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Brett Ferino
06-07-2002, 09:04 PM
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesamea Street, how to get to Sesamea Street (over and over)
Kermit: Hello. Kermit dee frog here and welcome to Sesamea Street I'd like to tell you what today's letter is but I am really ffffffff****ed up. Hey Big Bird? Do you know what today's letter is?
Big Bird: Sure Kermit, today's letter is . . . . *pause* Joint.
Kermit: Um . . . Big Bird? Joint is not a letter, it is a word.
Big Bird: Sorry kids! Today's letter is *pauses* 3!
Kermit: Um, Big Bird? 3, is a number *giggle*
Big Bird: Exactly! Which is how many JOINTS I've smoked today! Kermit? Are you with me?
Kermit: mmm. . . god I'm stoned!
Big Bird: Me too!
*Both laughing*
Elmo: Guys! Guys! Show go on! Come on!
Kermit: Uhm . . . thank you Elmo, how bout we sing our ABC's Big Bird?
Big Bird: Ok!
*Together: ABCDEFRGQKCRC*
Big Bird: I forgot what we were doing Kramit
Kermit: uhm . . . did you just *giggle* call me Kramit?
Big Bird: Yes, I did!
Kermit: uhm . . . *laughing* Kramit dee frog here
*Both laughing*
Kermit: Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids! Today's show was brought to you by the letter *pauses to think*
Big Bird: BONG!
Kermit: And the number . . .
Big Bird: God you're messed up.
Kermit: *laughing* **** you!
Kermit: The number **** You!
*laughing*
Kermit: Bye bye!
Big Bird: Bye bye kids!

Czas na Zywiec
06-07-2002, 09:50 PM
Ok, I don't want to post this, but THAT WAS JUST WRONG! DID YOU HEAR THAT OR JUST MADE IT UP?

I'm gonna shut up and just :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: away.

Hollow
06-07-2002, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Brett Ferino
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesamea Street, how to get to Sesamea Street (over and over)
Kermit: Hello. Kermit dee frog here and welcome to Sesamea Street I'd like to tell you what today's letter is but I am really ffffffff****ed up. Hey Big Bird? Do you know what today's letter is?
Big Bird: Sure Kermit, today's letter is . . . . *pause* Joint.
Kermit: Um . . . Big Bird? Joint is not a letter, it is a word.
Big Bird: Sorry kids! Today's letter is *pauses* 3!
Kermit: Um, Big Bird? 3, is a number *giggle*
Big Bird: Exactly! Which is how many JOINTS I've smoked today! Kermit? Are you with me?
Kermit: mmm. . . god I'm stoned!
Big Bird: Me too!
*Both laughing*
Elmo: Guys! Guys! Show go on! Come on!
Kermit: Uhm . . . thank you Elmo, how bout we sing our ABC's Big Bird?
Big Bird: Ok!
*Together: ABCDEFRGQKCRC*
Big Bird: I forgot what we were doing Kramit
Kermit: uhm . . . did you just *giggle* call me Kramit?
Big Bird: Yes, I did!
Kermit: uhm . . . *laughing* Kramit dee frog here
*Both laughing*
Kermit: Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids! Today's show was brought to you by the letter *pauses to think*
Big Bird: BONG!
Kermit: And the number . . .
Big Bird: God you're messed up.
Kermit: *laughing* **** you!
Kermit: The number **** You!
*laughing*
Kermit: Bye bye!
Big Bird: Bye bye kids!

:rotflmao: I luved it!!!!!! :lol:

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
06-07-2002, 10:17 PM
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Kay Scarpetta
06-07-2002, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
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Sitcomwriter
06-07-2002, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


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Ditto

Babes_Cat
06-07-2002, 10:29 PM
What the.......... ah nvm. I'm not even gonna say it.

vienna waits
06-07-2002, 10:52 PM
hahahaha

Mr. Shy Guy
06-07-2002, 11:00 PM
That was...odd.

#1_Nancy_McKeon
06-07-2002, 11:05 PM
haha, I live with two guys so of course I've heard that before. It was rather amusing to hear it the first time. I was like- god, that's wrong. Although it was slightly funny because throughout the whole thing their voices kept drifted off and you could hear bubbles popping in the background.

Czas na Zywiec
06-07-2002, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
What the.......... ah nvm. I'm not even gonna say it.

Remember to just :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: at him. YOU'RE ONE OF THE ONLY EYE ROOLER SUPPORTS LEFT HERE! :lol:

Montana Ponine
06-07-2002, 11:09 PM
Very..... interesting.

Sean Snow
06-07-2002, 11:28 PM
LOL erm...the only thing I find wrong is why is Kermit on Sesame Street?!

Montana Ponine
06-07-2002, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
LOL erm...the only thing I find wrong is why is Kermit on Sesame Street?!

He's not on Sesame Street?!??!?!?! Are you kidding me???? omg is there something wrong with me..?

DarleneIllyria
06-08-2002, 12:21 AM
uh okay.......yeah

Sitcomwriter
06-08-2002, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
LOL erm...the only thing I find wrong is why is Kermit on Sesame Street?!

Possibly because he is on Sesame Street :rolleyes:

vienna waits
06-08-2002, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by Montana Ponine


He's not on Sesame Street?!??!?!?! Are you kidding me???? omg is there something wrong with me..?

Kermit was a Muppet Baby. He's a muppet.. wasnt on Sesame Street. LoL. But its easy to get the two confused.

DJM77
06-08-2002, 07:23 PM
It's been along time since I've watched the show but I'm almost positive that Kermit was on Sesame Street. I think I remember him doing these fake new reports. He would have a hat and a trench coat on. I thought that he sang 'It's not easy being green'
on Sesame Street but I guess I could be wrong.

Montana Ponine
06-09-2002, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by tootieismyfav
Kermit was a Muppet Baby. He's a muppet.. wasnt on Sesame Street. LoL. But its easy to get the two confused.

OMG! This is possibly the most life changing thing that I've heard all week!! omg I can't get over this..ok excuse me...I have to go watch Sesame Street...

vienna waits
06-09-2002, 02:26 PM
Now I'm starting rethink what I said..

Kermit is originally a Muppet because he was on the original show, all the movies, the new muppet show, muppet babies, etc.

BUT He must have also appeared on Sesame Street because like other people I'm starting to remember him on there...

Central Perk
06-09-2002, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
LOL erm...the only thing I find wrong is why is Kermit on Sesame Street?!

Hes on it sometimes..hes usually that reporter...

Sean Snow
06-09-2002, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Hes on it sometimes..hes usually that reporter...

Okie Dokies thanks y'all for 'splaining. I don't like "Sesame Street" so I really wouldn't know if Kermit was on it or not but I've always assumed he was never on it *Sighs*

Sitcomwriter
06-09-2002, 10:52 PM
Kermit was a stable before it became "The Elmo Show" :rolleyes: \

thank GOD for Noggin!

Czas na Zywiec
06-09-2002, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
Kermit was a stable before it became "The Elmo Show" :rolleyes: \

thank GOD for Noggin!

Thank ya for telling us. Ladies and gentlemen, WE HAVE AN EXPERT HERE! FROMSOMEONE WHO WATHCES THE SHOW, UNLESS HE'S LYING ABOUT IT TO US.

And don't you roll your eyes at me. ONLY ME AND CAITLIN AND MEGAN CAN DO IT! And a few other One Minute members.

So :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Have a nice day.

Hollow
06-10-2002, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


Thank ya for telling us. Ladies and gentlemen, WE HAVE AN EXPERT HERE! FROMSOMEONE WHO WATHCES THE SHOW, UNLESS HE'S LYING ABOUT IT TO US.
Thats exactly wut i was thinkin :rotflmao: the :rolleyes:s he's been makin makes it sound like "DUH!!!!! OF COURSE KERMIT WAS ON SEASEME STREET U STUPID PPL!!!!!! GOD!!!! OF ALL THE STUPID THINGS U PPL CAN THINK OF!!!!!!! :rolleyes:!!!!!" Sorry sitcomwriter but we dont watch seasame street and u do mr "40 year old kindergarten teacher" so :rolleyes: to u

Why the gay heck do u even still CUM here?!?!?! EVERY1 hates u and u said u proooomise ull change 675897 time but u dont!!!! like u said "booooohooooiehooooo im so sorry *snifflesniff* i promise i'll turn over a leaf booooohooooo" and the next thing u know ur postin naked pics of natalie portman. Its porn u idiot. "WHOOOOOOOOOPSIES!!!! I looked at the pic SO FAST that i didnt even notice that she was HAD NO CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!" poor natalie portman. ur a disgrace to her! if i was her i'd prolly be so mortified about u likin me that i'd kill myself. or kill u. or wutever. she'd prolly never like u lmao. NO1 likes u. u think ur sooooo popular but u kno sumthin? U AINT!!!! that stupid "top 25 members" thing......."wooooo the ppl w/ the most posts r the most popular!!!!!!" "unpopular" is a much much better work for u. so u try to LOOK popular by talkin to urself and postin under names like "Sitcomwriter is sooooooo hot" u also call urself "the serious 1"........wut do u even do thats serious. u lie like a dog, ya thats being serious. i heard u told some1 that nbc picked up 1na ur sitcoms or something.......scuse me for a second, i'll be rite back............................:rotflmao:...................................ok im back.
And u call ur self "the nice 1" ya rite. "Who the HELL is jaci valesquez?!?!?!?" ya sure thats nice. "The stupid 1" is more like it. THIS should answer questions like "booooooooooooooooohoohoo y duz every1 hate me? im a liar, im an ass, i brag.......i just dont get y every1 hates me!!!!!!! booooooooooooooohoooooo *sniffsnifflesniff* booooohooooooo" ok im dun. now fu ck off.