long.

Archie to Michael: I think it’s swell minorities want to move into the neighborhood! I’m all for it!

Archie: Edith, please sit down in my chair right here, right now. I can get my own beer, Sweetheart.

Archie: Maudie my dear, what’s the best way for me to donate money to the McGovern campaign. I think he’s tops!

Gloria: Oh, Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy! You are the top pop! You never make me cry.

Edith: Go ahead Archie, go bet on that Trifecta, I don’t mind.

Edith: Go ahead Archie, go bet on that Trifecta, I don’t mind.

L:)L

Archie to Mike: I think your Polish Heritage is wonderful. Edith: let’s have some kielbasa tonight!

George: "Weezie, let's say we invite Archie & Edith to dinner tonight, no angle?"

Sammy Davis to Archie: You are one of the finest white men I’ve ever met. You are a credit to your race.

Archie edith im tired of this chair what u say i sell it get something more comfortable there nice leather furniture for the hole house

Frank Lorenzo: I’m tired of doing all this fancy cooking; Irene let’s have frank and beans tonight.

Stephanie: You know, Aunt Edith and Uncle Archie, I want to either be a nun or a soccer player.

Maude to Archie: You know Archie, I think you’re right. Nixon is a great president.

Edith, "Archie, have you seen my car keys?"

Archie to Father Majeski: Father, I think your church is tops! Here’s a $100 donation.

Edith: Get your own beer Archie, my soap is on!

Gloria: I hate women’s lib; a woman’s place is serving her husband!

Meathead: I agree with you, Archie. Our politics always align.

George to Archie: You’re a fine wonderful neighbor. Your next $20 of cleaning is on the house!

Archie hey edith i met this nice family they from chicago the evans family there im going give them a call invite them to dinner is that all right.

Archie to Mike: Hey, Egghead, what is your opinion on this important issue?

Archie to George Jefferson: I hope a lot more black people move into the neighborhood!

Archie: George, you should run for President. We need a Black President; it's time!

Edith to Archie: shut your face you overgrown fat bigot.

Edith: Meathead, get your own beer like Archie always does.

Archie hey edith i met this nice family they from chicago the evans family there im going give them a call invite them to dinner is that all right.
They're going to travel from Chicago all the way to N.Y. for dinner?:rolleyes:

Archie to Mike: "Altho my political opinions are different than yours, I've decided to take the high road and agree to disagree."

Edith: Ohhhh Archie - I just got a recording contract from RCA. They’re gonna name the Album “Screeching With The Oldies”

Gloria: I hate women's lib. I want to stay stuck in the kitchen barefoot, cooking for Mike 12 hours a day!

Gloria: I hate women's lib. I want to stay stuck in the kitchen barefoot, cooking for Mike 12 hours a day!

Actually though Gloria always said "Pro-Feminist" things it seemed to me that she was such a stereotype, she cried easily, she is very emotionally dependent on her man, she is silly and girly instead of like a grown woman, she thinks it is important to have a baby to feel fulfilled and feel "like a woman," she thinks that sex is important, and she is really immodest does not have a concept of being objectified: She did not feel offended when Mike's artist friend wanted her to pose nude for him and she readily did so.

Maude: Let’s all go out and vote for Nixon!

Archie: Gloria I really think you should divorce Meathead & date Lionel! :lol:

Edith to Archie: Shut the f**k up already; you ignorant jacka**!

Edith to Archie: Shut the f**k up already; you ignorant jacka**!

Actually she WANTED to say that MANY times! :lol:

Stretch to Boom Boom: You know Mildred, you really should get breast reduction surgery.

Archie: I don't care if you sit in my chair. I'll just go sit in the kitchen on a chair in there.

Archie to Gloria: Hey little goil, I don't mind you dropping out of college here and going to an HBCU(Historically Black Colleges & Universities). :lol:

Archie: I was all wrong about Nixon. McGovern’s the man for me!

Edith: Yes, please get me a cold beer, Archie. I'll sit in my chair here and wait for you.

Mike: I’M NOT HUNGRY even though all I had today was half a sandwich!

Archie: Hey Edith, let's greet the colored neighbors who just moved in next door!

Stretch: I’m going to work my butt of today; absolutely no joking around!

Mike: I'm so HANGRY! (Since the word was not invented yet, he really couldn't have said it.) :)

Mike to Gloria & Edith: You know we need to do something to get rid of the coloreds in this neighborhood!

Barney: Do you know any Polish jokes?

Archie: Barney, I don't appreciate hearing jokes which offend various people! Stop!

Archie to Edith " Sweetheart, you must get tired of cooking dinner everyday, whenever you want we can go out to dinner" !

Mike (on the phone): No, thanks. I really don't need any help from Hair Club for Men.

Mildred (Boom Boom) to Archie and Stretch: I LOVE the way you two always Cat-call me. Do it more!

Archie: Edith, Baby! You're the greatest! Sit down and rest your tootsies while I run out and buy dinner!

Sammy Davis Jr. to Archie: You’re one of finest, most unbigoted, men I’ve ever met!

Edith: Archie Bunker! You go get your own frickin' beer. I'm sick of your sh*t!

Archie to Mike when they first met " The Polish are a fine people, a very good culture. Do you speak Polish? You could teach us, it would be nice speaking a second language in the home" .

Stretch to Boom Boom: You know Mildred, you really ought to think about breast reduction surgery!

Archie: I'm divorcing Edith to marry a colored! :lol:

Edith to Archie: I LOVE it when you bet on the horses!

Gloria: Women’s Lib is for the birds!

(Bump)

Boom Boom to the loading dock: I just LOVE it when you cat call me!